A deranged, obsessive childhood friend who has transmigrated into a book as the top × a saintly, wooden, gorgeous bottom whom the entire internet thirsts after
[Blurb]
Others transmigrate into books. Yu Qizhi was transmigrated into by someone from a book.
Thanks to the transmigrator's diligent efforts, Yu Qizhi opened his eyes one day to find that he had gone from being someone's moonlight to a ruined version of it, and was faced with a torrent of abuse from the entire internet.
A chaotic gay dating show noticed the buzz surrounding his infamy and had already signed him to a binding contract, setting him up with an outrageously ridiculous, brain-melting script:
Yu Qizhi had to play the show's undercover contestant, flirt indiscriminately with every guest, interfere in their relationships, stir up trouble, and revive the whole show like a catfish.
But he was just a block of wood.
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The script called for Yu Qizhi to deliberately initiate physical contact.
So, when Guest Number One cut their hand, at the very moment when they were supposed to have a sweet interaction with their chosen match, Yu Qizhi leaned over, took their hand, and licked it, taking it into his mouth.
Viewers: WTF?? What is he doing? (*screaming)
But, like... he's so beautiful, so hot... It feels like he's all pent-up and ready to go 👅
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While playing in the water, the script called for Yu Qizhi to take off his clothes and show off his muscles, displaying his oily, self-obsessed side. Yu Qizhi obediently did as he was told.
In an instant, the viewers let out piercing shrieks. Countless people flooded into the livestream like mad, and the comments became so indecent that the production team had to cut the broadcast in a hurry.
Viewers: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Zhi'er is so hungry. Let me satisfy that little thing.
Zhi Zhi, you naughty boy 🤬, keep going. I won't make you suffer or wear you out at all.
Oh, so that's what it is... I thought it was...!
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With a blank expression, Yu Qizhi created one outrageous scene after another.
The chaotic gay dating show got the explosive hit it had wished for, becoming an enormous sensation. The only problem was that the whole thing gradually went off the rails...
Faced with all those strange comments, Yu Qizhi, who understood nothing and thought he just had to keep smiling, said, “Thank you all for your love and support.”
Viewers: Mom... little Mom... I want to crawl back inside... 😭
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When the dating show was halfway through, everyone felt completely at ease, convinced that nobody could get anywhere with a block of wood like Yu Qizhi.
But during the secrets-revealed segment, as they were talking about Yu Qizhi, one guest who had kept a low profile suddenly blurted out, “Zhi Zhi has a mole on his butt!”
Yu Qizhi: ...?
Viewers: “???”
“Dude, how do you know that? Did I miss something??”
Faced with their doubts, the guest declared indignantly, “It's true! I twisted my head around so much I nearly broke my neck just to see it!”
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* The bottom is the center of everyone's attention, perfect and magnificent. Nobody could fail to love him ❤️
* One-on-one romance + happy ending
* A deranged, obsessive childhood friend who has transmigrated into a book as the top × a saintly, wooden, gorgeous bottom whom the entire internet thirsts after
* The bottom has an unusual way of thinking and is a complete block of wood. He does things that ordinary people can't understand
* Contains vulgar tropes such as being pursued for his body and breast-focused attention
Theme: Always believe in yourself
