[Western Crossover] The Superpowered Foodie

The only place where heroes and villains can sit down together in harmony is probably the dinner table. Instead of saving the world or destroying it, the problem troubling the superpowered is somehow: "Where should we go to eat today?" Going premium on Friday, February 8, with a 10,000-character update that day. Love you all, mwah! Please add my new story to your reading list! Web Mobile [Western Crossover] The Staff Cafeteria New York's two most famous buildings are: Stark Tower, and the Wayne Tower across the street. Recently, the billionaire Iron Man has been posting on social media every day: "The Stark Industries staff cafeteria serves great food again today." Bruce comment 1: Bullshit, that's obviously the Wayne Enterprises staff cafeteria! Charles comment 2: You poached the chef from the X-Mansion. Have some shame! Sherlock comment 3: Why does your cafeteria only have five tables? Another day with no seats for me! Reid comment 4: When is the FBI moving to New York? Welcome to the staff cafeteria. We're here to keep you safe. Please add this fluffy story to your reading list, too! Web Mobile [Western Crossover] I Am a Delicate Flower The Avengers snatched a baby from Hydra and the Brotherhood. Hydra clutched their heads and wailed: "This damn thing is a steel monster baby! It's so strong!" The Brotherhood cried with gratitude: "Take her away! Just take her!" The superheroes had this to say: Our daughter is obviously super adorable! Three years later, the secret-filled baby rapidly grows into an eighteen-year-old girl. The villains spread the word: The! Ruin! Of! The! World! Is! Here! The superheroes, facing the battered villains, have this to say once again: Bullshit, our daughter is obviously a delicate little flower! Look, you've all made her cry! Don't be scared, sweetie. Daddy/Mommy will beat him to a pulp! Theme: