The First Hokage I Fell in Love With

If you want to run a two-way portal business between the real world and the Naruto world, you need a powerful backer.

Without one, you can just talk your way into making a powerful backer your protector.

“Do you know who I am?”

“...The Big Fat Sheep?”

I was so angry I nearly fell over. “I'm Senju Hashirama's lover. Offending me means making an enemy of Senju Hashirama!”

The process was a little embarrassing.

But if it let me keep doing business, it wasn't a big deal.

The only downside, probably, was

One day, a black-haired man suddenly appeared in my house. He ate my instant noodles, slept on my electric blanket, petted my cat, and watched Hot-Blooded Boruto on my iPad. The traitorous cat purred as it raised a paw and exposed its belly. I was furious. Why would these ninjas never leave me alone? “Do you know who I am?! I'm Senju Hashirama's lover! No matter how powerful you are, if you dare to bully me, Senju Hashirama will beat you to a pulp!”

“Nicely put!” The black-haired man applauded me.

Uh-oh.

Senju Hashirama couldn't scare him off either?

The man answered unhurriedly, “The only problem is, I think my name is Senju Hashirama.”

He added a smile bright enough to blind me.

“...”

“...”

Is it too late for me to run away now?!

A few things to know:

1. The pairing is Senju Hashirama, one-on-one. The Hashirama-Mito pairing is split up, so anyone bothered by that should stay away.

2. This is a two-way portal story. The female lead is completely ordinary.

3. Don't ask when there will be an update. The answer is, the pigeon goes coo-coo-coo.

Theme: Good people are rewarded