[Complete. The full book costs 3.71 yuan. Thanks for supporting the official version ovo] [Please add my next book to your collection: The Wooden Beauty Is Tricked by a Transmigrator into a Dating Show. A saintly, woodenly beautiful shou is pursued by the whole internet.]
"Dear Host, congratulations on becoming one of the F4 in an old-school Mary Sue novel set at an elite academy."
Chi Lanxun nodded. "I understand. The unruly, wicked school bully who says, 'Woman, you're playing with fire,' and the pure, stubborn little white flower!"
System: "No, you don't understand."
Chi Lanxun: "I get it now. The aloof, proud student council president who says, 'She's not like other women,' and the clumsy, pitiful little weakling!"
System: "No, you don't know."
Chi Lanxun: "Then... the gloomy, obsessive illegitimate son who says, 'The young master hasn't smiled in ten years,' and the lively little ray of sunshine?"
The System smiled ominously. "Yes and no."
"Dear Host, you need to play the sickly F4, a psychologically twisted male supporting character with paralyzed legs, and bully the adored protagonist to help F1, F2, and F3 get together. But the good news is, you're their biological child. Your father just doesn't dote on you, and your mother doesn't love you."
Chi Lanxun: ?
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"The Host must complete System missions and earn merit points by raising F1, F2, and F3's affection levels. Once you reach 99,999 merit points, you can regain the use of your legs."
"The protagonist gets love, and you get your legs."
Mission 1: Bully the protagonist shou in front of school bully F1.
Chi Lanxun grabbed the protagonist shou by the collar while frantically signaling F1 to seize the opportunity and rack up affection points.
But even after Chi Lanxun nearly went cross-eyed, F1 just gave him an evil smile. "You're jealous. You love me so much."
Mission 2: Slander the protagonist shou in front of student council president F2.
The genuinely frail Chi Lanxun lay on the floor, clutching the protagonist shou and refusing to let go, determined to keep up his fake fall until F2 took the protagonist shou back to his office for a stern lecture and ♂ education.
Seeing F2's serious expression, Chi Lanxun thought he was finally in the clear. But the next second, F2 lifted him off the floor. "The floor is too cold. You're not well, so don't act up."
Mission 3: Steal the protagonist shou's banquet invitation in front of F3.
"As if someone like you deserves to attend the palace banquet." Chi Lanxun stiffly delivered his line, waiting for royal heir F3 to make a dashing entrance and protect the pitiful protagonist shou.
But F3 just stared blankly as Chi Lanxun snatched the invitation, then blushed to the tips of his ears.
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Chi Lanxun: ?
System: "Oh, right. I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier. You're engaged to F1, you grew up with F2, and you're F3's white moonlight."
As someone easily lifted out of his wheelchair and into another's arms, Chi Lanxun gritted his teeth and asked, "Then tell me, why is there a reborn villain in an old-school Mary Sue novel?"
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* The original protagonist shou, who says, "After being reborn, I'm done being human," x the sickly F4, who thinks he's done every evil deed but actually gets thoroughly devoured
* The protagonist is genuinely sickly and disabled, a weak shou, a weak shou, a weak shou
* The shou really is adored by everyone
* The original protagonist shou becomes the gong
* One-on-one + happy ending
Pre-release: The Wooden Beauty Is Tricked by a Transmigrator into a Dating Show
A delusional, obsessive childhood-friend gong who transmigrates into a book x a saintly, woodenly beautiful shou pursued by the whole internet
[Blurb]
Other people transmigrate into books. Yu Qizhi was transmigrated into one.
The good news was that the transmigrator was highly dedicated, completed the mission in record time, and gave his body back.
The bad news was that this was a melodramatic substitute romance, and Yu Qizhi was the vicious white moonlight who was supposed to bring the gong and shou closer together.
When Yu Qizhi opened his eyes, he had become a talentless, idiotic, washed-up idol. He was greeted by a torrent of abuse from the entire internet.
