Rong Qiu is a half-yao born from a human and a rabbit yao.
The little bunny's soft white fur is pristine, and he's so delicate and adorable that everyone for miles around loves him.
The day he takes human form, his rabbit yao father gives him some secret advice: their rabbit yao clan has an innate special trait. Regardless of sex, they can all fake a pregnancy, with every symptom indistinguishable from a real one.
If the little bunny can't find a wife in the future, he can try the clever little tricks passed down by their ancestors for winning one over.
One: Fake a pregnancy and cling to her. Get pregnant first, fall in love later, and build a bond.
Two: Pretend to miscarry and win her sympathy.
Three: Take the initiative and make the deed a fait accompli.
Every bunny who's tried them says they're great!
Rong Qiu's mother, who happens to be standing outside the door: "?"
His mother discovers the truth and leaves home in a fury. His father rushes after her to win her back, leaving the little rabbit yao to set off on his own, still utterly confused, and explore the world as a lone bunny.
And then he meets the first person he ever likes.
The man is handsome, with a jewel on his brow, a beauty like jade and a peerless young master.
Rong Qiu is so dazzled he can barely think. "...Ah, this is my beautiful, fated wife!"
The little bunnies he'll give birth to for me will be just as delicate and adorable!
So he follows the example of his father back in the day: danger → serious injury → saved by the beauty → treated by the beauty.
Perfect!
Once his wounds have healed, the beauty lowers his eyes to Rong Qiu clinging to the hem of his robe and smiles. "Little rabbit yao, you're all better now. Why are you still hanging around?"
Following his father's instructions, Rong Qiu reddens his eyes and puts on his most pitiful, adorable expression.
Rong Qiu: "I-I received your spiritual power, so now I'm carrying your child."
Rong Qiu: "Hehe... I mean, waah waah waah qaq, "
The other's smile freezes.
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For humans, pregnancy lasts 280 days, from conception to birth.
Rong Qiu has 280 days to win over the beauty, body and heart, or his lie will be exposed.
The little bunny is new to being human and as blank as a sheet of paper. His father was buried in a hurry, and when he passed away, he never got the chance to stress one important point to his son:
Faking a pregnancy is a useful trick, but it only works with a very particular kind of partner. The prerequisite for taking the initiative is that your "wife" has to be female.
So the handsome man, who is male, sits back and watches the little rabbit yao scheme and plot, step by step, as he tries to trap himself...
Only to fall headfirst into the pit he dug for himself.
The standard process of (fake) birth → pregnancy → miscarriage is finally complete.
The little bunny is stunned.
Rong Qiu looks at the other's belly. "What happened to my baby qaq..."
The beauty looks at Rong Qiu's belly too. "Then what happened to my baby?"
Rong Qiu panics. "I can't give birth! I'm really only, only faking the pregnancy!"
"How could that be?" The beauty smiles. "I must not have been trying hard enough ^ ^"
Wronged beauty gong who accidentally becomes a father x naturally affectionate, looks-obsessed rabbit yao shou
*Faking a pregnancy to trick someone into marriage deserves serious moral condemnation. Humans, do not imitate this. Bunnies, behave yourselves!
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"Tips"
1. The shou calling the gong "wife" is just his personal preference, and has nothing to do with the shou taking the gong's role. There are no births in this story! Neither the gong nor the shou gives birth! Everything related to it is just teasing!
2. This story continues the second bonus story, Lone Rabbit, Lone Rabbit, from the author's other work, Senior-Disciple Romance, Let's Get Going! Each can be read on its own. If there are any timeline or character inconsistencies, follow the respective main story.
3. The gong and shou are both natives of this world. The occasional modern slang in the narration is because the protagonist of the related story transmigrated here and influenced the whole world.
4. One day, I will finish drawing this cover! .jpg
Theme: Sincerity is what matters when dealing with others.
Sir, I just watched HP Migratory Birds again, and I burst into tears. Please update HP Grandfather Paradox! Looking for comedy, not tragedy! The broken heart can't stand it anymore!
He really understands, his mother just came to the door to give birth to a baby
Hahahahaha If I had gone home earlier and seen Xiaoyu's mother's experience, I wouldn't have been deceived.
Poor fellow Taoist Yan was played with by Qiubao. Jpg
As soon as I saw Xiaoyu, I always went to orthopedics. Hehehe
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[Let me be healthy] Dear donors! (Contains extra bits and pieces) This article is finished in about two chapters! We don't have much clue about the extra story yet, but it is tentatively planned to be a short episode about Xiaoyan's brother and Tu Qiu's trip. If you have extra content you want to see, you can comment under this article. I try my best to be satisfied! Thank you very much for your patience, sir! 🤩
I'm so lonely. I want to see updates.
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