Something's Off About Her [GB]

A male protagonist's perspective, romance-focused, with him as the bottom. *Please support the official release, sob sob sob. Help save the author's broken heart... [Cool, aloof female police officer] x [sweet, pretty male graduate student] Tsundere, four-love woman x innocent, nurturing man * Shen Changqiu thought the policewoman he'd fallen in love with at first sight was getting stranger and stranger. At first, Yan Ning saved him. After a few cold words, she took in the utterly destitute man who had nowhere to go. Once he stepped inside, he learned that this icy policewoman was hopeless at managing everyday life, and liked playing match-three games and Fight the Landlord? Shen Changqiu willingly took on the role of housekeeper. Then Yan Ning, usually dressed in dark colors, strangely bought some cute accessories, and ended up putting them all on Shen Changqiu's head. “I'm a man,” Shen Changqiu said seriously, touching the white cat-ear headband. “I'm not blind,” Yan Ning replied casually. “Your bangs are too long. It's for when you wash your face.” * Later, after Shen Changqiu's confession was rejected, his last meal before being kicked out included poisonous mushrooms, and just as expected, he was poisoned. Thinking he was a cake about to expire, he begged Yan Ning to eat him... and she really did kiss him... Even though just the night before, she'd mocked Shen Changqiu for getting ahead of himself. Later still, Shen Changqiu finally saw a group photo from when he was six. Two little kids stood close together. His love at first sight really was a reunion after a long separation. But she'd said from the very beginning, “We've never met.” More importantly, now Shen Changqiu and Yan Ning were just one last step away from being together. Yan Ning, who claimed to be “frigid,” had been drinking and pushed him down without a word. Her voice was low and husky, and her eyes shone with a strangely excited light. ...She really was... not right. [Notes]: 1. A romance-focused, healing story with a relatively realistic feel. Almost no crime-solving. Professional geographic information is borrowed from the internet, so please don't compare it to real places. 2. GB, four-love story. A true female top, no reversal. 3. Happy ending, with a little bittersweetness. 4. Both are virgins; 1v1. 5. Updates every other day. This story began as a modern standalone bonus chapter for the xianxia novel next door, but grew into a full story while I was outlining it. That's why they have the same title. That novel is ugly, girls! Next novel: My Rival Took Her Sister's Place and Married Me Woman disguises herself as a man; GB. A cool, aloof leader x a spoiled, fiery young lord. Another heroine with the personality I love most... *[Blurb] Ten years after the Lin family was wiped out, Lin Xianyue took her twin brother's identity and spent a decade working as a ruthless enforcer, killing countless people. She never expected the emperor to arrange her marriage to a princess. On their wedding night, the groom's veil was lifted, revealing none other than Xie Zhaoye, the young lord who had always been at odds with her. He wore a phoenix crown and a red wedding gown, and held a dagger as he shouted that he was there to take her life. He couldn't win a fight, of course, but Xie Zhaoye decided to disgust his enemy to death. As he tugged at Lin Xianyue's belt, he put on a high-pitched voice. “Lord Lin, if you're so eager for the wedding night, why not spend it with me?” Lin Xianyue raised an eyebrow and leaned in. “I didn't realize Your Lordship was so considerate. You even know I like men?” !? Xie Zhaoye's eyes went wide. Wait, how could the chief of the Shadowless Bureau be this perverted!? He dropped to his knees with a thud. “I was wrong...” * Xie Zhaoye thought dressing as a woman so often had turned him gay. After trying and failing to cure himself with a huge dose of herbal medicine, he had nearly accepted that he'd fallen in love with his childhood friend's brother. But luckily, Lord Lin, whose life he'd risked his own to save, turned out to be the childhood friend he'd been longing for all these years. Just as he thought he'd finally turned the tables, Lin Xianyue pinned him beneath her again and smiled. “Your Lordship is awfully confident. Did it never occur to you that I might like it this way?” Xie Zhaoye wept at the sky: I'm done for... absolutely done for... Theme: You protect the world, and I'll protect you.