In bustling Diagon Alley, three unusual figures suddenly appear.
They look like a family of three: a short, stout man, a tall woman, and a child with so much hair it looks like they have a bush growing on their head.
But they do share one thing: every color in the world seems to have vanished from them, leaving only black and white.
"Are you out shopping with your parents?" a smiling wizard from Flourish and Blotts asks.
"No, they’re my Aunt Morticia and Uncle Gomez."
"Oh, your parents...?"
"They went to another, better world."
Everyone expresses their condolences.
The wizard asks sympathetically, "Heaven?"
Hermia’s lifeless gaze settles on him.
"Hell," she replies.
Everyone: ?
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1. The Addams Family characterization blends the 1964 TV series, the 1991 and 1993 films, and the 2019 animated film, along with some material from the early comics. Some details may differ from the general understanding, so please bear with me.
2. Since the Addams Family’s and Harry Potter’s wizarding worldviews collide, this story treats them as separate groups who happen to share the same name.
3. There is still no fixed CP. It will depend on Hermia’s personality and the direction of the plot. There may be no CP at all later on. We’ll see.
Theme: We welcome and entertain those who have surrendered to us
