[My new story, "The Beloved Little Beastie Is Off-Limits!" is complete. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~]
Fu Ling, the young master of a top-tier wealthy family, has a secret: he's a chuunibyou.
He's noble, handsome, and rich, possessing every talent and all the beauty in the world.
His only flaw is that he thinks he's a dragon every single day.
A true descendant of dragons.
Unfortunately, his family doesn't understand him, so he only dares to indulge his delusions in secret. Even after starting university, he doesn't dare reveal a thing.
Until he starts dating a handsome foreign guy who doesn't understand Chinese and believes anything he's told. He looks tall and imposing, like a mafia boss, but he's actually mild-mannered and harmless.
Every day, he eagerly wakes Fu Ling up, coaxes him to sleep, buys him breakfast, does his laundry, plays games with him, visits anime conventions, watches anime, and indulges his chuunibyou fantasies...
At last, Fu Ling can let loose and love dragons to his heart's content!
But he never expected his boyfriend to panic at the mention of dragons and become fiercely jealous.
After they'd been dating for one day, Fu Ling brought the plushie he'd wanted for ages back to the dorm, and his boyfriend's face darkened.
After they'd been dating for a month, he gave his boyfriend a jade dragon bracelet, and his boyfriend's expression stiffened.
After they'd been dating for a year, he nervously gave him a copper coin talisman bearing his zodiac animal: the dragon. His boyfriend fell silent.
His boyfriend's reaction made the dragon burst into tears!!!
Darn it, what did dragons ever do wrong! Dragons are so cute!
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Question: Do you have a problem you can't solve and can't tell your partner about?
Thanks for asking. I'm a Western dragon, and my partner's an Eastern dragon. I feel like my partner still wants to be with an Eastern dragon.
Looking for advice on how to turn from a Western dragon into an Eastern dragon. Waiting online, urgent, urgent, urgent! :(
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Nidaga is a dragon. Everyone who knows him knows that, as the oldest black dragon, he has every common flaw of Western dragons.
Naturally xenophobic, possessive, greedy, and vengeful.
Nidaga is no exception. His only hobby is sleeping on piles of gold coins.
After coming east as an exchange student, he opens his dormitory door and finds a golden Eastern dragon inside.
The little dragon is aloof and graceful, golden all over and unbelievably beautiful.
From then on, the world has one fewer lazy, sleeping dragon and one more good person who wants to get into a dragon's pants.
He also finds himself a new hobby.
Being good to his partner, listening to his partner, and spending money on his partner.
But his partner still wants to find an Eastern dragon and collects all kinds of Eastern dragon merchandise, showing no interest whatsoever in his fat tail.
Nidaga takes a long, hard look at himself and finally decides to make the first move.
His partner brings home a new plushie, so he lies on the bed with his shirt half open, showing off his muscular build.
His partner buys a jade dragon bracelet, so he takes him gem hunting and has a pile of imperial-green jadeite cut out.
His partner gives him a dragon coin, so he flies back west that very night and brings back a pile of evil dragon gold coins, stuffing his partner's collection case full.
Nidaga: Hah, no one can resist an attack of money!!!
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They both try their best, and things just keep getting worse.
After his partner guts another dragon plushie he brought home, Fu Ling trembles with rage and angrily writes a few big characters on the door.
No nonhumans or dragons allowed!
To show just how much he loves dragons.
But his partner's resolve to hate dragons is just as strong. He walks out and doesn't come home that night.
Fu Ling waits all night for his jerk of a boyfriend, dark circles under his eyes. He opens the door.
His partner, missing all night, is sitting right outside. The tip of his dragon tail curls pitifully around Fu Ling's ankle.
The man is taller than anyone when standing, but now he is curled up in the tiny space by the doorway. His handsome Western face is full of hurt as he asks, "I'm a dragon too. Does that mean Western dragons don't count?"
Fu Ling: ???
I've been hiding dragons with all my might, and you've been secretly pretending to be a dragon behind my back!!!
No, wait!!!
Who did you say was a dragon?!!
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This is ridiculous!
A cool, aloof, conceited beauty of a shou who thinks he's chuunibyou but is actually a real dragon x an adorably dense softie in private and a mafia boss on the outside gong
[Author's notes]:
1. Thanks to the wonderful Mujin Zhi Nian Fuhua for permission to use their CG commercially.
2. The entire story is fictional, and most of the content is based on my own take. If you argue, you're right.
3. One-on-one, both virgins, happy ending.
4. I'll add more if I think of anything.
Check out my upcoming story, "Help! A Human Is Feeding Me Like I'm His Wife." If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~ OV<
Kong Xuan is the only true peacock god in the world.
