The Unscientific Exorcism Agency

The eldest child in the Saiki family is a genius, the second has psychic powers, and the third is an exorcist.

As the youngest daughter of the Saiki family, Saiki Kusuko could walk from the moment she was born. By the time she was two, she could talk to the ghosts in the house. Her family just said, "We're used to it."

One day, Saiki Kusuko transmigrates to another world. Faced with streets packed with spirits, all she wants to do is scream.

What kind of place is this?! Can someone tell her why there are so many ghosts in a society governed by the rule of law?!

Saiki Kusuko, today's greatest exorcist, declares: "I'll banish every ghost and monster, then earn enough money to get home as soon as possible!"

As it happens, evil spirits are roaming around a nearby police academy. She goes in under a secret identity, quickly deals with the spirits, and takes the opportunity to advertise her exorcism agency.

Saiki Kusuko: Heh, who'd ever guess a charlatan had joined the people's police force?

Saiki Kusuo: [...Have you started calling yourself a charlatan, Kusuko?]

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Saiki Kusuko meets five classmates at school, each with a story of their own.

Saiki Kusuko: Are male-lead plots piling up at school these days?

As a goofy friend, how could she miss out on a plot like this?

Jinpei Matsuda: "I joined the police academy so I could beat up the Tokyo police chief."

Saiki Kusuko (giving him a thumbs-up): "Nice! I'll keep watch for you."

Jinpei Matsuda: "?"

While Hiromitsu Morofushi and Kazuto Tomori struggle over the bomb's remote control, they accidentally trigger the switch.

"Oh no! ...Huh?"

Tomori's tiny eyes are filled with enormous confusion.

Where's my remote? Where'd that huge remote go?

Why did it turn into a game controller?

Behind the door, Saiki Kusuko calmly puts away the remote, having done her good deed in secret.

Yep, her second brother's [Equivalent Exchange] ability sure comes in handy.

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Later, after Saiki Kusuko has collected enough evil spirits to open a time tunnel home, she unexpectedly catches a glimpse of her classmates in the future.

Four square boxes and... a smiling fox.

Saiki Kusuko (frantically breathing): Who the hell are these people?!

She immediately declares: "I'm not leaving! First, I'll turn them back to normal."

Gin? What's that? With a top-tier evil spirit in my left hand and a 24-karat alloy metal club in my right, do you really think I can't handle you?!

A legend has long circulated in the underworld: In the world of science, there's a hard-working genius detective and a handsome police officer; in the occult world, there's a mysterious girl who solves cases by communicating with spirits. The scariest part is that they're the same person in the same family.

Saiki Kusuko (dog-head.jpg): Thanks for asking. We're not only family, we're the same person.

You do know that the limit of science is the occult, right?

P.S. Pairing undecided. I might choose Mazda or Hiro~

Theme: Don't forget to be happy, even in difficult times