After Li Xingyue became a civil servant in the underworld, he was sent on a business trip to the New World before he could express his gratitude to his ancestor for his blessing. Fortunately, the King of Hell promised to send two capable immortals to assist her.
Open your eyes and come to a new world, with high-rise buildings, floating cars, and people kicking you next to garbage dumps.
Li Xingyue looked at the seven-year-old child next to her with mechanical arms and legs, a face like a powder, a majestic frown, and a stern face that seemed to be unkind. Her heart skipped a beat and she asked softly: "Dare you ask me your friend's name?"
The child glanced at her with slight disgust: "Marshal Zhongtan, Third Prince Nezha."
Li Xingyue took a breath and accidentally touched the mechanical dog next to the garbage pile.
Looking at the piercing eyes of the mechanical dog, Li Xingyue asked hesitantly: "Could this be..."
"Guankou is the roaring dog under the throne of God."
Li Xingyue looked at the child and then at the dog: ... Erlang Shen is actually me?
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Recently, the operations of the Church of the God of Machinery have been repeatedly disrupted, so the strongest reformers were sent to hunt down the perpetrators.
The victim's angry description: "A poor and slovenly woman with fried hair and a short man without arms, plus a tattered mad dog with disordered programming!"
Li Xingyue, who was setting up a stall on the street, sneezed. She rubbed her nose and earnestly advised the little ancestor beside her: "Look, if you lose, you will only lose one arm. If you win, you will lose two. It seems that if we win, we lose, and if we lose, we win..."
A passer-by threw an ice cream stick at the lying tattered dog.
The sound of jingling sounded, and the dog jumped into the air.
Li Xingyue hugged the dog's leg and pulled it down: "Brother Dog! Calm down! We won't argue with him, he will lose our face..."
People passing by glanced at this place and sneered: "There are also piles of non-recyclable waste."
Li Xingyue:…………
Daily report: A vicious explosion occurred in the central underground street at 3:11 this afternoon. The police are currently following up and investigating.
Required reading:
1. Welcome little angel! Come and post! Love you~
2. A cool article without logic, you say you are right.
3. There are many private settings, which may lead to occ. (After all, there are one hundred you and me, one hundred them.)
Intention: Never abandon, never give up