After Someone Dug Up My Grave

Upcoming novel: The Film Emperor Seme Pretends to Be Frail and Gets Found Out is a companion novel to this one. Please add it to your collection. The blurb is below. Blurb Chu Shilin had been dead for over a thousand years and, as usual, was sleeping in his luxurious coffin when a loud crash woke him. Looking at the huge hole in his front gate and the bunch of strangely dressed people who had barged into his side hall, only to be shot at by a rain of arrows from its mechanisms and shriek helplessly, Chu Shilin fell into thought. Should he save them or not? Mu Lin never expected that during an archaeological assignment, he would bring home the biggest antique in the ancient tomb: the tomb's owner, Chu Shilin. Looking at the old-fashioned man who had just been unearthed and knew nothing about the modern world, not even how to use a faucet, Mu Lin fell into thought. Should he turn him over to the authorities? Later... Mu Lin came home from work early with the fried chicken he'd bought for Chu Shilin. As soon as he opened the bedroom door, he heard Chu Shilin yelling. "Kid, do you even know how to play? If you don't, why are you stealing mid? You're looking to die!" "You're the one who's looking to die." Mu Lin narrowed his eyes and tossed the fried chicken straight at the huge rice dumpling, who was having the time of his life playing games. "You know how to play games, but you lied and told me you didn't know how to turn on the shower?" Chu Shilin: Oh no, I'm busted. Later still... Chu Shilin accompanied Mu Lin to various archaeological sites. With his solid professional knowledge (after all, he was a thousand-year-old zombie, so antique appraisal was child's play), he helped Mu Lin with his work and took care of supernatural problems along the way. Until one day, after encountering too many things, he was forced to separate from Mu Lin. When he finally found him, he discovered that Mu Lin, who always hid behind him and said he was scared, was gripping a green zombie by the throat with one hand, standing on the head of a white zombie, and beating them both to a pulp. Chu Shilin: "You call that being scared?" "I'm scared. What's wrong with that?" Mu Lin said as he tossed the fur he'd just ripped off another hairy zombie into the darkness, trying to destroy the evidence. Chu Shilin, who had seen everything: "..." 1. 1v1, HE. A scheming, powerful seme who's a thousand-year-old zombie × a scheming scholar uke with a special constitution. They dote on each other, and both are schemers. 2. A lighthearted tone, possibly silly. The place names, history, and metaphysics in the story are all made up, so don't take them too seriously. 3. The story is mainly told from the seme's perspective because he is at the center of the plot. The author is a fan of the main couple and doesn't allow role reversal or breaking them up. The seme and uke are merely a matter of perspective, so readers who are extremely particular about character roles should stay away. 4. The zombie ranks come from Zibuyu and are, in order: purple zombie, white zombie, green zombie, hairy zombie, flying zombie, wandering corpse, buried corpse, and untransformed bone. Chu Shilin is an untransformed bone. 5. The seme and uke meet in Chapter Two. Love at first sight, through a thousand years (not really). Blurb written on June 17, 2022. Edits and changes are all recorded. The Film Emperor Seme Pretends to Be Frail and Gets Found Out Film emperor Feng Chen took a role in a film being shot in a remote mountain village to repay a debt of gratitude. Unexpectedly, a murder occurred on set, followed by a series of deaths. Everyone was thrown into a panic, and filming was forced to stop. To make matters worse, Feng Chen was only answering routine questions, but marketing accounts smeared him as a murder suspect, sparking heated discussion. The case was bizarre, so the Special Security Department, which investigates paranormal incidents, got involved. Their ace, Yao Zhi, was assigned to handle the case. The moment Feng Chen saw Yao Zhi, his cold expression abruptly changed. Observant netizens noticed that Feng Chen often stared blankly at a refined, handsome man. The next day, the hashtag #FengChenIsGay shot to the top of the trending list. Yao Zhi put down his phone and gave Feng Chen a meaningful look. Feng Chen: ... I'm innocent, truly innocent. I'm more wronged than the ghosts haunting the film set. * From then on, Feng Chen was drawn into an even deeper conspiracy. Bone towers, mysterious knocks at the door, tongue removal, borrowed lifespans, ghost marriages... The supernatural incidents surrounding him were strange, bizarre, and extremely dangerous. Throughout it all, Yao Zhi stayed by Feng Chen's side, clearing obstacles and shielding him from danger. People gossiped, saying Feng Chen was manipulative and used his handsome face to seduce and exploit Yao Zhi, making him risk his life for him. He was a bad person. Hearing these rumors, Feng Chen gave a quiet sigh. Yao Zhi punched the person who had been badmouthing Feng Chen, then turned to comfort him. "Don't listen to them. You're just an ordinary person. I'll protect you." Feng Chen's gaze softened. "Zhi Zhi, thank goodness I have you." Everyone else: Gross. I'm going to puke. * During a mission, Yao Zhi was gravely injured and fell unconscious. When the Special Security Department arrived to rescue him, they found that Feng Chen, who had once been too weak to even take care of himself, had already made it there. Amid a sky full of resentful energy, Feng Chen sat among the white bones with Yao Zhi in his arms. He gripped an evil spirit by the throat with one hand, his gaze calm and indifferent. "Pathetic. How dare you touch him?" Everyone: "!?" Yao Zhi, protected in Feng Chen's arms, opened his eyes weakly and ground out, "Feng Chen, how dare you deceive me!" Feng Chen: I'm done for. I've been found out! 1. 1v1. A scheming, powerful seme who acts cold and aloof but pretends to be frail around the uke × an uke who was decisive and capable before he was reborn, and who, after being reborn, can't even get his panda ears to sit properly, though he's still just as capable as ever. Feng Chen is the seme and Yao Zhi is the uke. They dote on each other, with the uke doting on the seme a little more. The author promises no melodrama and no angst in the romance. Theme: Good deeds are rewarded, and people should develop sound values