The CEO Fell for Me After I Did a Backflip

Told she'd be a wage slave for the rest of her life, Ruan Xingmian quit on the spot!

Fine, if wage slaves can't get ahead, can't she at least do a backflip?

So she went to the wishing pool at a temple and did a hundred backflips a day. On the seventh day, she flipped straight into the arms of a handsome, wealthy CEO, nearly kicking his skull in.

The CEO didn't get angry. He just pulled out a contract and said, "Come do flips at my company. I'll pay you two hundred thousand a month."

A month after she joined, the company's rate of cervical spondylosis plummeted, and Ruan Xingmian was diagnosed as "Ruan the Fighting Buddha, Xingmian."

At the annual awards ceremony, Ruan Xingmian won a prize. Overcome with excitement, she did twenty backflips in a row.

That night, the CEO confessed his love with ninety-nine roses, a pot of deep-fried stinky tofu, and two enormous durians.

"Miss Ruan, would you consider changing roles and becoming the lady boss?"

She grabbed the stinky tofu and ran. "Catch me first!"

Then she backflipped onto the windowsill of the security office.

Note: A silly story with no logic.

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