A Fake Eunuch's Guide to Surviving the Harem

Lin Qing transmigrated, and every day afterward he wondered how a fake eunuch could survive the cannibalistic imperial harem, where people showed no mercy.

Should he win over the concubines and empress dowager with delicious food? No, no. Seducing the emperor is the right way!

But now I regret it.

★ Completed: The Sickly Beauty and His Rival Join a Parenting Variety Show and Fall in Love

Shen Zhuxi transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel as a sickly beauty who panted after every few steps. In the book, he went to great lengths to seduce the male lead, but accidentally ended up in his rival's bed. As luck would have it, he transmigrated on that very day.

The next morning, Shen Zhuxi fled, clutching his aching waist. A month later, he discovered he was pregnant, so he had to run away with the baby.

Three years later, Shen Zhuxi joined a parenting variety show. After the program was announced, netizens dug up his past: a minor celebrity who liked to pick fights for attention. They mocked him mercilessly:

"Why is trash like Shen Zhuxi even on a parenting show? Is he going to pick a fight with the kids, too, and scare them into crying?"

"I'm not watching this show if he's on it. Disgusting."

When the show aired, Shen Zhuxi and his son, Xiaowanzi, appeared before the audience. The beautiful father and son made viewers think much better of Shen Zhuxi.

Then they noticed that whenever a child on the show cried, Shen Zhuxi could calm them down in no time.

On top of that, the little cookies and dolls Shen Zhuxi made were a huge hit with the children. Netizens couldn't help feeling jealous. They wanted some, too!

The netizens who had once hated him became fans, and Shen Zhuxi shot to fame!

Unfortunately, Shen Zhuxi felt no joy at his sudden fame, because he had a problem: Ye Jingxuan, the child's other father, had joined the same parenting show. By sheer coincidence, he was paired with Shen Zhuxi, and kept his eyes on Xiaowanzi every day!

Shen Zhuxi was afraid that one day his rival would find out Xiaowanzi was his son and take custody away from him!

After the show ended, Shen Zhuxi grabbed his son and ran off, but someone caught them and dragged them back.

His rival: "Why are you running? Run again and I'll eat you."

☆☆ Completed: After the Flirt's Plan Backfired, I Ran Away with the Baby [Book Transmigration]

Tang Xirui transmigrated into a cross-dressing beauty, the original story's protagonist's online catfishing target and roommate. Thinking about the gruesome fate that awaited the original character after he was exposed, he trembled all over. No, I have to run.

But...

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Tang Xirui: Livestreaming is great. Full attendance bonuses are the best.

Fine, the money problem was solved, but his relationship with the protagonist wasn't.

Tang Xirui was a coward and didn't dare break up with the protagonist, so he went online to ask for advice:

"Everyone, how do I get my partner to break up with me first?"

First reply: Be difficult, talk in a cutesy voice, and act more materialistic.

In the end, Tang Xirui only managed the cutesy voice part.

Then one day, while the dorm was empty, he took out his phone and recorded in a sweet voice: "Honey, honey, I love you so much~"

The protagonist, Fang Yuncheng, happened to walk in and demanded, "Explain why your voice sounds just like my girlfriend's."

Tang Xirui, making a last-ditch attempt: "You heard wrong."

Fang Yuncheng opened the voice message he'd just received. Tang Xirui looked at him with an expression of grim resolve and said, "I'm sorry. I deceived you. You can get back at me however you want, just please don't tell the teacher."

Fang Yuncheng: "You said I can get back at you however I want."

Tang Xirui thought he wouldn't see the sun rise the next day.

In fact, he didn't see the sun rise the next day, because he was knocked unconscious.

P.S. Hope you all enjoy the Fangtang pairing.

Theme: Be honest and keep your feet on the ground.