I'm Tsushima, Not Gojo!

"Why not just have Little Xiuli change her surname to Gojo? You're already one of the Gojo family in life, and a ghost of the Gojo family in death~" The white cat lounging across from me came out with a line that was enough to set anyone's imagination running. I, still just a little squirt, wordlessly swallowed the cotton candy, leaving only its white outer layer. The filling had already been picked out by the guy in front of me! Me: "As I thought, Brother Satoru still can't stop thinking about being my dad." wtw: "…" I'm one of the few confirmed survivors of the Tsushima family. (There's actually also a black-hearted little brat secretly hiding somewhere.) My current guardian is a white cat who has earned the title of "The Strongest." My guardian is huge, but he often acts even more childish than an actual child (me). It's one thing that he always steals candy from kids. He even cheats at goldfish scooping, secretly using extremely precise cursed energy to hold the paper scoop together so the fish can't break through no matter how much they struggle. Hey, the shopkeeper's glaring at you! As for the fact that he's lost me on the street several times, emm, I don't want to talk about it. Learning how to navigate with a phone map should start when you're little. Even so, Gojo Satoru was one of the few comforts I had after leaving the Tsushima family. Before then, nobody had ever let me perch on their shoulder and interact with the princesses at an amusement park. Although when I wore my ice-blue princess dress and swished my arms around in the bedroom, pretending to cast spells, he laughed so hard I wanted to stuff him into the trash can outside the wall. ...He also helped me find my brother, who'd been kidnapped by a Mafia creep. Fine, let's set my guardian's many misdeeds aside for now (there are too many to list). In short, I still hope his life will always be filled with everlasting flowers and adoration. Sadness really doesn't suit those beautiful blue eyes. And it doesn't suit me, either. Bonus scenes: The first time we met The fifteen-year-old boy picked me up with one hand and gave me a little shake. "Hey, you'd better grow up fast, then you can have a fight with the Great Me." Six-year-old me: ? Was he seriously not bullying a kid?! Much later Me: "Hey, Brother Satoru, why'd you stop fighting?" wtw: "But if I make you cry, it'll break my heart." Me: ? Why is a human mouth saying such ghostly things?! Please note: Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen. The main story is in first person. This isn't a power fantasy. It starts when she's six, with a slow-burn growing-up story. The early and middle parts are mostly about raising the kid, and romance comes much later. Don't get your hopes up. I'm not very good. The cover shows Xiuli as an adult, but she doesn't grow up until after chapter 100. Warnings: 1. The characters may be OOC, there are headcanon bugs everywhere, and the author's logic is dead. 2. The point of view changes a lot, so you may need to get used to it. 3. Coo coo, coo coo. Yes, that's my current state. 4. The pairing is Gojo. Their relationship changes from familial affection to romance later on. Reading is a way to pass the time and have fun. If you're not enjoying it, let's move on to something else. Thanks to every lovely reader who stopped by. Started 2023.6.19, went premium 2023.7.18 Theme: May we all have a brilliant future