I'm a Proper Working Stiff

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Question: What should you do if you run into your ex-boyfriend at a job interview?

Anonymous answer: Thanks for the invite. I just got interviewed by my ex-boyfriend, and now I have no will to live. How has he still not gone bald or gotten a beer belly after all these years? He's even more handsome than before! I'm younger than him, for goodness' sake! Damn, I've figured it out! He was dating me just to steal my youthful beauty! Give me back my youth!!!

Comments:

Anonymous user: Come to work next Monday. I'll give it back to you.

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(First draft, may be revised, but the main idea will stay the same. Note from 2022.12.19)

Theme: Work hard and live well.