A Deity's Side Hustle Is Livestreaming Child-Rearing

Sui Han woke up in a strange room filled with the scent of flowers. A livestream was running on the computer, and viewers were chatting excitedly.

[Six million for the little zombie on Sui Sui's shoulder! I want it!]

[That Yingyu with the bird wings last time was so beautiful. I'm really curious where all of Sui Sui's little ones come from.]

Yingyu? Wasn't that from the Classic of Mountains and Seas?

Oh, he must have transmigrated into the body of a streamer who raises little ones.

But Sui Han soon realized something was wrong.

Every night, a stranger appeared in his dreams, carrying a magical seed and praying to him.

Their gaze was reverent, their manner respectful.

As long as Sui Han accepted the seed, he would grant their prayer.

When the seed bloomed into a magical flower and bore fruit, a new little one would appear.

Could he be a god?

Then one day, the box that had sat in the corner of the room began to stir.

From within it, Sui Han heard the prayers of countless people. The voices came from ancient times, from the future, from distant borderlands and the boundless reaches of space.

And so, he ended up with more and more little ones...

The scarlet nine-tailed fox loved to cuddle up to him.

The haughty Bifang bird loved singing for him.

The blue little merfolk clung to him and blew bubbles.

Sui Han spread his hands helplessly. “If all else fails, I can always sell the little ones for money.”

Peace and quiet.jpg

#I'm so troubled by little ones clinging to me every day#

#I'm so troubled that I accidentally became the little ones' favorite#

#I'm so troubled by having to deal with everyone's requests every day#

This story is also titled: The God Is Very Busy and Very Troubled

PS:

A max-level expert returns to the beginner's village to take up a side job.

In a sense, this is a wish-fulfillment story.

Livestreaming the raising of little ones and receiving prayers to solve problems.

Sui Sui doesn't need a love interest.

The story takes place in an entirely fictional world, with a slight cosmic-horror flavor. Everything serves the plot, so don't take it too seriously.

The short stories in this novel are entirely fictional, and the novel's values do not represent the author's own.

The cover has been authorized by the artist.

Synopsis screenshot taken on December 3, 2022.

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Next up: My Dead Boyfriend Dresses as a Woman and Raises a Kid on a Variety Show

Ji Mian transmigrated into the body of an obscure celebrity, who was also the fake young master mistakenly taken in by a wealthy family.

After the real young master, Jian Huai, returned, Ji Mian was resentful. He schemed to seduce Jian Huai and took the opportunity to trick him out of all the money in his account.

When Ji Mian arrived, the two were “madly in love.”

Ji Mian: Ill-gotten gains are off-limits. Paying him back and running away is the right thing to do!

Ji Mian pretended to have a terminal illness and planned to fake his death.

He took Jian Huai's hand and said with deep affection, “Let's continue our relationship in the next life, sob :)”

Ji Mian fled the country. A year later, he happened to find a little one while out, and named him Youyou.

One day, while Ji Mian was dressed as a woman and taking Youyou out for street photos, the producers of a variety show about kids spotted them and invited them to return to the country to appear on the show.

Ji Mian: I'm not going. What if Jian Huai catches me? I'm done for.

Youyou: Mianmian, be good. Come back with Youyou and work hard on your career!

Ji Mian: My little one is so sensible. This old dad is touched. Let's do this!

Ji Mian went on the show dressed as a woman. To avoid being found out, he had no choice but to pretend to be socially anxious. He never expected Jian Huai to be on the show too.

Everyday moments filming the show, other families' kids:

Sweetie, go to bed early. We have to get up for a morning run tomorrow, so don't be late!

Sweetie, don't be picky. Eat more vegetables, they're good for you!

Sweetie, go do your homework. No sleeping until it's finished!

Ji Mian and Youyou:

Mianmian, you can't stay up late, or you'll get dark circles and cry little golden tears again.

Mianmian, eat one more piece of green vegetable, and Youyou will buy you a chicken leg, okay?

Mianmian, be good and fix the lyrics. Youyou will tell you a bedtime story.

Viewers:

[Youyou, what color sack do you want? Auntie has them all.]

[Is it just me, or does Youyou's mom look a lot like that obscure celebrity Ji Mian? Even their names are the same.]

[Can we not bring up that obscure celebrity? How can a stupid, toxic jinx compare with goddess Ji Mian?]

