After the Heavenly Rabbit Accidentally Picked Up the Demon Lord

The main story of “The Movie Emperor Renews His Assistant’s Contract Every Day” is complete. “The Chancellor Is Really Good at Keeping His Cool [Book Transmigration]” is coming soon. Details at the end~

Yun Zhirang is chased down to the mortal realm by the Heavenly Dao, tasked with finding a person blessed with great fortune and helping them ascend.

This person must be kindhearted, holding the world in their heart and taking responsibility for all under heaven even when bullied and abused.

Yun Zhirang is wary. “Where would you find such a pushover? Is Heavenly Dao Dad just trying to kick me out?”

Turning back into his true form and hiding in the grass, Yun Zhirang watches the lone figure with extraordinary strength, his ears twitching.

Wow, a pushover... I mean, a person blessed with great fortune!

Yun Zhirang holds his breath and quietly climbs into a tree. But in a moment of nervousness, his foot slips, and he drops straight down, only to be caught securely by the man.

A man and a rabbit stare into each other’s eyes. Yun Zhirang reacts fast, decisively wrapping his fluffy paws around the man’s wrist.

After successfully bringing the man home, he lies across Jiang Congmi’s shoulder and helps him identify spiritual treasures, only to be given half of one as a snack.

When he gets ready to deal with Jiang Congmi’s enemies, a spiritual melon bigger than he is blocks his view.

Jiang Congmi follows his every word, yet refuses to let him walk on his own.

Yun Zhirang looks at his increasingly round true form in the mirror.

He really can’t get any heavier!

Then one day, Yun Zhirang looks at the Demon Lord beside him, then at the radiant Immortal Lord, and realizes with a shock that he’s got the wrong person!

Just as he’s about to pack up and switch targets, Jiang Congmi sets down a plate of freshly washed fruit, his smile deepening.

“You’ve had your fill and now you want to run... As the Heavenly Dao, shouldn’t you lead by example?”

L-lead by example!

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In his previous life, the Demon Lord Jiang Congmi was betrayed by the united forces of the Immortal and Demon realms, then ground to dust as a sacrifice to Heaven.

By a twist of fate, he is reborn and heads for the Immortal Sect to settle accounts, when a fluffy creature suddenly plops down from the sky.

[Reading Guide]:

1. One-on-one, mindless sweet romance. The bunny has a human form!

2. My own take on cultivation.

“The Movie Emperor Renews His Assistant’s Contract Every Day”:

Ke Mianwan is a well-known genius at the fine arts academy. Not only is he favored by his professors, but every end-of-term piece he makes attracts buyers willing to pay six figures.

A collaborative exhibition is just around the corner, but Ke Mianwan still can’t paint anything he’s satisfied with.

His senior helps him hire a model for a hefty fee, but the man who walks in is elegant and aloof, with a top-tier figure, looks, and presence.

Ke Mianwan is suddenly inspired. He leads the man into the studio and completes the painting in one sitting.

Before Ke Mianwan can thank him, the man’s long, distinctively knuckled fingers sweep before his eyes and take the painting away.

A deep, magnetic voice says with a laugh, “Nice work, but I don’t license my likeness.”

A face with perfect bone structure suddenly leans close. Ke Mianwan belatedly realizes that the person who impressed him so much last time was probably some celebrity...

He looks again at the man in front of him. It’s the real deal!

Stunned by his mistake, Ke Mianwan watches helplessly as the man walks away, leaving behind an unforgettable impression.

Later, a friend recommends that Ke Mianwan take a part-time job on a film set to look for inspiration.

But on his first day, Ke Mianwan sees his temporary assistant position and the boss he’s working for, and all he wants to do is turn around and leave.

Yan Ci looks at Ke Mianwan, standing off to the side with a flushed face, and gives him an amused look. “You’ve been thinking about that painting all this time?”

The blush on Ke Mianwan’s face spreads down to his neck. He shakes his head again and again.

Yan Ci raises an eyebrow, leans close to his ear, and laughs softly. “Then you’ve been thinking about the model, me.”

Ke Mianwan: !!!

For the sake of both his job and his assignments, Ke Mianwan studies his boss’s likes and dislikes, but becomes increasingly confused because the real person is nothing like the online reviews.

Online, he’s an aloof, untouchable beauty, cold and distant.

In interviews, Yan Ci is just as icy: “Other than acting, I’m not interested in anything.”

Yet the one in his studio is so full of enthusiasm it’s a bit of a nuisance.

“You spent two hours painting flowers?” Yan Ci frowns, holding a bouquet.

“I can use your muscles as a reference, but you’ll have to pay extra.”

“Put that down. What’s so good about plaster casts? Wouldn’t I be more useful than that cheap thing?”

Ke Mianwan doesn’t even look up. “Plaster casts don’t have copyright issues, and they don’t haggle or exploit my labor. What do you think, Mr. Movie Emperor who doesn’t license his likeness?”

Yan Ci deftly takes the drawing board and leans down with a smile. “I said I don’t license it to everyone.”

The next day, the plaster casts, emptied into the recycling bin: Hello?

“The Chancellor Is Really Good at Keeping His Cool [Book Transmigration]”:

Xie Chen is transported into the body of the last emperor. All he needs to do is make the chancellor hate him as much as possible, then wait for a wise ruler to replace the dynasty.

But as soon as he opens his eyes, he’s told that the chancellor is kneeling outside the palace despite being ill, while the chancellor’s elder brother, kneeling before him, is disheveled...

Oh, now he understands what the book meant by “forcing the chancellor to submit” and “getting wild.”

Thanks to this deadly start, Xie Chen is set on a one-way path.

He summons the chancellor to the palace in the middle of the night. At court the next day, Xie Chen says solicitously, “You worked hard last night, my dear subject.”

The chancellor, who spent all night going through memorials: “...” He endures it.

A few days later, the chancellor is summoned to the palace at night, and not long afterward, the Imperial Physicians are called.

Countless court officials are grief-stricken and curse the tyrant.

The chancellor, ill and buried in a mountain of memorials: “...” He endures it.

Later, the chancellor incurs the emperor’s wrath, receives a beating, and kneels outside the palace all night.

Xie Chen reckons the hatred level is about right, prepares a farewell banquet for himself, and lies down with dignity.

Just as expected, the chancellor pushes open the door in the middle of the night. The chancellor is slowly approaching. The chancellor is standing beside the bed!

Yes, yes, this is it. Come on, give him a quick end... Wait, why is he lying down?!

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Murong Sheng has long been dissatisfied with the useless emperor, but until the time is right, he has no choice but to endure the humiliation.

But at some point, the hatred that made him want to hack the man to pieces turns into an unspeakable desire for revenge.

He wants to repay Xie Chen for humiliating him, many times over.

Surely... he’ll be good at crying.

Until, at a banquet, the emperor finishes eating and drinking, then turns his rosy eyes toward him with a meaningful look.

He can endure... This he cannot endure!

After a great deal of internal struggle, Murong Sheng enters the bedchamber but doesn’t dare disturb the emperor. He lies down fully clothed at the edge of the bed, restraining himself.

With his own passions burning, he hears Xie Chen’s voice drift over. “Lord Chancellor, do you need me to teach you how to kill your emperor?”

Theme: Good people are rewarded.