[Wuxia Crossover] The God of Love System Drives the Entire Martial World Mad

My name is Yinyin, though people in the martial world call me the "Little Demon King Who Wreaks Havoc Everywhere." Unfortunately, I failed to shatter the void when I was eighteen. My master said I didn't understand love, and that all I needed was to go through a trial of love and see through the mortal world. Then I could ascend and become a god.

So I was forced to bind myself to a "Love God System."

What is love? What are feelings?

So I coaxed a peerless monk into becoming my beloved. When he finally nodded, I threw my head back and laughed: "The first sword after ascending? I'll use it to cut down my beloved!" As he died, he stared at me in shock: ?

Unfortunately, I still didn't become a god.

I'm tired of this. Martial world, just perish already!

I opened the "Love God System" and drew a family-affection card.

Miss Shiyin holds a copy of How to Raise Your Child to Be a High Achiever in her left hand, while replying to help requests from her countless fangirls with her right: "Thanks for asking. I'm divorced and raising one child..."

I drew a friendship card, too.

After three years on the run, Xiaoshi secretly returns to the capital. His friends and family greet him with firecrackers and pounding drums, shouting, "The three-year period is over! We welcome the return of King Shitou!" This turn of events shocks the entire court.

And of course, there's the coworker-affection card.

Lately, Zhuge Xiaohua has sensed a murderous aura hanging over the Divine Constabulary. Then one day, he passes Wu Qing's room and hears Zhui Ming's voice from inside: "Tie Shou is dead. I'm a good man with a blade! Leng Xue, who do you think you are? I'll hear your excuses!" Xiaohua is stunned and pushes open the door, only to find a copy of Famous Detectives Kill on the table.

As for the romance cards...

You'll have to ask Sect Leader Zhou, who kicked Master Zhang to the curb to pursue a rebellion against the Yuan and claim the throne; Chief Lei, who considers all men mere tools for her rise to power; or the Ghost Palace Mistress, who took the number-one power in the martial world while pregnant...

The people of the martial world are so moved by me that they weep bitterly, praising me in unison:

"You're no Demon King. You're the King of Hell!"

Suddenly, I feel like ascending or not doesn't matter. The main thing is, this "Love God System" is just so much fun!

The blurb is in first person, but the story itself is in third person!

Theme: Love can overcome anything!