I Never Meant to Become the Rabbit Overlord

Tu Mian transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder rabbit in Super God Battle Pets who drives the male lead to darkness.

He was the first battle pet the male lead ever contracted, and was regarded as his closest companion. But then he betrayed his master for personal gain and defected to the enemy. In the end, when the male lead returned after making a comeback, he cut through the rabbit’s arteries and veins, leaving him dead and still.

By the time Tu Mian arrived, the little rabbit had already packed his bags and was ready to flee.

Having read the book, Tu Mian knew that from this point on, the male lead would contract a Super God Battle Pet Cultivation System, defy fate, and coast through life with one cheat after another, face-slapping everyone around him.

Tu “Haven’t Lived Long Enough” “Afraid of Dying” Mian’s ears sprang upright in terror. He raced back in a streak of sparks, burrowed into the male lead’s bed, lay down peacefully, and tucked himself in.

The next day, Tu Mian was all set to cling to the male lead’s coattails and become his loyal bootlicker when a cold, mechanical voice suddenly rang in his ears:

“Suitable soul detected within target range. Binding Super God Battle Pet Cultivation System...”

“Binding successful. Preparing to activate...”

Tu Mian was dumbfounded. The carrot he’d been hugging fell to the floor with a plop.

The foolish rabbit, who didn’t want to work hard and only wanted to coast to victory, wasn’t too bright, and was lazy and greedy, got so mad his fur stood on end:

(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻ You blind, heartless System, you’ve bound the wrong person... Hey!

Once bound, the System couldn’t be detached. Tu Mian had been forced into becoming the Rabbit Overlord, and trudged dejectedly over to the male lead. He raised a paw and patted the man on the shoulder, saying listlessly, “Don’t be scared. Daddy’s got you from now on.”

Gong Yi: “...??”

Gong Yi’s point of view: In his previous life, Gong Yi was framed, his family fell into ruin, and his loved ones died horribly. All his high-tier battle pets, which should have been his, were stolen from him, leaving him with only a rabbit with little fighting power for company. But that very rabbit taught him the most heartbreaking lesson of his life and pushed him, already trapped in a desperate situation, into an abyss of despair.

He escaped death, contracted the Super God Battle Pet Cultivation System, fought back from the brink, and ultimately became a Saint and a God. Everyone who had once bullied him knelt at his feet, while the pets he had cultivated tore his former tormentors to pieces.

Reborn, he knew his family’s downfall was fake, his loved ones’ deaths were staged, and it didn’t matter if his high-tier battle pets were taken away. The pets sleeping in his System space had all reached godhood. Gong Yi watched everyone’s performance with cold eyes, and wasn’t the least bit surprised when that rabbit packed his bags and prepared to run.

How should he torture the rabbit to death this time? Steamed, braised, or spicy rabbit head...?

As Gong Yi debated which death to arrange for Tu Mian, the rabbit came rushing back as if his tail were on fire, flinging himself into Gong Yi’s arms. He cupped Gong Yi’s chin in both paws and smothered him with kisses. “My darling, I love you to death! Whether Daddy gets to eat well and enjoy spicy food from now on all depends on you, my good boy!”

Gong Yi: “...??”

1. A possessive, secretly scheming gong who acts like a good-for-nothing every day x a silly, adorable shou forced to show off

2. The shou’s System is a subsystem split off from the gong’s, and the gong holds ultimate control. (Whispering) But the shou doesn’t know that. He really thinks he’s amazing.

Coming soon: Do You Country Folk Always Keep Such a Low Profile?

Spiritual qi revival has begun across the Divine Land, and many beings once known only from myths are starting to reappear before the world.

Li Qing is a prodigy of the mystic sects and the leader of the Chinese Dragon Group. His day-to-day job is to lead Dragon Group members in negotiations whenever these beings appear, preventing them from wreaking havoc across the Divine Land and disrupting ordinary people’s lives.

Li Qing’s beloved is named Ergou. He’s an ordinary guy from the countryside, with little education.

He currently delivers food, leaving early and returning late, earning 250 yuan a day.

His beloved has no ambitions, either. Every day after work, he follows Li Qing around, serving tea and water, rubbing his shoulders and feet, and calling him “wife” and “baby” every other word. He’s clingy to the extreme.

Nobody approved of their relationship when they first got together. The reason was simple: the difference in their abilities was too great.

It was Li Qing who stood up to everyone’s objections and stubbornly pursued the relationship, finally getting together with Ergou. Now, after years of love, they’re still as sweet as honey.

Even so, people couldn’t help criticizing them, saying a beautiful flower had been stuck in cow dung.

Luckily, Ergou was carefree and didn’t take it to heart.

Just as Li Qing thought their life would go on, peaceful and warm, something happened.

A rampaging Qiongqi ignored all warnings and tried to smash the Three Gorges Dam, sending the Yangtze River flooding backward.

Li Qing and the members of the Chinese Dragon Group fought to the death, but still lost due to their lack of ability.

As the beast was on the verge of succeeding, Li Qing felt a deep helplessness well up inside him. Even as a prodigy of the mystic sects, he was powerless against these legendary beings.

Just then, someone tore a rift in the sky with his bare hands, and a food delivery guy charged through it.

Wearing his delivery uniform and a safety helmet, Ergou was furious. He pulled a slipper off his foot, rushed forward, and beat the Qiongqi until it yelped like a dog.

“Damn you! You dare lay a hand on my wife? I’ll kill you!”

“You’re costing me money! How am I supposed to support my wife? You piece of crap, believe me, I’ll skin you and stew you like dog meat!”

Li Qing: “...”

Only then did Li Qing realize that although his man was called Ergou, his surname was Xuanyuan.

The Xuanyuan Clan were said to be the rulers of the Divine Realm, capable of splitting open the sky and plucking stars from it.

Li Qing: “You’re coming home with me to explain yourself.”

Ergou: “Wife, don’t twist my ear! Everyone’s watching! Let’s go home and talk it out. Do I really have to kneel on a durian?”

An invincible, easygoing gong who fears nothing except his wife and keeps a low profile x a proud, aloof, heaven-blessed shou

Theme: The unfairness of fate and bad luck are objective realities we can’t control. The only thing we can control is ourselves. By changing ourselves and pressing forward, we can break through the fog and reach success.