The blurb for the upcoming novel "Disaster Strikes, and I Have a Partner [Farming]" is at the very bottom.
Currently fixing typos in batches. 2025.4.19
Sang Wudu opened his eyes and found himself inside a heart-wrenching xianxia romance novel he'd only read halfway through.
Good news: He hadn't transmigrated into the master, a uniquely constituted man who could only be the bottom and was abused by his disciple, nor had he become the cruel senior disciple who abused the master.
Bad news: He'd become the master's foolish little disciple, the kind who dies in the end to push the plot forward and make the top and bottom clear up their misunderstandings and get together.
Sang Wudu: "...?!"
*
To stay alive, Sang Wudu did everything he could to cause trouble and keep the main couple apart.
But as he kept at it, he realized he hadn't managed to split them up. If anything, he'd brought them into the flirting stage ahead of schedule.
Sang Wudu was devastated. "...I'm doomed."
Just as Sang Wudu was preparing to fight for his life, he suddenly realized that the event that caused the main couple's misunderstanding in the original novel had come early.
The two of them had just drunk wine laced with something when, in a panic, Sang Wudu kicked open the door, scooped up the main character who was the bottom, and ran. But the bottom flipped him over and pinned him to the bed.
The bottom, Changyuan Immortal Lord Xiu Qi, was perfectly clear-headed. His lips curled into a faint smile. "Wudu, where are you taking your master?"
Sang Wudu was distraught. "...Why aren't you unconscious?!"
*
Ever since Sang Wudu had dared to scoop up his own master and run, he'd become a legendary figure admired across the peaks.
Changyuan Immortal Lord Xiu Qi had profound cultivation and a formidable presence. Ordinary people wouldn't dare approach him.
But they didn't know that the usually unflappable Immortal Lord was holding his blushing little disciple and kissing him.
Dazed from the kisses, Sang Wudu thought that this was an unconventional way to save his own life. Besides, having a beautiful wife like his master was a bargain.
Thinking this, he wrapped his arms around his master and toppled onto the bed.
The next morning, Sang Wudu stared blankly as he rubbed his sore bottom, unable to figure out what had gone wrong.
His wife had become his husband? This wasn't how the story was supposed to go! Wasn't Changyuan Immortal Lord supposed to be the bottom? Then how had Sang Wudu topped him last night?
Only then did Sang Wudu realize: could it be that he'd been reading a bootleg version of the book?
Blurb two (short version)
A disaster caused by mistaking fanfiction for the original.
Sang Wudu thought he'd been reading the original, but it turned out to be a fanfic with the same title. Then he transmigrated into the original and set off a series of ridiculous events.
In short: The senior disciple is the catalyst (and the biggest fall guy) on Sang Wudu and Changyuan Immortal Lord's path to romance.
Senior Disciple: "...I don't want this kind of blessing."
1. One-on-one, happy ending, mutual devotion. A broad-minded, good-looking disciple who thinks he's the top but is actually the bottom × a scheming master who isn't aloof at all and was never betrayed by his senior disciple, and is actually the top.
2. A word of caution: Don't be fooled by the bottom's goofy behavior. He does those things in the story only to stop his master from meeting the senior disciple. The senior disciple isn't hurt, and the bottom gets punished for his pranks, so please don't make a big deal out of it. Thank you.
3. The bottom's perspective is primary, but both characters' perspectives will appear. The author ships the main couple and is their loving mom, so extreme factional fans, please stay away. The author's writing is amateurish, so please be gentle.
4. Neither the top nor the bottom is a perfect character. Please proceed with caution if that bothers you. There may be a side couple, but if so, they won't feature much.
5. Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Body Integration, Great Perfection, Tribulation Transcendence, Ascension.
6. I'll add more if I think of anything.
Upcoming novel: "Disaster Strikes, and I Have a Partner [Farming]"
In the early days of the apocalypse, disasters struck one after another and zombies ran rampant. Humanity plummeted from the top of the food chain to the very bottom. The population dwindled, and people lived in fear.
