I'm Not Telling Your Brother

You Shan grew up with his older brother. They were so close they were practically joined at the hip. His brother had a sworn enemy: someone with better grades and just a little more good looks, and who was absolutely insufferable. By association, You Shan considered him an enemy too.

One day, You Shan's brother came home to complain that the person he liked had been stolen by his nemesis. Furious, You Shan went around asking people about his nemesis's weaknesses.

At last, he learned that his nemesis was homophobic.

The next day, Zhou Zishu received a love letter confessing someone's feelings for him. It was delivered in person by his nemesis's younger brother, who said he was passing it along for someone else and urged him to read it carefully.

Zhou Zishu recognized You Shan's handwriting at a glance. Smiling, he cornered him against the wall. "You Shan, you pass along the letter for someone else, and you write it for them too?"

With his ruse exposed, You Shan was so flustered that he couldn't come up with an excuse. He tried to run.

Zhou Zishu wasn't about to let him get away. He read the letter aloud, bit by bit, then asked, "You like me so much. Are you asking me out?"

"Then I accept."

"I won't tell your brother."

You Shan's mouth formed a perfect O. After a long pause, he blurted, "Are you trying to have two girlfriends at once?"

A clueless bottom x a mischievous top

Intention: If you like someone, you should fight for them.