As Wang Song lay critically ill, he heard that a company called Outlandish Ideas had developed a dubious new system and was recruiting people everywhere to test it.
Remembering that his poor first love worked at the company, Wang Song gladly accepted the invitation, on the condition that his performance credits be put under his first love's name.
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"Wait! I only have to complete the missions, so why do they involve all this lovey-dovey stuff? I won't accept this!"
System: [It's all above the neck. What are you freaking out about? There's nothing remotely inappropriate in the story.]
Later, when he discovered the mission target was his poor first love, Wang Song lost his composure and went to the System, acting all bashful.
"I think we could use a little more lovey-dovey stuff."
System: [You can't! Don't be rash! Come back!]
1. The Real and Fake CEOs
Get rid of that accountant who uses an abacus to do the books!
"It's midnight. You still haven't found your shoe, and you'll sadly fall asleep. I'll make you a new glass slipper that fits even better, then kiss you awake on a sunny morning."
2. Don't Mess with That Bad-Tempered Rabbit
The butler finds a foolish rabbit in his castle.
"This is a star-lit gangway. It'll take you to pick the stars."
This is the last lie I'll ever tell you, foolish rabbit.
3. The Mermaid's Tears
The boss told me to rescue the test subject, so I brought back the villain.
"You are a fairy tale, little fish with a beautiful, enormous tail."
4. Sunset in the Forbidden Zone
The gods have condemned the Forbidden Zone to eternal darkness. A hero must trade his life for the light.
"Hello, your takeout has been delivered to the garbage dump. Please collect it promptly."
5. Devil, Devil, What Time Is It?
A devil carries a rose, traveling the world just to give it to the one he loves.
"This time, the NPC is an adorable little kid who always has a lollipop in his mouth."
2022/12/11
Theme: The world is beautiful
