[Western Crossover] Has Bill's Bone Been Taken Today?

On a dark and windy night, it's time to kill and set fires.

Bill, a career mob underling, loses every last cent after an accident.

Bill decides to go back to his old line of work.

With his only remaining possession, a gun, he walks into an alley.

"This is a robbery! Hand over every last penny!"

The victim, obviously a stranger to these parts, shakily sets his wallet on the ground.

Tonight is going well. He hasn't run into Batman. Bill excitedly picks up the wallet.

But just as he bends down, he hears a cape swish behind him.

No way. In the glass across from him, he sees the famous black bat symbol on the figure behind him. He immediately drops the wallet and decides to play dead on the spot, silently praying he won't lose a single bone today...

Batman looks at the thug who has politely lain flat without even being hit: ...

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Bill has no idea what happened. A few months ago, the entire world changed in the blink of an eye.

And the most absurd part is that now he's sitting in front of the Batmobile, eating a burger and chatting with Red Hood!

"Oh! You asked if I'm cold?" he says. "Ever since you set me on fire, literally, I haven't been able to feel cold!"

The Bat Family: ...?

1. This blurb is just something I threw together. If there were a story about Bill, I'd run off to read it immediately, so I can't guarantee I'll actually write this.

2. Bill is based on the professional henchman Bill from the Panda universe. I'm not sure if fanfiction is allowed, so please let me know if it isn't, and I'll stop writing at once.

Theme: Those who do evil will inevitably pay for it.