The Heavenly Thunder Strikes Me, and I Let It

Pre-release: The General's Daughter Goes Viral Through Martial Arts. Blurb below. Blurb: Ying Zhen was the last zhen bird on Cangling Continent, raised in luxury and adored by everyone in the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect. One day, while she was out searching for treasure, a treasure came flying straight toward her. But the treasure wasn't the only thing heading her way. A bolt of lightning as thick as a person came with it. She changed worlds several times, but before she could even open her eyes, she was struck by lightning again. The lightning seemed to have it in for her. It just kept striking her, over and over. Until she was struck into this world. When she opened her eyes, she saw Yu Chou, who was covered in such a dense golden glow of merit that he looked like a bronze statue. Ying Zhen rushed forward and threw her arms around Yu Chou, hoping to use his merit to shield herself from the lightning. She knew the lightning would never strike someone with great merit. She hadn't expected Yu Chou to be so delicate and soft. He coughed up blood when she tackled him. Smelling the poison in his blood, Ying Zhen couldn't help exclaiming, "You smell so good!" To survive in this world, she disguised herself as Tong Zhen, who looked much like her and was hated by the entire internet. Unfamiliar with electronics and having never used a phone, she accidentally let her secret identity slip right in front of Yu Chou. The chubby little purple bird had just learned to answer calls and was hopping up and down on a tree branch. "Can you hear me? Can you hear what I'm saying?" Yu Chou: ...I can not only hear you, I can see you. I opened a video call... Before joining a survival variety show, Ying Zhen was dragged into the trending topics and scolded. After she joined the show, her popularity remained high, but netizens were no longer insulting her. They were shocked instead. #YingZhenIsAMonkey# #YingZhenHasBecomeASpirit# #YingZhenTearsASnakeApartWithHerBareHands# #YingZhenSwallowsSnakeGallWhole# #YingZhenGotStruckByLightningAgainAndAgainAndAgainAndAgainAndAgain# Random netizen: Who remembers what people used to say about Ying Zhen? Why can't I think of anything except "Boss, you're incredible"? Haters claimed Ying Zhen had slept her way to the top by seducing the company's boss. Random netizen 1: You mean that little lapdog who hangs around her? Yu Chou, the delicate little flower? Random netizen 2: Leaving aside whether anything happened, those two are seriously adorable together. Yu Chou had been poisoned since childhood, and his body was so frail that he coughed up blood every few days. There was little point in living. Only the fact that his enemies were still alive had kept him going. That was, until Ying Zhen was struck by lightning and landed in this world. Ying Zhen, who knew nothing about his situation, was always making him so angry he felt like coughing up blood. But Ying Zhen was the one who stood up for him, the one who protected him, and the one who rescued him from danger time and time again. When Ying Zhen learned that Yu Chou had been poisoned by his stepmother, she lightly dipped her fingertips into the wine. Zhen wine, deadly poison. Trying to out-poison a zhen bird? No one can out-poison me, and no one can bully the human I've taken in! No one! This little zhen bird pecked open his closed heart, bit by bit, then filled it completely and became his whole world. At first, Yu Chou said their species were different and there was no need to force a relationship. Later, he said that only love across species could count as true love. He never dreamed that he, who hated crawling and slithering creatures more than anything, would one day scour the world to collect and raise venomous snakes, just to feed the little zhen bird he had adopted. Ying Zhen's cultivation grew stronger day by day as she treated him. Just as his feelings for her were deepening beyond control, just as he thought his health was improving and they could be together forever, people from a sect in another world arrived to take Ying Zhen away... Yu Chou: Ying Zhen, who was struck by lightning into this world, is an endless source of trouble. But whether she's an immortal, a demon, or a devil, even if she's a god, she is never allowed to leave my side. Ying Zhen, who knew nothing about modern society, saw a car and asked Yu Chou, "Why are your spirit vehicles so small?" Yu Chou: ...Want me to give you a live demonstration of a spirit vehicle drifting? Yu Chou when they first met: Stay away from me. You're going to make me cough up blood! Yu Chou later: You dare stay away from me? You're going to make me cough up blood!!! Ignore me again and I'll cough up blood just to show you! Ying Zhen when they first met: This human man is so pale he's almost blue, and he has a bad temper. He clearly has kidney deficiency and excess liver fire. Ying Zhen later: His liver fire is still pretty high. As for the other thing... One-on-one romance A strong, sturdy, naturally airheaded heroine vs. a delicate, sickly, tsundere hero with a possessive streak A bickering couple, both lovable oddballs. Pre-release: The General's Daughter Goes Viral Through Martial Arts Ye Zhixi of the Great Xia Dynasty had hated herself since childhood, her full name and all. Her surname came from the general father who wished she were dead. Her given name was a curse bestowed upon her by that same father. General Ye had been famous since he was young. He went on to spend his entire life guarding the borders. His only stain was his daughter, Ye Zhixi, who had been left behind in the capital. Ye Zhixi was the capital's number one delinquent and had never lost a fight. Except for the princes, she had beaten up every young master from every prominent family in the capital. Then someone ambushed her, and a rock hit the back of her head. She found herself in the modern world. Faced with parents in this world who were completely different from the ones she'd known, the capital's delinquent, Ye Zhixi, decided to turn over a new leaf and become a good kid. She became their daughter, Xu Xixi. But there were always fools who picked a fight with her, especially Cheng Si, that rich second-generation school bully. Everything in this world was completely different from what she'd imagined. The former delinquent had transformed into a brave citizen who stood up for others. She even went viral online for wielding a massive Spring and Autumn broadsword with astonishing skill. Netizen: !!! Who said the martial arts of our nation had died out? Netizen: Boss, what other weapons can you use? Ye Zhixi: I've dabbled in a little of everything. Hater: It takes years to train with even one weapon. Now that you're famous, are you trying to cash in? After Ye Zhixi had used swords, spears, staffs, and clubs... Hater: Boss, did you start practicing martial arts in the womb? An actual ancient-era delinquent vs. a modern rich second-generation kid Theme: Everyone has a responsibility to protect animals