A morally outrageous gay dating show had noticed his viral notoriety and signed him to a binding contract. They had prepared an utterly absurd, brain-melting script for him:
Yu Qizhi had to play the undercover contestant on the dating show, flirt indiscriminately with every guest, interfere in their relationships, stir up trouble, and revitalize the whole show like a catfish.
But he was just a wooden block.
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The script required Yu Qizhi to deliberately initiate physical contact.
So when Guest Number One cut their hand, at the moment when they should have been sharing a sweet interaction with their crush, Yu Qizhi went over, took Guest Number One's hand, and licked and sucked the wound.
Viewers: WTF?? What is he doing? (*screaming)
But... so beautiful, so sexy... that tongue is making me feel all kinds of things 👅
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While they were playing in the water, the script required Yu Qizhi to take off his clothes and show off his muscles, acting oily and narcissistic. Yu Qizhi obediently did as instructed.
In an instant, viewers let out piercing screams. Countless people flooded into the livestream like mad, and the comments got so outrageous that the show crew had to cut the stream in a hurry.
Viewers: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Qizhi's so needy. Let me come feed this little mark.
You naughty boy, Qizhi 🤬. Keep going. I'm not tired at all, and it doesn't hurt one bit.
Oh, so that's what it was... I thought it was...!
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With a blank expression, Yu Qizhi went on to create one outrageous scene after another.
The morally outrageous gay dating show got exactly what it wanted: it went viral, then went even more viral, though the mood gradually veered off course...
Faced with the bizarre comments, Yu Qizhi, who understood none of them and thought he just needed to keep smiling, said, "Thank you all for your love and support."
Viewers: Mommy... little mommy... I want to crawl back inside... and stay there until I'm all soggy 😭
I want to lie on Qizhi's thighs. Something to look up to, and someone to look down on.
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Halfway through the dating show, everyone felt completely at ease, certain that nobody could get anywhere with a block of wood like Yu Qizhi.
But during the secret-revealing segment, one guest, who had always been mysterious, suddenly blurted out when Yu Qizhi came up: "Qizhi has a mole on his butt!"
Yu Qizhi: ...?
Viewers: "???"
"Dude, how do you know that? Did I miss something?"
The guest answered indignantly, "It's true! I twisted around so much my neck almost snapped before I got a look!"
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* The shou is the center of everyone's affection, perfect and magnificent. No one could fail to love him ❤️
* One-on-one + happy ending
* A delusional, obsessive childhood-friend gong who transmigrates into a book x a saintly, woodenly beautiful shou pursued by the whole internet
* The shou has an unusual mind and is a total block of wood. He does things no ordinary person could understand.
* Includes tacky tropes such as obsessive pursuit and nursing
Theme: Good and evil are repaid in the end
Oh my god, the author Beibei, what on earth is this about? The plot and characters are quite interesting, but even if the plot is locked because of the key chapter, it's not so confusing. I don't understand it at all later. I feel like I dug a lot of pits in the early stage, and then it ended suddenly? I really want to know what is going on. I feel like the emotional line has just begun. It's over now. Although it's only more than 3 yuan, you can't treat it like this. I stayed up late in the morning to watch it, and I was almost angry all night long. Author Beibei, be kind to me in September, woo woo woo
No? In what way is this the end? The story of Song inexplicably going to another timeline before he rescued Xiaochi from Wen? A whole inexplicable story
Sorry, but I didn't understand
Why can't I read the next chapter? (Cry, cry, cry)
Chapter 55 of my wife is locked and I can't understand it???
Emmmm, it's hard to comment, but I still ended up spreading flowers.
No, no, I haven't read the next chapter yet, so why is it locked?
Although the overall feeling is a bit flawed, the overall development of the plot is acceptable.
It can be seen that there are some foreshadowings. For example, when they meet, they say that the protagonist needs to take off their clothes, and there are some descriptions. However, when it comes to the part where the protagonist is tortured later, it is very weak. I feel that if the attack doesn't come, the protagonist will be depressed. If he comes, he thinks he can save him, but it still doesn't happen. Personally, I felt that there was a chapter of memories at the end that appeared very abruptly, which made me confused as to what I was doing.
Damn, please come back and fill in the holes. I feel so bad if you don't understand later.