Cosplaying the Double Black Duo, Then Running Into the Real Ones

All my friends were cosplaying characters from other anime, and I was lonely going as Chuuya by myself. After finally convincing my older brother to cosplay Dazai, we transmigrated while walking around the convention.

I was tired from walking, so I shamelessly ordered my hapless brother to carry me. The next second, I ran straight into the real deal.

...Help. Dazai dutifully carrying Chuuya around while nagging him like a mom to exercise more: what kind of hellish image is this?

I was wrong. I shouldn't have treated my own brother like a walking taxi. I take it back. If I'm guilty, let the law punish me, not make me run into the real deal while I'm acting so out of character.

So, can a parallel universe explain all this? Also... I seem to have changed genders and brought someone along, too! What a disaster (read in a monotone).

[Dazai Osamu] (older brother edition): If you weren't looking so excited, I might actually believe you.

As for what the agency's residents think about the two of us... After the mortifying experience of being caught by the real person, none of that matters anymore (lights a cigarette with a world-weary sigh).

That said... Seeing [the damn cat] (friend edition) come all the way from Tokyo to Yokohama just to make up rumors has still made my fists clench.

As expected, Gojo Satoru is a piece of shit (death glare).

No CP, so please don't leave related comments, especially (emphasis added) about the two main characters.

Yeah, these two are based on real people (art imitates life).

Theme: Come enjoy some out-of-character nonsense