You Lianqing was all looks and no brains.
The prettier his face, the more unbearable he was as a person.
But thanks to his family background and good looks, people around him were still willing to indulge him and keep him company.
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Xia Qinghe's arrival changed everything.
He was the sole heir to the Xia family, as well as an internationally renowned genius painter: clear-eyed, graceful, and dazzlingly talented, the complete opposite of spoiled, willful, and useless You Lianqing.
Xia Qinghe easily won everyone's affection, becoming the cherished white moonlight in everyone's heart.
Naturally, You Lianqing, who was always ordering Xia Qinghe around, became someone everyone despised, loathed, and wanted to avoid.
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The white moonlight You Lianqing yearned for, Yu Ji, was haughty and noble. He never mentioned Xia Qinghe in front of him, yet would affectionately murmur “Qingqing” when half-asleep.
But when You Lianqing was eagerly preparing a surprise for Yu Ji, he heard the man's utterly cold words from outside the door: “How could I possibly like someone with such poor character, who sleeps around?”
“Qinghe asked me to look after him.”
You Lianqing's childhood friend would crouch down, gently take hold of his ankle, and coax him softly as he applied medicine.
But when Xia Qinghe was gravely injured in a car crash and lay unconscious, that same friend had charged forward without hesitation and punched You Lianqing. His eyes bloodshot, he hurled the cruelest words imaginable at him: “The thing I regret most in my life is that when I found out you were jealous of Qinghe... I didn't just strangle you then and there.”
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Only You Lianqing knew that beneath Xia Qinghe's exquisite exterior lay a venomous, cruel interior, rotten to the core.
Everyone was toyed with by Xia Qinghe, who held them all in the palm of his hand with a faint smile.
But when everyone else despised him, only Xia Qinghe would smile as he gathered the trembling, pitiful You Lianqing into his arms, calling his name again and again, never tiring of it.
“Look, now you have only me.”
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*Dark and twisted, with plenty of melodrama, but 1v1 + HE
*Everyone-hates-him-but-he's-actually-everyone's-beloved fiction. The bottom really is everyone's beloved, the bottom really is everyone's beloved, the bottom really is everyone's beloved!!
*Villainous, universally adored top x pretty, clueless, universally disliked bottom
*An indulgent old kink project from four years ago. I'm working hard to finish it. Expect plenty of melodrama, brain-melting angst, and frustrating moments!
*The free chapters are a stockpile written intermittently while I was getting back into writing, so the quality may be uneven (?)
*Paid readers are God. I welcome criticism and won't delete comments.
Coming soon: The Wooden Beauty Gets Tricked into a Dating Show by Someone Who Transmigrated into a Book
A story about a saintly, wooden-hearted beauty bottom pursued by the whole internet. Delicious 😋, love it 🥵, come enjoy 🥺
[Blurb]
Other people transmigrate into a book. Yu Qizhi had someone transmigrate into his body.
The lucky part was that the transmigrator was highly dedicated, finished the mission at lightning speed, and returned his body to him.
The unlucky part was that this was a melodramatic substitute-love novel, and Yu Qizhi was the villainous white moonlight who was supposed to bring the male lead and love interest together.
When he opened his eyes, Yu Qizhi was faced with a torrent of abuse from across the internet.
A chaotic gay dating show had spotted his viral notoriety and signed him to a binding contract. They had prepared an utterly outrageous, brain-melting script for him:
Yu Qizhi had to play the show's mole, hit on every contestant indiscriminately, interfere in their relationships, and stir up trouble, like a catfish keeping the whole show lively.
But he was just a block of wood.
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The script required Yu Qizhi to deliberately initiate physical contact.
So when Contestant Number One cut their hand, a moment that should have been spent having a sweet interaction with their chosen match, Yu Qizhi went over, took their hand, and licked the wound, then held it in his mouth.
Viewers: WTF?? What is he doing? (*screaming)
But damn... so beautiful, so hot... my yang is rising 👅
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While they were playing in the water, the script required Yu Qizhi to take off his shirt and show off his muscles, displaying his greasy, narcissistic side. Yu Qizhi obediently did as he was told.
In an instant, viewers let out piercing shrieks. Countless people rushed into the livestream like mad, and the comments became so explicit that the production team had to cut the broadcast in an emergency.
Viewers: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Zhi'er is so thirsty. Let me come satisfy this little thing.
Zhizhi, you bad boy 🤬, keep going. It won't be bitter or tiring for me at all.
Oh, so that's what it is... I thought it was...!
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Yu Qizhi created one outrageous scene after another with an utterly expressionless face.
The chaotic gay dating show became a runaway hit, far beyond anyone's expectations, though its tone gradually went off the rails...
Faced with all those strange comments, Yu Qizhi, who understood absolutely nothing, replied, “Thank you all for your love and support.”
Viewers: Mommy... little mommy... I want to crawl back inside... 😭
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By the halfway point of the dating show, everyone was completely at ease, convinced that nobody could get through to a block of wood like Yu Qizhi.
But during the secrets-revealed segment, when Yu Qizhi came up, one contestant who had always kept a low profile suddenly blurted out, “Zhizhi has a mole on his butt!”
Yu Qizhi: ...?
Viewers: “???”
“Bro, how do you know that? Did I miss something??”
Facing their skepticism, the contestant protested indignantly, “It's true! I twisted my head around so much, I nearly broke my neck, just to see it!”
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*The bottom is the center of everyone's attention: perfect, wonderful, impossible not to love ❤️
*1v1 + HE
*Obsessive childhood-friend top with a screw loose, who transmigrated into a book x saintly, wooden-hearted beauty bottom pursued by the whole internet
*The bottom has a very unusual mind and is a total block of wood. He does things normal people can't understand.
*Contains vulgar situations such as being pursued for sex and breast fixation
Thesis: Trust your own judgment
After reading the main text, I finally reconciled with Zuohua. This book is completely magical and ghostly. At least Qiu Shuo beating Lian Qing is as if his brain is controlled by protein powder. The ending, where Xia Qinghe becomes a retard, is particularly crazy. The ending is a bit forced in my opinion, but at least the intensity of the abuse is okay. I feel like I really wrote Xia as a zombie evil god... As expected of a tough brother, Yu Bao and Xia Ai Ling are treated like little wives and crazy girls. I'm very happy, maybe because Xiaotou
Teacher, is this really he? Why does something look wrong to me? [Afraid] [Question mark]
Apart from the fact that the early stage looks a bit like a schizophrenic Fa Xiao who hits people everywhere, the rest of it makes sense. I haven't seen such pure and bloody writing in a long time. I almost thought I was back more than ten years ago.
It's a tragic and weird happy ending, but it seems to be their best outcome. Two people who are incompetent in love have learned a little bit of "love" like flesh and blood. How can they not be each other's most perfect lovers?
It's so miserable,,, (ΩДΩ) I wish the author's next book will be better
I also don't think this is a human being, and I don't think a ghost can hold up to this. He is even weirder than a ghost.
Author: Do you watch horror movies? It starts from about chapter 68 and becomes a horror movie. . . Moreover, his behavior in the later stage really looked like the protagonist in the horror movie "Obsession". He was so crazy that it was scary.
I downloaded Jinjiang just to finish this novel. This issue is amazing. Goddess.
The legendary Wang Xia, who is resistant to hacking, has been acting as a ghost in the middle period to see the results, but later found out that he was actually a living person [Loading]
Oh yo, what's going on? [Loading]