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Cold, taciturn, ruthless eunuch bottom x clingy, dark-skinned top who acts like a vicious dog but is actually a loyal puppy
Wei Xing, the West Factory's governor, accidentally travels a thousand years into the future and ends up as a bodyguard for the Zhou family.
Just then, the young master of the Zhou family, who's involved in the entertainment industry, is set to appear on a survival reality show. Wei Xing is assigned to accompany and protect him while keeping his identity secret.
With a tiny crimson mole between his brows, long hair reaching his waist, and a beauty that makes it hard to tell whether he's a man or a woman, Wei Xing stuns the entire internet the moment he appears.
Everyone says he should be on a talent show, not a wilderness survival program.
Wei Xing immediately spots his client and takes his place right beside Zhou Youlan, center stage.
The other guests: He isn't even trying to hide that he's chasing camera time with a celebrity!
Zhou Youlan has always hated people using him for publicity and attention. But Wei Xing is constantly at his side, following him like a shadow.
He gets fed up and snaps, "I'm straight. I'm allergic to men. Stay away from me, got it?"
The other guests can barely hide their disdain. "He looks like the kind of burden who'd scream at the sight of a cockroach. If you want to ship yourself with someone, go on a dating show. What are you doing here?"
Wei Xing, who only wants to make money: ...
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The show aims for realism, so the contestants will often brush shoulders with death.
Everyone thinks Wei Xing will be dead weight and wants to ditch him halfway through.
But no one expects that...
When food runs short, Wei Xing finds supplies in the wilderness and makes sure everyone has enough to eat.
When they fall into a beast's den, Wei Xing easily commands the animals and saves everyone from certain death.
When they stumble into a poisonous forest, Wei Xing leaps across rooftops and cliffs to gather herbs and cure everyone's miasma poisoning...
Wei Xing's versatility makes him a lifesaver, and the guests cling to him for dear life.
As the show's popularity grows, Wei Xing becomes the man everyone online is obsessed with.
And Zhou Youlan, who claims to be allergic to men, follows Wei Xing around every day. "A Xing, cuddle me~"
Reader's Guide:
1. The protagonist really is a eunuch. Don't read if that's not your thing.
2. The setting is fictional. Please don't scrutinize it too closely.
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Locked on 2022.12.8
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Gentle, resilient, beautiful, adorable deaf bottom x short-tempered, simple-minded, loyal puppy top
When they first meet, Shu Can breaks something extremely precious to Lan Yan.
Lan Yan points at his nose, his finger trembling. "If I punch someone like you, I'll make you cry so hard you can't catch your breath. Believe me?"
Shu Can can't hear, so he has to read people's lips.
He leans toward Lan Yan and apologizes gently. "I'm sorry. I'll pay you back. Please don't cry."
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Later, Lan Yan asks, "Shu Xiaocan, can I hold your hand when we go out today?"
Shu Can can't hear him and has to keep checking what he said. "What did you say?"
Like a big dog with its tail held high, begging for a pat, Lan Yan says, "I want a kiss."
Shu Can: ...
Lan Yan thinks Shu Can is like a cat. No matter what he says, Shu Can just stares at him, listening with complete focus.
But his reaction time is so long it feels like it takes him half the planet to process anything. Then he slowly says, "Oh."
#You can't hear me? Then I'll listen to you#
Theme: Who knows? The road ahead may be clear.
Oh, just tell me. When you go out and find out the truth, you will cry.
WR could obviously go up first, but Wei Yan had so many troublemakers to help, and then he would deal with them one by one at a high place, but Love Brain decided to go on a tour.
Finally updated!!! This article is really well written, please don't stop updating it! ε
Is this an abandoned update? It's been almost a month and there's still no update 💔💔💔
Ah, why haven't you updated TT yet?
Look at how worthless the young master looks
Rouse writes extremely well. . . The character design is very tenable. I think not being popular in JJ definitely doesn't mean the writing is bad.
I gave up on keeping up with the updates but couldn't keep up. I just forgot about the updates. When I didn't get the updates, I didn't even put a leave request. It felt like my money was wasted.
I'm really going to be angry!!! Brother Wei won't let you touch him!!!
I was heartbroken when I saw there was still no update today.