[A quick promo for my upcoming stories: 1. The Unscientific Exorcism Agency, mainly Detective Conan, crossing over with The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Mob Psycho 100, and more. You can enjoy it even if you haven't seen them. 2. An original comedy, The Lazy Heroine Gets Her Act Together (Quick Transmigration). The blurb is at the very end!]
(I)
Sakura Haikiyou worked in intelligence. One day, a mysterious company tried to poach her.
But once she joined the company, she realized something was off.
The boss was never around, and the employees did nothing but eat and drink instead of actual work.
Sakura Haikiyou looked at the company's executive, whose hair had turned white from all the hard work, and silently shed a tear of sympathy.
How miserable! So, so miserable!
One day, after completing a mission, she specially brought back a jar of local sesame paste and left it on his desk.
Sakura Haikiyou: My leader must be so moved by my filial devotion that he's crying tears of joy. I'm such a thoughtful employee!
Gin: ???
(II)
Sakura Haikiyou had always been a model employee of the Organization, until one day they sent her to the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department to gather intelligence.
She made full use of her talents and created a secret identity as a clever, restrained, delicate high school girl.
Frailty and illness, always needing to be rescued.
The criminals at the police department who had fallen into her hands: "Please, don't believe her! She's the one who knocked out my front teeth!"
"She was the one who beat my face until it swelled up!"
"She was the one who broke into my home!"
The police officers: Impossible, absolutely impossible! You must be bullying our delicate Minna!
The criminals: Boohoohoo!
Sakura Haikiyou: [Nods.jpg]
That's right, I'm so delicate. It absolutely wasn't me!
(III)
Real Wine No. 1: "Something's off with you. You said this was for the mission, so why are you helping them solve cases?"
Sakura Haikiyou: "Exactly. If I put the police out of work, who'll be left to oppose us?"
Real Wine No. 1: ...
That kind of makes sense?
Real Wine No. 2: "I'm reporting this! Someone's getting too close to the people in the Red Team, and may be planning to defect!"
Sakura Haikiyou: "You don't get it. The more they trust you, the more it hurts when you betray them."
Real Wine No. 2: ...
That kind of makes sense too?
(IV)
Sakura Haikiyou was well known, and one day the Red Team officially made her an offer:
Come work with us. Double the pay, weekends off, no risks, no overtime. You deserve it!
Sakura Haikiyou: Wait... why am I actually tempted?
All the Organization's real wines: What a shock! Turns out I'm the clown!
The Red Team: Ever since Ahui joined us, our heads don't hurt, our backs don't ache, and we can walk tall with our chests out. The only downside is that she solves cases so quickly, our colleagues have too much free time.
The Black Team: ??? What's your problem?
You can have Vodka. Just give our model employee back to us!!!
1. The heroine goes from the Gray Team to the Red Team.
In my version, Hiromitsu and Matsuda survive, and the timeline has been changed.
2. The heroine's love interest is Matsuda. It's a story about healing, more or less?
3. Daily cases interspersed with the main plot. I hope I can keep everyone in character, though that may be hard to pull off. Let me cry for a bit first.
Thanks to Bishui for the cover art!
The following is the blurb for an upcoming story.
The eldest Saiki sibling is a genius, the second has psychic powers, and the third is an exorcist.
As the youngest daughter of the Saiki family, Kusuko could walk as soon as she was born, and talk to the ghosts at home by the time she turned two. The whole family took it in stride: they were used to it.
One day, she was lying in bed, planning to go to sleep like anyone else, when she woke up in a strange world.
She discovered that this place was absolutely teeming with ghosts.
Saiki Kusuke: "I sent you to this world in my newly invented time machine so you could catch ghosts and make the most of your talents. No need to thank me!"
Saiki Kusuko: What the hell do you mean, no need to thank you?! Just wait. When I get back, I'm filling your room with slit-mouthed women!
But she knew her heartless big brother wouldn't let her go home until he finished his twisted research. And since staying here could actually help people, she decided to go with the flow and open an exorcism agency near a school with the most ghosts.
But when the school opened, she found out, oh, it was a police academy.
Wait, are there really this many ghosts around a police academy? Does that make any sense?
And that wasn't the only thing that made no sense. On her very first day of business, five students showed up to cause trouble, accusing her of fraud and threatening to take her to the police station.
Saiki: ???
What ordinary mortals have the nerve to doubt the great ghostbuster?
From then on, the five academy students encountered one case after another that turned their entire worldview upside down.
The five: There must be something we're overlooking in this case!
Saiki Kusuko: ...Nothing's missing. The culprit wasn't even human.
She walked right up to the evil spirit and slapped it twice. "So you're the one who did all this crap? Write me a reflection and do a hundred good deeds. If you don't finish, I'll make your soul disappear!"
The evil spirit: ...I think I've run into the real Grim Reaper.
*
Saiki Kusuko used her older brother's abilities to create a double.
Everyday Saiki, the warmhearted, popular schoolboy, Daisuke: "I believe in justice and defend science."
Weekend-only Saiki, the super-exorcist master, Kusuko: "To hell with science! I'm the world's greatest exorcist, the bane of evil spirits! Hahaha! [Hands on hips, pipe in mouth.jpg]"
The Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department and her police academy classmates: "Saiki is such a role model. It's a shame his little sister has something wrong with her head. It must be so hard for him to support the family all by himself."
Saiki Kusuko [Dog Head.jpg]: Thanks for asking. We're the same person.
Don't you know that the end of science is the supernatural?
P.S. Mainly Detective Conan, crossing over with The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
The heroine is an exorcist with some psychic powers. All that matters is having fun.
Theme: Pursuing freedom
There is a feeling that I can't come back qaq
Hui-chan: Come on! Hurt each other! Kudo Shinichi!
No more... It's so beautiful, but damn!
Finished spreading flowers! Good looking but too short
I've finished reading a few articles together. I've already read a bunch of them... I don't remember what this article is about... I'm so numb.
The ending was so rushed, but it was still very well written! [Orange Candy] Got it
"Block" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ organization
Sprinkle flowers∠※∠※∠※
These chapters are so rushed and many things are not explained clearly.
Finished spreading flowers! Thanks for the limited fee!