I, the Beloved of the Three Realms, Am Forced Into a Love Triangle

[Extremely possessive, split-piece top (including: an aloof, abstinent master revered like a mountain peak / a sunny, puppy-like overpowered hero / a gloomy, ghostly, unhinged Demon Venerable / a green-tea, drama-queen, lovesick Heavenly Dao) x a bottom with the Sanjie as his true form and a Tomie-like constitution]

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Yun Xizhuo transmigrates into three worlds as the true form of all three realms, becoming the shared Sanjie.

Because the worlds merged, the "white moonlights" who were vital to the protagonists in all three worlds have vanished!

The protagonists have become especially wild.

A bunch of crazies keep saying things like:

Protect the Sanjie, for the sake of the Sanjie, preserve the Sanjie.

Claim the Sanjie, wreak havoc in the Sanjie, destroy the Sanjie.

To stay alive, Yun Xizhuo becomes a hard-working wage slave, cosplaying as the protagonists' white moonlights and cinnabar moles every day...

Yun Xizhuo: I only ask that the three great powerhouses stop going crazy for once and follow the plot properly, so that I, the Sanjie, can stay safe and retire early.

[Classic Xianxia Novel]

The Immortal Venerable who follows the Heartless Dao and treats the "Sanjie" like his wife has developed feelings for it. As he lies on his deathbed, leaning against Yun Xizhuo, who is disguised as his disciple, he delivers a farewell speech that goes on for half a TV episode: "The one I can't let go of most is you."

His master, who refuses to die properly and can't be gotten rid of, is in his arms, while Yun Xizhuo's next client is already on the way...

[Powerhouse Web-Novel Leveling Story]

The overpowered hero arrives at the sect where Yun Xizhuo is staying. His face flushed and burning, he says, "I haven't come for revenge or to ask for a sword. I'm not here to fight. I'm here to ask for Elder Yun's hand in marriage."

Yun Xizhuo, fresh from playing the old man in the ring: Seriously? Young man, your tastes are that extreme? You won't even spare the old man? Go pursue your career! Your career! Isn't working hard for success great?

[Angsty Love-Hate Romance]

The great villain, unable to win the heroine's love, declares, "If you dare hurt her even a little, I'll make the whole Sanjie pay for it!"

Yun Xizhuo, who just finished the powerhouse-hero plotline, has changed into women's clothes and rushed to the new set: ???

I can't take this anymore!!

"You fucking dare touch the Sanjie, and I'll make you die first!"

The Demon Venerable watches his wife tear off her women's clothes and hold a butcher's knife to his neck, blushing ovo: "..."

Yun Xizhuo: ??? The hell are you blushing for!

The crazies finally realize that Yun Xizhuo is their shared "white moonlight."

With all his secret identities exposed, Yun Xizhuo is passed around among these crazies, practically drained dry.

Until one day, the male leads from all three worlds come looking for him at once.

The Xianxia master from the powerhouse-hero story, who's gone off-script and ended up in Jinjiang: Here to find my disciple.

The pure-love warrior overpowered hero: Here to find Grandpa.

The Demon Venerable who accidentally turned himself gay: Here to find my wife.

Meanwhile, Yun Xizhuo is being pinned against a wall by a man, kissed and licked, incredibly wild and utterly lacking in virtue as a husband!

The three male leads stare in shock, then speak in unison: I'm here to join this family!

Yun Xizhuo: ...

If they could just hide the forty-meter butcher's knives behind them, he might actually believe them.

The man kissing Yun Xizhuo until his mouth trembles lifts his head and looks down at the three of them.

His first words: "Baby, teach me how to kill someone without getting blood on your little courtyard."

His second: "Don't be afraid, my beloved wife. I'll devastate the world and wipe out everyone who covets you."

His third: "Honey, why aren't you saying anything? Say something!"

Yun Xizhuo: ...

This one seems even crazier. Help... someone help me!!

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[Bonus Scene]

The water boils, bubbles over, and evaporates against the sides of the stove with a sizzling sound.

A pair of snow-white legs emerges from the swaying gauze bed curtains, covered in crimson finger marks of varying sizes.

His master's fingers pry open his lips. Wearing an abstinent expression, he coaxes him in a hoarse voice: "Open your mouth. Hold it there."

The overpowered hero rubs his cheek against Yun Xizhuo's waist, gripping his ankle with one hand. His eyes wide and innocent, he asks as if pleading for affection, "Big brother, teach me what to do next."

The Demon Venerable sits him on his lap, facing away. Teeth marks on his shoulder make him shiver, and the Demon Venerable laughs darkly: "Can't take it already?"

Some shameless Heavenly Dao only holds his hand (beep, ), but its divine consciousness is everywhere...

Note:

★ The bottom has a Tomie-like constitution.

★ The top is split into pieces, one bottom and four tops, with each jealous of himself. A huge love-rival showdown is coming.

★ The bottom will sleep with all the split pieces, though not at the same time. All the split pieces are pure in body and mind.

★ The bottom has the highest combat power, but can't use it at first. His abilities will awaken gradually.

Theme: World peace, love, and hope