The Love Show’s Female Supporting Character Gets Rich by Roasting People

[Coming Soon: I’m the Agent for Fluffy Little Animals] Chu Ling always thought she was just born with a knack for rubbing people the wrong way. It wasn’t until one day that a System suddenly appeared and told her the truth: she was actually the universally despised female supporting character in an entertainment-industry novel, destined to be a cannon-fodder. Chu Ling: Got it. I need to turn my reputation around. System: No, you need to keep making people hate you to maintain your character setting. Chu Ling: ? Only an idiot would do that System: For every point of negative emotion generated because of you, we will give you a cash reward. Chu Ling:, Thanks for the offer. I’m an idiot, and I’m ready! Chu Ling is invited to join a dating reality show, where she picks fights with everyone and makes sure nobody has a good time. A male contestant with a gifted-scholar persona makes a heartfelt confession to her. Chu Ling smiles sweetly. “You did a great job copying that. The plagiarism rate is 90 percent, though. Better luck next time.” A male contestant with a rich playboy persona tries to show off his wealth on the sly. Chu Ling rolls her eyes. “Dude, that watch you check three times a minute is fake. Could you stop flashing it in my eyes?” A female contestant tactfully tells Chu Ling that she likes someone and hopes Chu Ling won’t compete with her. Chu Ling gives her a pitying look. “Sweetheart, not everyone has as terrible taste as you, okay?” After earning the hatred of the entire internet, Chu Ling glances at the tens of millions deposited in her account and says in a sweet, affected voice, “Thank you, everyone. I accept all criticism ^^” But little by little, netizens realize that Chu Ling has a good point every time she tears into someone. She calls out brainless fans, exposes scumbags, and snaps people out of their delusions about love. She’s practically the voice of the internet. A few episodes later. Netizen A: Why hasn’t Chu Ling roasted anyone in ages? [One thousand yuan has been deposited into your account!] Netizen B: I really did hate Chu Ling before, but after watching these last two episodes, I kind of want to switch sides and become a fan. Is there a cure for this? [Fifty thousand yuan has been deposited into your account!] Netizen C: Sister Chu! How am I supposed to live without you taking down these scumbags? Come back! [One hundred thousand yuan has been deposited into your account!] Chu Ling, baffled: No one told me that missing someone, feeling conflicted, and loving someone you can’t have count as negative emotions too? The male lead, who spends sleepless nights tossing and turning over his unrequited crush: Well… why wouldn’t they? *A shameless, sharp-tongued heroine who loves money more than life itself. *Set in a fictional entertainment industry, not a realistic portrayal, but still a lighthearted, snarky, and delightfully wicked story. Coming Soon: I’m the Agent for Fluffy Little Animals In recent years, more and more animals have gained human intelligence, overwhelming the Animal Management Bureau. The director orders veteran employee Shen Chuge to find jobs for the animals. Shen Chuge is an overworked corporate drone who works as an agent at an entertainment company by day and at the Animal Management Bureau by night. Looking at the animals’ pretty faces, she gets an idea: “Why don’t you become celebrities?” … Shen Chuge has been an agent for ten years. Every artist she’s managed has either turned out to be ungrateful or had their career implode, making her a laughingstock in the industry. But at some point, she signs a group of exceptionally talented artists. A newly debuted girl-group idol has gorgeous, flirtatious fox eyes and an utterly captivating charm. A previously unknown singer rises to become the hottest new star, all thanks to her nightingale-like voice. An unknown new model has long legs and an air of elegance. Not only is her sense of style unparalleled, she walks the runway like a crane. A rookie actor is not only exceptionally intelligent and a phenomenal performer, he also smiles like a happy puppy, winning himself a whole host of devoted mom fans. More importantly, even after they become famous, every one of them stays with Shen Chuge, with no intention of jumping ship. They even step forward to defend her when fans attack their agent. The industry is abuzz with speculation about where Shen Chuge found these hidden gems. But now that she’s a top agent, Shen Chuge has plenty of worries of her own. For one thing, she has to keep their true identities from being exposed. For another, these fluffy little animals all have strange tempers, and she has to soothe one after another. And you, Mr. Golden Retriever, stop sneaking into my house whenever you have nothing better to do! Coming Soon: Magical Girl, but She’s a Corporate Drone Pollution is spreading across the globe, and disasters are everywhere. The consciousness of Earth creates magical beasts to find girls with magical potential and save the world. “Please make a pact with me, become a magical girl, and save the world!” “No.” “Why not?” “Because I have to work overtime tonight.” “…” The pact beast struggles for a second, then says, “We’ll pay you a reasonable amount!” Li Buxi finally looks up. “Do you provide social insurance? Is there a thirteenth-month salary? Do I get weekends off? Are meal and travel allowances included? Do I get overtime pay?” Pact beast: “…” Can’t you wish for something like love and dreams for once?! Only children have the enthusiasm to save the world after school and on their days off. Adults only care about what’s in it for them. Every day after signing an employment contract with the pact beast, Li Buxi deals with the trouble, looks at the money deposited in her account, and breathes a sigh of relief. The world hasn’t been destroyed today. That’s great. Theme: You reap what you sow.