Adorable Little Ones Take the Parenting Variety Show by Storm

[Please add my next books, The Unloved One Stops Trying to Please Everyone and Can't a Straight Guy Cross-Dress?, to your collections! Their blurbs are at the very end.]

Three-and-a-half-year-old Chu Tiantian has a secret: he has transmigrated into a book as a beloved child.

But Tiantian keeps dreaming that his family is invited to a reality show about kids, only to become the foil for another child and get mocked by the entire internet.

Thinking of the Chu family's eventual fate, Chu Tiantian clenches his little fists. His big, beautiful eyes are full of determination. Tiantian will be a good kid, not anyone's foil!

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The second season of the hit variety show Kids, Charge Ahead! has just launched, and Chu Tiantian's adorable, doll-like little figure immediately catches everyone's eye.

But before long, viewers realize there's something off about this little one!

Early in the morning, while the other kids are still crying and refusing to get out of bed, Chu Tiantian has already dressed himself with his little arms and woken his mother in his sweet little voice.

Chu Tiantian's mother is a well-known artist, with a naturally melancholic, artistic air.

But when Chu Tiantian gets out onto the lawn, turns on a speaker, and waves his little arms, he calls to her in his baby voice, "Mom, dance with me! I'm really, really good!"

Viewers: "Ha ha ha! I don't know if this song can cure depression, but Tiantian just made me laugh like a pig!"

When Chu Tiantian falls, the viewers expect him to cry and are just about to feel sorry for him. But when he sees his father hurrying over, he remembers how his dad will fall into despair after going bankrupt in the future. Tears in his eyes, he bravely gets back up and says between sobs, "Waaah, Tiantian hurts a lot, but I'm okay now that I'm standing up!"

Viewers: "I just got lectured by a five-year-old!"

The production team gives the kids a task: do something for an older member of their family.

Other kids: "Mom, time to wash your face!" "Grandma, let me rub your shoulders!"

Little Tiantian clutches his kindergarten homework in his little fists. "Grandpa, let's do some problems together!"

Viewers: "Ha ha ha! Just say you don't want to do homework, sweetie. Auntie will do it for you!"

Chu Tiantian puffs out his cheeks. "That's not it! I want to help Grandpa prevent dementia!"

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Once the show airs, Chu Tiantian's doll-like face, good behavior, and thoughtfulness win over the internet. Though still so young, he can take care of himself and even goes out of his way to help the adults. A huge crowd of netizens instantly melts over him.

Netizens: What color sack does the little darling like?

Qin Shi, the young CEO with a fierce scowl on the show: Tiantian is mine!

Netizens laugh: We can't get Tiantian, and Qin Shi can't get him either. I feel so much better now.

But years later, they see a news item: #Qin Shi, head of the Qin Group, and Chu Tiantian, only son of the Chu family, hold the wedding of the century#

At the wedding, Qin Shi looks as steady and dependable as ever, but his words nearly make the netizens faint with anger.

Qin Shi: Who said I couldn't get Tiantian? I have him now, and you'll never get him.

Netizens: Aaaah!

*: This story is entirely fictional and not based on real people. Please don't draw parallels with reality.

[The Unloved One Stops Trying to Please Everyone]

Ever since Ji Lin's long-lost younger brother was found when Ji Lin was fifteen, his life changed.

The gift he had worked hard to buy for his mother with his own savings was tossed aside, while a pair of gloves bought with the allowance his brother got from their family was treasured like a priceless gift.

He studied day and night, hoping his family would notice him, only for his father to accuse him of being jealous.

His older brother told the newly returned younger brother, "If only Ji Lin were half as well-behaved as you."

Even Mu Yingbing, the person Ji Lin liked, treated him as nothing more than a pretty, obedient plaything, summoning him whenever he wanted and dismissing him just as easily.

The night Ji Lin came down with a high fever, everyone in the family was celebrating his younger brother's birthday. Feeling awful, he dragged himself to call Mu Yingbing, only to get a cold reply: "Stop making a fuss."

Through his fading consciousness, Ji Lin looked at the matching phone he'd once begged Mu Yingbing to get with him. He smashed it to pieces and gave a mocking smile. "I don't want to play with you people anymore."

At first, Mu Yingbing couldn't understand Ji Lin's sudden change in personality. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Ji Lin was sipping red wine when his expression changed. With a bang, he threw his glass at Mu Yingbing's feet. Shards flew up and cut Ji Lin's face, and bright red blood ran down his cheek, like a beautiful rose with thorns. "Don't mess with me."

Mu Yingbing stared at him for a long moment, then silently fetched the first-aid kit.

Later, when Mu Yingbing's friends and family complained about Ji Lin, all they got in reply was, "Ji Lin is a good person. You must have provoked him first."

Mu Yingbing found himself falling more and more in love with Ji Lin. No matter how much of a brat Ji Lin was, Mu Yingbing thought he was adorable.

One day, he took Ji Lin's hand and said with reverence, "Ji Lin, let's get married."

He thought Ji Lin loved him just as much and would say yes without hesitation.

But to his utter surprise, Ji Lin pulled his hand away and smiled casually. "I've had my fun. Let's break up."

Later, Ji Lin heard that the once-spoiled darling of the heavens was desperately searching everywhere for him. On a rainy night, Mu Yingbing stood there drenched, his body trembling and his expression humble. "Ji Lin, come home with me..."

Later, the parents and older brother who had once despised Ji Lin so much also earnestly begged him to come home

Ji Lin slammed the door in their faces. "Tch, what a pain."

[Can't a Straight Guy Cross-Dress?]

Wen Yan is a small-time creator on a video platform. One day, he boasts on livestream, "If I gain 500,000 followers in a month, I'll dress as a girl and film a vlog outside."

After saying it, he promptly forgets about the impossible challenge.

Then he watches helplessly as his follower count rises by 500,000 in less than a month.

Every livestream, his fans flood the comments: "Cross-dress! Cross-dress! Cross-dress!"

Wen Yan has no choice but to grit his teeth and go out in a little dress. And then... by sheer coincidence, he runs into his college crush!

Back home, Wen Yan carefully edits his crush out of the video. But his sharp-eyed fans spot the handsome guy in a single frame.

His fans scream: "Is this the creator's boyfriend? Switch to romance content! I swear I'll stop watching without paying!"

That comment gets hundreds of thousands of likes.

Wen Yan types furiously: "I'm straight!"

He just admires his crush because he's good at studying! That's all!

Besides, his crush has turned into a stuffy old professor in his twenties. Oh no, oh no, he absolutely cannot let him discover his secret identity!

One day, while Wen Yan is livestreaming, the comments start up again: "Creator, get your boyfriend on camera!" Wen Yan expertly pretends not to see them.

Then a large, elegant hand enters the frame, and a magnetic voice asks, "Why are you still awake so late?"

Wen Yan, who has repeatedly told him to stay off camera, explodes. "Mind your own business!"

His fans explode too: "Holy crap! Creator, don't even try to say that's not your boyfriend!"

Theme: Once you've settled on a goal, work hard to achieve it!