Then one day, the production crew sprang a surprise video call between the kids and their parents.

Ji Mian, completely unaware, had just stepped out of the bathroom when his cool, beautiful face appeared on screen, wrapped in a bathrobe.

Everyone: Holy crap!

Jian Huai raised an eyebrow, looking at Ji Mian with the faintest smile at the corner of his lips.

A video soon spread across the internet.

In it, long-legged, slender-waisted Ji Mian was cornered by Jian Huai.

Jian Huai: Terminal illness? Social anxiety?

The man lifted Ji Mian's chin. “Mianmian, if you try to disappear on me again, I'll tie you up and take you back. I'll lock you away.”

Wearing a little bunny hat, Youyou ran over as fast as he could.

He put his hands on his hips and shouted, “Don't bully Papa! Youyou will protect Papa!”

Jian Huai: “Be good and call me Daddy.”

Youyou froze for three seconds, then immediately waved his hands and cheered, “Get together! Get together!”

The trending topics afterward:

#He's back, he's back + he's back wearing women's clothes#

#Ji Mian goes viral#

#Fly high, Ji Mian + President Jian will always be by your side#

#Another day of wanting to steal a little one#

A cool-looking but goofy, theatrical, lazy bottom x a possessive, slightly unhinged CEO top who'd die if he didn't spoil his beloved wife

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Coming soon: The Little Sparrow Kidnaps a Snow Leopard to Be His Meal Ticket

Gu Duoduo transmigrated and became a silver-throated long-tailed tit. What he never expected was that his skin hunger from his previous life came along too.

Fluffy creatures of every kind passed before his eyes. Gu Duoduo: No need to say anything. I'm petting them!

After accidentally falling into the Valley of Ten Thousand Beasts, filled with dangerous creatures and wild animals, he could only spread his not-so-strong wings and gaze with his glossy black eyes.

“I'm fierce, okay? I'm really fierce!” the tiny, chubby bird showed his claws.jpg

Gu Duoduo was round and plump, and people privately called him “Rice Ball Spirit.” After arriving, his body was still uncoordinated, and he always missed out on the food.

One day, just as he was making a determined grab for some food, a gust of wind swept him away. He landed on a snow leopard's head.

Gu Duoduo: It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. Let me blow on it for you.

Snow leopard: ...

From then on, the snow leopard realized he had gained a little shadow.

The Rice Ball Spirit was always sneaking along behind him. Whenever he ate, the little one would clumsily run over and snatch the food away.

Then he'd nonchalantly raise his tail. “Look, I'm black and white too. We're a perfect match!”

The snow leopard was fooled and started to soften toward him.

Then he saw Gu Duoduo raise his tail at an adorable little pig too. “Look, I'm black and white too. We're a perfect match!”

Then he spread his wings at a male eagle. “Look, our wings are the same. We're such a perfect match!”

Snow leopard: That awful little Rice Ball is such a player!

Then one day, every beast in the Valley of Ten Thousand Beasts waited for the sacred fruit to ripen so they could fight over it.

The legend said whoever possessed the sacred fruit could rule all the beasts.

Gu Duoduo gathered his strength on the spot, flew high, and snatched the sacred fruit in his beak before handing it to the snow leopard. “Here, you can have the fruit. In exchange, you'll be my meal ticket from now on!”

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Chen Ye, young lord of the Snow Domain, was set up by his older brother. He decided to turn the tables and go to the Valley of Ten Thousand Beasts to recruit allies and reclaim the Snow Domain. He never expected a Rice Ball Spirit to latch onto him.

The little sparrow was bold as brass, petting fluffy creatures everywhere he went.

He not only shamelessly stole Chen Ye's food, but also kept sneaking over to cuddle him.

Chen Ye: I'll eat you next time!

One day, a subordinate brought over some food, only for the starving little sparrow to snatch it away. The subordinate was just about to snap the little one's neck when Chen Ye nearly smacked him flat with one palm.

To his subordinate's astonishment, the usually proud young lord of the Snow Domain tenderly shielded the little sparrow and fed him one bite at a time, unable to hide the adoration in his eyes.

A scheming little gluttonous sparrow who thinks he's terrifying x a noble, haughty, socially anxious snow leopard who says one thing but means another

Theme: Victory grows against the wind through the cracks of perseverance