I Want to Be Exorcised Today, Too

Yi Ke is a gloomy pessimist with no desire to live, and every day he wishes someone would send him to the afterlife.

After being thrown into a game world, all he wants is to be a weakling player and happily die in a perilous dungeon.

Instead, he accidentally becomes an S-rank dungeon boss.

--You are the cunning boss in a rules-horror game, luring players into triggering death conditions.

--You are the sinister NPC who infiltrates a team of players in an endless game to cause trouble.

--You are in a 1vN smut novel about abusing scumbags...

Gloomy pessimist: ...

I already want to die, and now I have to go to work too.

--

The gloomy little guy hides among the players, carefully sums up his own fatal weaknesses, then dutifully goes easy on them, hands over clues to clearing the game, and urges them to kill him.

At a crucial moment, he even offers his neck to a player.

The player rasps, "Your neck is so pale and soft. Can I kiss it?"

The gloomy guy, after being groped for ages: ???

The System hesitates to speak: ...Pervert!

--

The villainous boss keeps trying to make things easy for the players.

Then the players' most trusted leader corners him, builds a wall beside him, and seals off the route to the exit.

--

System: Why has the dungeon's danger rating gone up to S+++ and still climbing? Host, what did you do?!!!

Meanwhile, the gloomy guy, cornered by the players in a locked room: QAQ I think I'm about to be sent to the afterlife.

World One: "Please Follow the School Rules"

Villainous role: The villain boss in a school rules-horror game

[You are a cunning boss hiding among the players, and you love leading them into triggering death conditions. You put the trash in the bin during room inspections, you "dyed" the hair on the back of a player's head, and you secretly tore up the homework a player couldn't turn in...]

--But now things have gone terribly wrong: someone took a photo of you kissing a player, making it look like you're in a school romance.

World Two: "The Pretty College Guy Working His Way Through School"

Villainous role: A sinister NPC who loves picking fights

[You're a sinister NPC with nothing going for you but your good looks. Starting from the moment you wake up, you have to keep making trouble for the players. They are your athlete roommate, the young dorm supervisor downstairs, the professor who gives you extra lessons after class, the rebellious high school boy you tutor, and a stranger you meet on the bus...]

--They say people with "Ke" in their name are never simple.

#Players fight to survive, while the boss begs to die. We all have a bright future ahead of us#

#Player, please stop hanging around in the dungeon. Keep your hands off our boss!!!#

1. A fan-favorite but hopelessly suicidal bottom x a very unstable, mentally ill, split-personality top

2. The top is a split personality. His true form is nonhuman, and at heart he's a thrill-seeker who loves a good show. His different facets include the lunatic, the loyal dog, the schemer, the green tea type, and more...

3. More to come

Theme: Work hard for your dreams. We all have a bright future ahead of us!