[Wuxia Crossover] The Whole Martial World Is Spreading Tales of My Invincibility

[Sorry, updates will be slow. If you want a refund, leave a message in Chapter 37.] My name is Yan Yan. After arriving in the jianghu with several secret identities in tow, the System told me: Spend one hundred billion taels within three years. Unlock achievement: [Your wealth is unmatched in the world.] Max out the jianghu heroes' affection for you. Unlock achievement: [Your beauty is unmatched in the world.] Get both Tower Master Su and Hall Master Di to sign up for lifetime VIP memberships at your clinic. Unlock achievement: [Your medical skills are unmatched in the world.] Although this secret identity comes with a debuff to your intelligence, get ten thousand jianghu heroes to praise you for your cunning. Unlock achievement: [Your schemes are unmatched in the world.] Breathe fire on Bat Island. Unlock achievement: [Your temper is unmatched in the world.] Me: ...Isn't this getting a little ridiculous? Fortunately, three years later, stories of my invincibility were circulating throughout the jianghu. But my martial world adventures didn't go as smoothly as I'd imagined. That day, with my life hanging by a thread and the buff "The more money I have, the stronger I get" over my head, I said to Little Phoenix, "There's no time to explain! Hurry, give me all your money!" Little Phoenix looked at me like I was a fool, then even snatched away the money pouch Seventh Child had been about to hand me. I couldn't even explain myself. That day, during a great battle against aliens from beyond the frontier, I set down my precious jade carving and told all the heroes to stand in a hexagon around it. But Little Stone, who had no interest in being a hexagon warrior, looked at me like I was an idiot again. I was baffled. That night, under a dark and windy sky, after Little Lu and I wished each other good night, I went to Bat Island to have some fun. But I accidentally triggered my fire-breathing skill, lighting up the night. That's when I saw a red bellyband hanging around Little Lu's neck. Little Lu: !!! Me: ??? tips: 1. The blurb is written in first person; the story is written in third person. 2. The blurb has been revised. The original version is in Chapter 1. Inspired by Teamfight Tactics Set 7, but you don't need to have played the game to enjoy the story. 3. A Wuxia Crossover world, with an alternate-history setting. Jewelry starts at a million taels. My version of a hundred billion, okay! Coming next: [Wuxia Crossover] The Love God System Drives the Whole Jianghu Crazy My name is Yinyin, and people in the jianghu call me the "Little Demon King." Unfortunately, at eighteen, I failed to shatter the void. My master said I didn't understand love, and that all I needed was to experience a tribulation of love and see through the mortal world. Then I could ascend and become a god. So I was forced to bind myself to a "Love God System." What is love? What are feelings? So I coaxed a peerless monk of the Seven Wonders into becoming my beloved. When he nodded, I threw my head back and laughed. "The first sword after ascension shall be the one that slays my beloved!" As he died, he stared at me in shock: ? Unfortunately, I still didn't become a god. I'm tired of this, jianghu. Just go and be destroyed! I opened the "Love God System" and drew a family-bond card. Miss Shiyin held a copy of How to Raise Your Child into a Top Student in her left hand and replied to the help letters from her many admirers with her right: "Thanks for asking. Divorced, with one child..." I drew a friendship card next. Little Stone secretly returned to the capital after three years on the run, only to find his friends and family setting off firecrackers and beating drums, shouting, "The three-year term is up! We welcome the King of Stones back to the throne!" The stunt shocked the entire court. And of course, there were coworker-love cards. Lately, Little Zhuge Hua felt a murderous aura hanging over the Divine Constabulary. One day, he passed by Heartless's door and heard Chasing Life's voice from inside: "Iron Hand is dead. Me, a good guy with a blade! Bloodless, what's your deal? I'm listening to your excuses!" Shocked, Hua pushed open the door, only to see a copy of The Famous Constable Murders on the table. As for romance cards Those are best explained by Sect Leader Zhou, who kicked Master Zhang to the curb and devoted herself to resisting the Yuan and claiming the throne; Chief Lei of the Hall, who sees men as nothing but tools for her rise to power; and the Ghost Palace Mistress, who took over the jianghu's greatest faction while pregnant... The people of the jianghu were so moved that they burst into tears and praised me in unison: "I don't think you're the Demon King. You're the King of Hell!" I suddenly felt like ascending or not didn't matter. The important thing was that the "Love God System" was so much fun! As with the other one, the blurb is written in first person, while the story is written in third person! Core message: With love in our hearts, the jianghu can be filled with positive energy!