The Goofy Buddha Lord's Daily Life of Spoiling His Wife and Raising Kids

Three kids right from the start, even though they're already an old married couple~ This is an era where cultivation and technology advance side by side. Some people can withstand artillery fire with their golden bodies, while others chase airplanes on flying swords. A thousand years ago, Shijia forced the King of Birds to bear him two children. Now he has returned to lay life as a monk aside and live in seclusion in the mountains. His wife has become a top CEO, and their little ones have hatched. Wearing a red jacket open at the chest, a thick gold chain around his neck, and Hawaiian-style shorts, Shijia works as a boxing coach by day and sells jianbing at a street stall by night. Every morning, he also rides his electric scooter with two little baldheads in tow, one in front and one behind, to drop them off at a cultivation kindergarten. For a thousand years, the world had long forgotten the Buddha Lord Shijia. Then one day, Ming Huang came to him with red-rimmed eyes and said, "The kids have been kidnapped." Shijia donned his monk's robes again and rallied countless Buddhist disciples to storm the kidnappers' hideout. With nowhere left to run, the villains fell to their knees and cried, "May Buddha have mercy!" "Mercy my ass! You dared hurt my wife and kids, so I'll send you straight to paradise!" That day, the world remembered the fear that had gripped the entire cultivation realm a thousand years ago, when it was ruled by a bunch of bald monks. Family comes first: a goofy, burly Buddha Lord top x a cool, ethereal, peerlessly beautiful bottom Coming Soon 1: "After Rebirth, He's a Wife-Doting Maniac" Emperor Chengqian ascended the throne at eight, with no real power. The Left Chancellor controlled the court, and the puppet emperor was at everyone's mercy. At sixteen, Emperor Chengqian was forced to marry and made Du Ruoqing, the Left Chancellor's illegitimate son, his empress. Du Ruoqing moved into Fengyi Palace, but the emperor stayed there only on the first and fifteenth of each month and generally disliked his empress. Emperor Chengqian lay low for twelve years, finally bringing down the Left Chancellor on the day of his coming-of-age ceremony. The entire Du family was sentenced to execution, and its women were made government slaves. With the Du family fallen from power, the empress was implicated and sent to the Cold Palace. Du Ruoqing thought he would have to spend the rest of his life in plain clothes and simple meals. He never expected that the emperor, who had always been cold and rough with him, would leave the luxurious Qinghe Palace empty and sneak into the Cold Palace every night to share his bed. Emperor Chengqian: Damn it, I finally got rid of that old bastard, the Left Chancellor. No more pretending. I'm coming for my beautiful wife! But the emperor was still young and didn't understand love. As the all-powerful ruler, he bullied the deposed empress until Du Ruoqing's heart turned cold. At midnight, Du Ruoqing evaded the palace staff's watch and, utterly despairing, threw himself into a well. Fortunately, although the well in the Cold Palace was deep, it was dry. Du Ruoqing was rescued alive, though one of his legs was broken. Emperor Chengqian was terrified out of his wits. He had almost lost Ruoqing forever, almost become a lonely man with no wife. That night, after the imperial physician changed the dressing on Du Ruoqing's injured leg, Emperor Chengqian dismissed everyone and knelt beside the bed where his wife lay face down until dawn. After that, he put in endless effort before Ruoqing accepted him again. Du Ruoqing died of old age. Though Emperor Chengqian had years left to live, he no longer had any attachment to the mortal world, and was buried with his empress in the imperial mausoleum. On the day they were laid together in their coffin, Emperor Chengqian held his cold body, his eyes clouded and his voice aged. "Ruoqing, wait for me on the road to the underworld. We were together in life and will share a grave in death. In your next life, you must be my empress again." He closed his eyes, then opened them, and time had gone backwards. He had returned to the past? The first thing Emperor Chengqian did after being reborn: Find out if that old bastard, the Left Chancellor, was dead. The second thing: Run straight to the Cold Palace without caring how he looked. Wife, beautiful wife, your puppy is here. This time, I won't bully you again. Let your puppy give you a proper kiss. He'd made mistakes in his previous life and let years slip by. After being reborn, he would make up for all that lost time. Top: A dog of a man who has made doting on his wife the purpose of his life Bottom: A warm, devoted beauty, tender yet strong Warning: Pregnancy and childbirth!!! A classic rebirth-and-wife-doting story. I just suddenly wanted to cook up a pot of old-fashioned comfort food to indulge my personal tastes: a sweet, beautiful wife~ The Left Chancellor really is the bottom's father, but he betrayed the bottom's mother and abused the bottom, so he deserves to die. The bottom has no affection for him or the Du family. Coming Soon 2: "Are You Country Folk Always This Low-Key?" Spiritual qi revival has begun on the Divine Land, and many beings found only in myths are starting to reappear before the world. As a prodigy of the Mystic Sect and leader of the Huaxia Dragon Group, Li Qing's usual job is to lead his team in negotiations whenever these beings appear, preventing them from wreaking havoc on the Divine Land and disrupting ordinary people's lives. Li Qing's lover is called Ergou. He's just an ordinary guy, born in the countryside and not very well educated. His current job is delivering takeout, leaving early and getting home late, earning 250 a day. His lover has no great ambitions either. After work, he follows Li Qing around, serving tea and water, massaging his shoulders and feet, and calling him "wife" and "baby" every other sentence. He's incredibly clingy. Nobody approved of them when they first started dating. The reason was simple: their power levels were worlds apart. It was Li Qing who ignored everyone's objections and stubbornly pursued the relationship, eventually making things work with Ergou. They had been in love for years and were still as devoted as ever. Even so, people couldn't help criticizing them, saying a beautiful flower had been planted in a pile of cow dung. Fortunately, Ergou was easygoing and didn't take it to heart. Just as Li Qing thought their days would continue in peaceful, cozy contentment, disaster struck. A rampaging Qiongqi refused to heed their warnings and tried to smash through the Three Gorges Dam, sending the Yangtze River surging upstream. Li Qing and the Huaxia Dragon Group fought desperately, but in the end, their abilities weren't enough and they were defeated. As the beast was about to succeed, Li Qing was overwhelmed by helplessness. Even as a Mystic Sect prodigy, he was powerless against these legendary beings. Just then, someone tore a rift in the sky with his bare hands, and a takeout delivery guy burst through. Wearing his delivery uniform and a safety helmet, Ergou was furious. He pulled off the flip-flop from his foot and charged forward, beating Qiongqi until it yelped like a dog. "Screw you! You dared touch my wife? I'll kill you!" "You're making me lose money! How am I supposed to support my wife? You little shit, I'll skin you and make dog stew!" Li Qing: ... Only then did Li Qing learn that although his man was called Ergou, his surname was Xuanyuan. The Xuanyuan clan, legendary rulers of the divine realm, could create heaven and earth and pluck stars from the sky. Li Qing: "You're coming home with me to explain everything." Ergou: "Wife, don't twist my ear! So many people are watching! Let's go home and talk it out, okay? Do I really have to kneel on a durian?" An invincible, easygoing, fearless top who fears only his wife x a proud, aloof beauty, a heaven-blessed prodigy Theme: As long as you hold on to hope, anything is possible.