Weren't We Supposed to Get Divorced?

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1. Song Yao is a moderately well-known gaming streamer. He has a boyish voice, plays games in a rough and ruthless style, and loves clacking away at his keyboard while taunting his opponents. The only problem is that his living standards aren't great. He eats instant noodles all the time, which breaks his fans' hearts.

One day, the words "Married. Do not disturb" appeared on his livestream page.

His fans all started guessing who he had married.

Song Yao described them as "a big shot who makes a fortune every day."

His fans said, "Stop bragging."

2. The Song and Jiang families had arranged a childhood engagement for their younger generation. For business reasons, Song Yao registered his marriage to Jiang Xingzhi as soon as he came of age. They only saw each other a few times a year.

Song Yao couldn't stand Jiang Xingzhi's detached, desireless air, as if he were always ready to become a monk. Whenever they met, Song Yao acted sweet and attentive, trying to make Jiang Xingzhi fed up enough to ask for a divorce.

When Jiang Xingzhi went away to film, Song Yao prayed for his safety.

When Jiang Xingzhi said he was coming home, Song Yao pretended to fall asleep on the sofa and waited for him.

When Jiang Xingzhi said he was leaving, Song Yao clung to him and refused to let go.

Jiang Xingzhi...

Jiang Xingzhi: "When should we hold a proper wedding? What kind would you like?"

Song Yao: "???"

3. Jiang Xingzhi had no particular feelings about the marriage partner his family had chosen for him, and planned to discuss getting a divorce.

One day, while handling work matters, he accidentally clicked into Song Yao's livestream. He heard Song Yao cursing as he played, frowned and considered telling him to tone it down, then let it go.

The next day, Jiang Xingzhi received a safety charm from Song Yao. The fierce young man had written the softest words, hoping he would come home.

Jiang Xingzhi narrowed his eyes and gradually started coming home more often.

4. One day, Song Yao promised his fans he would turn on his camera during a stream. He had just adjusted the camera when a familiar voice came through.

"Didn't I ask Auntie to make you dinner? Why are you sneaking instant noodles again?"

Right afterward, the aloof, abstinent celebrity Jiang Xingzhi appeared on camera. He had claimed to be married to avoid gossip, and now Song Yao looked panicked at being caught as Jiang Xingzhi scooped him up in his arms.

Then the stream ended.

Fans: "So Jiang Xingzhi really is married?"

"So Song Yao really did marry someone who makes a fortune every day?"

Coming soon: How Could We Be Dating?

Xu Mian transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder character in the villain's story.

The original Xu Mian was a playboy. He fell for the villain when he was young and poor, so he paid to buy the villain and keep him around for sex.

Later, the villain broke free of him, rose to power, and made it his first order of business to destroy Xu Mian's family and make his life a living hell.

The newly transmigrated Xu Mian looks at Zhou Jin, the future villain, kneeling before him and taking off his clothes piece by piece, revealing his broad chest... Xu Mian: ...

Xu Mian: Those pecs are gorgeous. Drooling.jpg Terrified.jpg

Zhou Jin had humbled himself for money, becoming the plaything of the Xu family's pampered young master, Xu Mian. Hiding his humiliation, he looked up at the spoiled young master who treated people like objects. Just as he was about to remove his last piece of clothing, the young master flushed red and grabbed his wrist. With darting eyes and a stammer, he stopped him. "E-enough... Just, just looking at your pecs is enough for today."

To keep up his original persona, Xu Mian has no choice but to keep paying for Zhou Jin.

He makes Zhou Jin stay by his side at all times, and won't let anyone else bully him. Only Xu Mian is allowed to do that.

After bullying Zhou Jin in front of other people, he goes home and anxiously checks that Zhou Jin is all right... though his idea of bullying him is just making Zhou Jin take the blame for his drinking in front of others.

Once the time is right, Xu Mian will give Zhou Jin a sum of money and set him free.

Then Zhou Jin won't make the Xu family go bankrupt, right?

But gradually, Xu Mian realizes that Zhou Jin seems to be taking his role a little too seriously.

He keeps showing Xu Mian his pecs and letting him touch them.

He even takes the initiative to hug and kiss him.

And... he even takes the initiative to help with Xu Mian's physical needs...

Xu Mian also notices some strange things.

People who hit on him mysteriously disappear. Those who slander him suddenly get their comeuppance. Even the protagonist's life stops going smoothly...

This is kind of scary!

Xu Mian hurriedly gets ready to set Zhou Jin free.

But on the day he brings up ending their relationship, Xu Mian cries so hard in bed that he can barely catch his breath.

Zhou Jin, who should hate him more than anyone, keeps asking him over and over: "What do you mean, end our relationship? Aren't we dating? Are you breaking up with me?"

Xu Mian: "QAQ Explain who said we're dating! Weren't you supposed to hate me and destroy my family? How did it turn into you destroying me instead?"

Theme: Be kind to others, and to yourself.