[Western Crossover] Making My Dads Famous

P.S. The protagonist is Homelander's son. He barely appears in the original show, so his personality may be a little off. If that bothers you, please click away.

Ryan had never seen the outside world. After sneaking out of the base where he'd been confined for eight years, he accidentally bonded with a strange System.

The System told him he was actually the most powerful superhuman, and that he had a superpowered dad.

After spending eight years as an ordinary person with no contact with the outside world, Ryan was freaking out.

The System said he could gain superpowers and go home to find his mom only by increasing his public exposure.

So, without meaning to, he sent a bunch of his mentor-fathers to make their debuts in another world.

Meanwhile, in that other world, arguments among superhero fans grew into towering forum threads.

Sitting beside Homelander, Ryan looked at the phone Batman had put under parental controls. The fans of the Seven and the Justice League were tearing into each other in the comments. He could already picture the lecture his Batman dad would give him if he saw this.

Ryan: Cat looking worried.jpg

But just when he thought he had said goodbye to his friends and made it home, the System assigned him one final mission: defeat his dear old dad.

Looking at Homelander, the kindly smiling man he'd just come to accept as his father, Ryan fell silent...

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[Forum]

[Copycat trash, get out of the superhero scene]: The Justice League should change its name to the Justice League of Copycats. Superman copied Homelander, the Flash copied A-Train, and now there's a Green Lantern too. Lamplighter may have retired, but his fans aren't dead. Stop chasing clout so shamelessly. Can Vought do something and sue the lot of them? These days, any loser can call themselves a superhero.

[One arm around the League, the other around the Seven]: Can the extremists think about those of us who like both teams? Superpowers are gifts from God, and they come in all sorts. There's no need to say Superman copied Homelander...

[When will Batman reply to me?]: This is hilarious. That sanctimonious piece of trash Homelander doesn't belong in the same sentence as our Superman. Just seeing him smile makes me sick. He couldn't even catch a plane. In a real fight, Superman would pin him down and take him out in seconds.

[Starlight is my wife]: Uh-oh, power-scaling fans will be here in ten seconds.

[SuperSuperSuperSuperman]: Hehe, instant win.

[oi]: Are any of these superhumans actually decent? Bunch of idiots.

[Baseball Boy]: Didn't they already debunk the plane story? Homelander and Queen Maeve were just a little too late. @Vought Legal Department, where's the supposedly best legal team on Earth?! Are you just going to let your superheroes be slandered? Besides, how many rescue missions has Homelander taken part in since his debut? He's undoubtedly the strongest superhuman in history. Some unknown new group dares to pick a fight with the Seven? Ha.

[I'm Queen Maeve's dog]: Leave my queen out of this. Queen Maeve can't even fly. If you're arguing about power levels, don't drag Maeve into it. The celebrities keep forcing her into a ship with Homelander, and his fans are just as disgusting.

[That's how Homelander and Maeve are]: The more real the pairing, the crazier the fans. (grinning smugly.jpg)

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Ryan: ...I hate Batman! Waaaah!

Theme: Standing up for justice is nothing to laugh at.