Unfortunately, the world is a giant sandbox game, controlled by a narcissistic madwoman.
When Zhu Yue woke up, she discovered that not only had she flown into the sky, she had also been bound to a God-Raising System.
System: I need you to gather faith and save the world by becoming an excellent deity.
Ancient times, antiquity, the modern era, the apocalypse, the interstellar age.
A floating island appeared in the skies of different worlds.
The world became Zhu Yue's sandbox game on that island.
On the floating island, Zhu Yue picked up a mirror and gazed at her reflection.
"Why me? I'm nothing but beautiful!"
Zhu Yue:
A woman obsessed with smoking, drinking, and getting perms (not really)
A woman obsessed with beauty treatments, makeup, outfits, and dyeing her hair
Her few redeeming qualities were that she knew herself well, and that she had the tiniest little bit of kindness.
When the System learned that the people bound to other God-Raising Systems were working themselves to the bone to preserve the sparks of human civilization, it kept urging Zhu Yue to do something useful already!
Zhu Yue: Why hasn't the modern world offered me tribute yet? I want to dye my hair in a seven-color gradient!
This is how a divine advisor from one ancient world recorded it: In the two hundred and fiftieth year of the Wanli era, I was fortunate enough to glimpse an immortal's face. A dazzling rainbow of light shone from the top of the immortal's head!!! (Bold and in black font)
Other candidates for godhood were either excessively considerate or went way too far, causing humans to bring themselves to the brink of extinction time and time again.
Only Zhu Yue stood high in the sky above different worlds, doing nothing and occasionally going berserk, including but not limited to setting the hair of ancient apes on fire with a lighter; forcing emperors and charlatans who performed human sacrifices to dance as a girl group; rewarding a modern man desperate for a child by making him pregnant with octuplet boys; lighting scented candles above an apocalyptic base; and forcing aliens with only one finger to play rock-paper-scissors. Yet she still accepted their offerings with complete confidence.
People from every world sighed and lit a cigarette: "Have you ever risked your life for someone in this lifetime...?" It was all so absurd. They didn't want this either! But when faced with a deity who wasn't quite right in the head, they had to tread carefully, afraid of accidentally bringing about their own destruction.
And they still had to offer all kinds of tributes with reverence.
"Great deity, this hair dye definitely contains no carcinogens!"
"Great deity, here are the air quality test results. It definitely won't harm your skin!"
"Great deity..."
It was supposed to be a God-Raising System, but Zhu Yue had turned it into a System for Raising a God.
Humans: a species exceptionally skilled at psychologically manipulating themselves!
People bound to other God Systems: It's over! Humanity is about to go extinct! As a deity, I have to take good care of them!
Zhu Yue: Let me think. Which world should I go berserk in after I wake up tomorrow? (Crossed out)
Warnings, warnings, warnings:
The interstellar setting isn't a typical one. It includes silicon-based lifeforms and other alien species. Don't argue that silicon-based lifeforms aren't scientific.
Unhinged fiction. No science, no logic.
The female lead doesn't save the world or anyone. She's an unhinged beauty with a very unusual thought process.
(The Nightmare novel wrecked my mental state, so I started this one. Don't expect to find any logic.)
Theme: Be yourself
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