Thanks for Asking, We’re Already Married.

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Original poster: There's something I need help with, everyone. Here's the situation: my boyfriend and I got together for various reasons, supposedly to keep each other warm, but now I think I've fallen for him, while he's getting colder and colder toward me. I feel like we're going to break up. What should I do?

Helpful commenter 1: A woman who knows how to act cute can make a man's soul drift away~

Original poster: I'm a man.

Helpful commenter 2: Men can act cute too.

Original poster: I can't.

Helpful commenter 3: Then put him in a maid outfit, a sailor suit, and sheer black stockings.

Original poster: Umm... Maybe I should just break up with him after all.

Helpful commenter 3: Actually, you could try seducing him with a uniform too.

Helpful commenter 4: Wearing your boyfriend's shirt with your thighs showing is pretty sexy too~

Helpful commenter 134: Huh, where did the original poster go?

Six months later

Original poster: I'm the original poster's boyfriend. I'm posting on his behalf to say thanks for all your concern. We're married now.

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