Demon Lord, Want to Pet Something Fluffy?

Pre-publication: My Delicate Partner Is Brilliant Beyond Measure

Blurb:

Every disciple of the immortal sects abstains from food, leaving Zhuanyu Sect, whose members are all culinary cultivators, as little more than dead weight among the sects. No one thinks much of them.

Tang Yuyuan is the weakest member of Zhuanyu Sect, and the most disliked person among the immortal sects. He frets over how he can improve his spiritual power.

An old Daoist stops him at a street corner and offers some guidance: "You have a body of utmost yin and softness, something rarely seen in ten thousand years. If you can dual cultivate with the Demon Lord Ren Wushuang, whose nature is utmost yang and hardness, your path of cultivation will be free of obstacles."

Tang Yuyuan: At last, my last shred of hope is gone.

The old Daoist hands him a book called The Nine Scriptures of Dongxuan and smiles mysteriously. "Young Daoist, I can tell from your remarkable bones that once you cultivate this book, you will surely attract the Demon Lord! It normally costs ten taels of silver, but I'll give you a discount and charge only eight taels and eight mace. Let's all make a fortune!"

Tang Yuyuan flips through the table of contents: Dragon Turns and Tiger Steps, Ape Grapples and Cicada Clings. He can't understand a word, but it sounds impressive.

Dual cultivation may be out of the question, but perhaps this folk secret art can improve his spiritual power. He's buying it!

When he returns to the sect, he learns that the Immortal Alliance intends to choose someone from Zhuanyu Sect to infiltrate the demon realm as a spy. Tang Yuyuan is the unlucky little fellow chosen for the job.

To help him go undercover, senior members of the Immortal Alliance turn him into a rabbit demon and send an informant, a green bamboo snake demon named Zhuye Qing, to explain the situation at Huwang Palace.

But the snake demon teaches him some strange things:

"Sway your hips, make it obvious, even more obvious. Good grief, are you made of wood?"

"Your eyes need to be full of affection. Know how to make your gaze smolder? Work it! Why are you crossing your eyes?"

"Stick out your butt a little. Stick it out! I said stick it out! Arch your back! Don't sway your upper body, that's a brothel pose!"

"When you speak, raise your pitch and make your voice sweet. Call him 'Big Brother' in a tiny voice. Make it seductive~"

Tang Yuyuan: "..."

Things are starting to get weird.

Ren Wushuang is brilliant and handsome, cold and ruthless, and the youngest Demon Lord of Huwang Palace.

He has crossed mountains of corpses and seas of blood. In just forty-nine days, he defeated the previous Demon Lord and reduced him to ashes. His magic is boundless, his body indestructible, and his heart even harder.

He has just one little-known secret: he loves fluffy things, and the softer the better.

The new rabbit demon who works as a little chef is just his type.

His true form is white and soft, and he feels wonderful to hold. The tip of his nose and the pads of his paws are a delicate pink. He's utterly beautiful, especially those pitiful red eyes, like sparkling gems.

But why does he head straight to the red-light district every time he leaves Huwang Palace?

Why did he take a secret manual of bedroom arts from that naturally lecherous snake demon?

And why did he offer Ren Wushuang a strange book, saying they should cultivate together?

Dragon Turns and Tiger Steps, Ape Grapples and Cicada Clings? This is clearly a sex manual!

Heh. The little thing is trying to seduce this honored one. He certainly put some thought into it.

Wait, why doesn't he understand anything?

He wants to seduce this honored one, but doesn't know what dual cultivation is. When Ren Wushuang offers to make him a cultivation furnace, he refuses.

Yet now he's earnestly presenting him with a book on bedroom arts. What on earth is he after?!

Was this little rabbit demon sent here to torment this honored one?!

When the disciples of the immortal sects hear that the Immortal Alliance has chosen Tang Yuyuan, the least talented and lowest-ranked member of Zhuanyu Sect, to disguise himself as a rabbit demon and infiltrate the Demon Palace, they all wait to see him make a fool of himself.

They are sure Tang Yuyuan will soon be exposed by the Demon Lord, beaten until his soul scatters, and condemned to eternal oblivion.

Hah! Those who overestimate themselves are doomed!

But one day, the sky bursts with light and the world is turned upside down. The one who saves them is the very weakling they all looked down on.

Bathed in holy light, Tang Yuyuan is amazed by his own power. "Wow, that old Daoist really wasn't lying."

"In any case, I intend to announce to heaven and earth that I will marry you." The peerlessly handsome man beside him pulls him into his arms, the corner of his mouth lifting. "On our wedding day, we'll give him a seat at the main table."

Tang Yuyuan goes limp in his arms, his fluffy tail curling around the man's lean waist, unable to contain his joy.

Ren Wushuang, you really do love fluffy things!

A cute, seemingly ditzy culinary cultivator with a clever heart, the shou

A cool and aloof Demon Lord with a domineering side, the gong

Reader's Notes:

1. One-on-one, happy ending, both leads are each other's only partners.

2. More to come if I think of anything.

Pre-publication

My Delicate Partner Is Brilliant Beyond Measure

An ancient-style mystery in a fictional setting. Plot-driven, so please add it to your favorites if you like.

A gloomy, irritable gong with incredible strength who can turn vicious when he snaps

A two-faced shou with eight hundred tricks up his sleeve who doesn't much care whether he lives or dies when he snaps

Still a delicate beauty shou paired with a rough-hewn miner gong.

Qin Mi brings home a handsome drunk, and the two naturally spend the night together.

What he doesn't know is that the handsome drunk is Mu Tianzhi, Deputy Commander of the Imperial Guards of the Daxin Dynasty.

Mu Tianzhi has a secret no one knows: he was originally the captain of a criminal investigation team in the modern world. After being gravely injured during an operation, he transmigrated here, carrying a lifetime of blood debts in his heart.

His passionate night with Qin Mi was simply an outlet for his emotions. He never expected anything to come of it.

The next day, a murder takes place in the capital. Mu Tianzhi leads his team to search the Nanfeng House where the crime occurred, and, of all people, they find Qin Mi.

Yesterday they were lovers in bed; today they meet again in prison. The difference is that this time Qin Mi is inside, and Mu Tianzhi is outside.

The more time they spend together, the better they understand each other.

Qin Mi is a frail physician. He seems gentle and kind, but deep down he has a wild streak and likes to push himself to the brink.

Mu Tianzhi is cold on the outside but warm at heart. He looks restrained and repressed, but is actually violent within, and when he snaps he's like a savage lion.

Their temperaments suit each other perfectly at night, but in everyday life they make everyone around them nervous. Fortunately, they can keep each other in check, and gradually begin to find reasons to stay in this world because of one another.

Some unseen force seems to bring them together, so they can unravel the elaborate trap laid by the mastermind behind the scenes.

Yet each still holds secrets the other cannot fathom.

Mu Tianzhi pins Qin Mi to the bed, his deep eyes cool. "Who are you, really?"

Qin Mi's eyes are flushed red, blazing like fire. "I'm a demon from hell. Are you afraid?"

Mu Tianzhi's burning lips brush his ear. "What a coincidence. I'm the one who catches demons."

Qin Mi turns his head, the tip of his nose brushing Mu Tianzhi's. "And where are you from, Deputy Commander?"

A sly smile flickers across Mu Tianzhi's proud face. "I'm a celestial being from beyond the heavens."

#Two different kinds of madmen solve cases together, and fall in love after sleeping together

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