He lives a carefree, self-indulgent life, picking fights with heaven, earth, gods, and demons.
Then the age of spiritual decline arrives. The gods and Buddhas vanish. When he wakes again, the gods and demons are relics of the past, while they lie low and humans rule the world.
A green peacock with tail feathers as beautiful as his would be sent to a zoo for people to gawk at!
Kong Xuan: !!!
He agonizes over it for less than two seconds before deciding to take the initiative: he'll mooch off the food at a private restaurant (strike that) and get a job there!
It's said the place has an incredibly handsome, kind owner and super delicious staff meals. So many humans and monsters long to visit.
However...
This private restaurant is really poor!
The owner's cooking is amazing, so delicious Kong Xuan can smell it from ten miles away. He always hurries back, eagerly gobbling it all up.
But the restaurant seems to be blocked from the world. Not only is it deserted, but you can't find any mention of it online.
And that's not all!
In human society, people have to pay mortgages. The monthly loan payments on the restaurant are crushing, and the owner can barely keep it afloat by freelancing online.
Seeing how tough things are, Kong Xuan, a beautiful and kind green peacock, steps forward!
If food for ordinary people won't sell, surely food for monsters will!
What about Feiyi, the two-meter-tall creature that brings drought? Cook it as sweet-and-sour Feiyi slices.
What about Qin Yuan, a fist-sized creature that kills whoever it stings? Skewer it and deep-fry it!
And what about the He Luo fish, with nine fish tails, that comes ashore at night to abduct children? Boil it into sour-pickled He Luo fish!
Chop them up and heat the oil!
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Lu Ya is the humanoid weapon of the Bureau of Monster Affairs: aloof, abstinent, ruthless, and a guardian of peace for many years.
One day, he retires and fulfills his wish of opening a little shop where he can spend his later years. Then the old house catches fire, and he falls in love at first sight with a bright, flamboyant, handsome young man.
Before he can make the first move, his future partner comes to him.
His clothes are shabby and he's covered in grime, looking just like a little stray who got into a fight. Only his eyes are bright and sparkling. He opens his mouth and asks, "Do you want a wife?"
Lu Ya manages to stay composed for less than three seconds: "Yes, yes, yes!"
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To support his beautiful partner, he takes off his uniform, puts on an apron, and launches the second spring of his career.
Business at the shop improves, and the ingredients Lu Ya cooks with get increasingly bizarre.
A giant fish with ten tails, a chicken with three heads, birds that can talk...
He fights monsters and cooks every day, eating five, six, seven, or eight meals a day, until his beautiful young man looks radiant and healthy.
Until one day, the gods and Buddhas descend, and the world falls into chaos.
Lu Ya rushes to the front line to save the world. His long knife is stained with monster blood, demons tear into one another before his eyes, and he is forced to leave his partner and go to his death alone.
But beneath the end of the world, the sky is blue-green. The beautiful, flamboyant young man watches him with teasing eyes, his splendid tail feathers twining around Lu Ya's wrists and ankles...
He entwines with the gods and demons. Their eyes redden, their voices feign hurt, and beneath it lurks boundless malice.
"Why are you running?"
"Darling, come have a kiss before the sky falls."
Theme: Break through the chains of species and sweep away barriers of identity. Dragons are equal, and justice and the rule of law prevail!
I didn't expect Teacher Angel to deceive dragons like this. He successfully used the same method to deceive two dragons, Ned and Fuling, in the main text and the extra chapter.
Wow, Ned appears so majestic.
Wow wow wow, what a cute little Poria.
The free little prince and his dog dragon are so cute!
Hahahahahahaha, while Longlong got up, he fooled Longlong in a daze.
? ? ? Locked? ? ? ? ?
I feel like a dragon who has entered a pyramid scheme.
Ah? Are these ladies so casual? [Laughing and crying]
After reading the whole book, I firmly remembered Xia Sanbai ()
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
I didn't expect Teacher Angel to deceive dragons like this. He successfully used the same method to deceive two dragons, Ned and Fuling, in the main text and the extra chapter.
Wow, Ned appears so majestic.
Wow wow wow, what a cute little Poria.
The free little prince and his dog dragon are so cute!
Hahahahahahaha, while Longlong got up, he fooled Longlong in a daze.
? ? ? Locked? ? ? ? ?
I feel like a dragon who has entered a pyramid scheme.
Ah? Are these ladies so casual? [Laughing and crying]
After reading the whole book, I firmly remembered Xia Sanbai ()
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!