Lan Chen traveled through a sadomasochistic harem fairy tale and became the senior brother of the Guiyi Sect who died after appearing in only one chapter. He was also bound by a chuunibyou system called the Male Protagonist Growth System, making him dominate the world of cultivation.
Lan Chen thought about the time of his death in the book, cursed the dog system, turned around and found a retreat in a deep mountain forest to cling on to his hard-won life.
However, after he came out of seclusion, he found that rumors about him were spreading throughout the cultivation world.
It is said that he fell in love with the Immortal Xiu Ran, and because of his love he became hateful. When the Immortal Xiu Ran was not around, he massacred the entire sect, and was even so mad that he would not let go of the watchdog in the sect.
Lan Chen:? ? What? ?
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There is a rumor in the world of cultivation that Lan Chen has wiped out the whole Gui Yi Sect, but many people don't believe it. There are so many experts in the Gui Yi Sect, how could they be wiped out by Lan Chen? It's really a joke.
However, when they really saw Lan Chen and heard Lan Chen's crazy thoughts, they all broke out in cold sweat, saying that a big devil had appeared in the world of cultivation and the world was going to be in chaos!
In fact, Lan Chen was just praising the pig brain flowers in his heart when he was eating the roasted pig brain flowers: "This pig brain flower is so delicious, the fresh one is even better!"
Everyone heard: "The brain flower is so delicious, and the fresh (human) brain flower is even more delicious."
After knowing the truth, Lan Chen just wanted to shout: "Stop your mind, you can't make up your mind, and what you hear may not necessarily be true!"
Later, all the major sects surrounded Lan Chen. Just when Lan Chen couldn't explain clearly and was preparing to use force to deal with it (escape), the only Xiuran Immortal Lord Li Anlan who could listen to Lan Chen's voice fell from the sky and picked up Lan Chen.
I saw a cold look on his face: "Don't worry, everyone, I will take my disciple back and discipline him strictly. However, you still have to settle the account for injuring my disciple."
All the major sects were heartbroken: "The Immortal Lord is so confused. He is the devil who slaughtered your entire sect, and you are still protecting him."
The sect brothers who had just come down to report the good news because the great elder had successfully overcome the tribulation: "What the hell? When did we die?"
All major sects: "Yao Shou, there seems to be a misunderstanding. Did Lan Chen just want to explain it? Is it too late to kneel down and apologize now?"
Li Anlan sneered: "It's too late."
System: "If you hide your merit and fame, you will dominate the world of cultivation, hehe."
Also known as: "The whole world of cultivation is spreading rumors about me", "The whole world of cultivation is just a fool", "The dog system tricked me", "The whole world of cultivation can hear my incomplete voice"
1. 1V1, he, mutual favor, rumors are flying all over the sky, and the apprentice who just wants to survive is attacked by the evil and powerful master.
2. I am a novice in Sha Giaowen and the author's writing style. There may be bugs. Don't pay too much attention to it. I just want it to make you laugh.
3. The background environment in the article is not perfect. It is not a society with a sound legal system. Please do not go online. I guarantee that the protagonist is an absolutely principled person.
4. The main view is the experience, but I can write from both perspectives. The author is a CP fan and a biological mother. She doesn't control anyone, so don't join in extreme party control.
5. You don't need to tell me if you abandon the article, and don't fight in the comment area (although the author makes cold comments about his physique)
The copy and meme were written on September 2, 2023. Screenshots have been saved on Weibo, and all changes have been recorded.
Mission: Respect facts, explore the truth, and do not listen to rumors.