At the same time, some people reached their potential and gained supernatural abilities, giving humanity hope. Su Li was lucky enough to be one of them, but...
Su Li ran his tiny paw over his fluffy, chubby face, cute enough to make anyone swoon. He looked at the zombies that had already spotted him and sighed.
Su Li was unlucky. He hadn't gained a powerful elemental ability, a physical enhancement ability, or even a rare spatial ability. Instead, he got an ancestral transformation ability.
At least other people transformed into tigers or lions, or, at worst, venomous snakes or hunting dogs. He, on the other hand, transformed into an adorable little hamster.
But cuteness was the last thing anyone needed in the apocalypse. So, while Su Li was still unable to turn back into a human in the early days of his awakening, people left him behind as dead weight.
Being left behind meant death.
And Su Li really did die, not in a zombie's jaws, but in the arms of the person who'd risked everything to save him.
Infected with the zombie virus, he didn't want to drag that person down with him. Just as his reason was about to fade, he took his own life.
When Su Li opened his eyes again, he was back one year before the apocalypse began.
Looking at himself in the mirror, Su Li made up his mind. This time, he would build a doomsday fortress and stockpile supplies. He didn't want to be abandoned again. And, aside from the person who hadn't given up on him even after he'd been infected, he didn't want to associate with anyone else.
Su Li was happily enjoying his second chance and making plans when his view suddenly dropped. His reflection rapidly shrank until he turned into... an adorable little hamster.
Su Li: ...
Did the world really have to mess with him like this? How could he carry out his plans in this form? But... this time seemed a little different. He could see two enormous spaces...
Had he become a rare spatial ability user? And did he have an extra space compared to ordinary spatial ability users?
Su Li thought: This is great!
1. One-on-one, age gap. A seemingly delicate and beautiful food blogger who is actually incredibly strong, and the bottom × a stern-looking but tender-hearted, dad-like top.
The blurb and premise were saved as screenshots. Changes have all been logged. December 7, 2022.
Theme: No matter where you are, keep living your best life and striving forward.
Likewise, my aunt already wanted to die on the first day (╥╯^╰╥)
Only you are worthy of Sang Wudu, come on!
If you don't understand, just ask, would a master and a disciple normally be so close that they sleep on the same bed? (Dog head)
Master felt really guilty this time. In the past, most people just felt that something happened to Sang Xiaodu under her protection, which damaged his majesty, so he felt less guilty. But this time, he was afraid that Sang Xiaodu would blame him. Sure enough, love means always feeling indebted.
He's so heartless and so pampering. The way senior brother and that sweetheart get along is so funny.
Wow, this kid is so scheming. I like it. This makes Master crazy.
The subsequent plot was too slow and I couldn't help but jump to the next chapter. As a result, this chapter said that we were lovers in the past few lives, which really shocked me. I felt separated in my heart, and I was already two different people. I really can't accept it. Is this a different kind of new love and old love?
"Xiu Qi who is below the combined stage" is a big bug for the author~
Likewise, my aunt already wanted to die on the first day (╥╯^╰╥)
Only you are worthy of Sang Wudu, come on!
If you don't understand, just ask, would a master and a disciple normally be so close that they sleep on the same bed? (Dog head)
Master felt really guilty this time. In the past, most people just felt that something happened to Sang Xiaodu under her protection, which damaged his majesty, so he felt less guilty. But this time, he was afraid that Sang Xiaodu would blame him. Sure enough, love means always feeling indebted.
He's so heartless and so pampering. The way senior brother and that sweetheart get along is so funny.
Wow, this kid is so scheming. I like it. This makes Master crazy.
The subsequent plot was too slow and I couldn't help but jump to the next chapter. As a result, this chapter said that we were lovers in the past few lives, which really shocked me. I felt separated in my heart, and I was already two different people. I really can't accept it. Is this a different kind of new love and old love?
"Xiu Qi who is below the combined stage" is a big bug for the author~
"Then don't let go" is a big bug for the author~
"No" is a big bug for the author~