The Little Carp Spirit Abandoned His Husband and Child

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★ After failing her tribulation, a little carp spirit possesses a poor young man who was just killed by a scumbag.

To repay the young man, he decides to kill the scumbag first.

But before he can get revenge, he gets tricked into a brothel.

Someone offers a high price to buy his freedom. The little carp spirit takes one look at him and is stunned, not because of his exceptional looks and bearing, but because the man has dragon aura!

If he can get even a little dragon aura, he can survive, and even leap through the Dragon Gate and ascend!

★ The little carp spirit quickly starts trying to soak up dragon aura. He does everything he can to stick close to the man, clinging to him at every opportunity.

Just as the "source of dragon aura" is being utterly charmed by the little carp spirit...

The little carp spirit runs away, and goes off to marry someone else.

★ The little carp spirit's plan is simple: pretend to marry the scumbag in the poor young man's place, settle the karmic debt, and then ascend in style.

But on the wedding day, just as the ceremony is underway, someone suddenly storms into the hall with soldiers and steals the groom.

Even more outrageous, everyone is so terrified that they fall to their knees and shout, "Long live the Emperor!"

The red veil before the little carp spirit's eyes is yanked away. He looks up in a daze.

The man looks down at him and smiles. "After doing all those things with me, you still think you can run?"

He tosses aside the veil, his voice low and husky. "You can marry, but the only person you'll marry is me."

★ Just like that, the little carp spirit gets dragged into the palace and made Empress...

They spend every day clinging to each other. The little carp spirit's cultivation grows stronger and stronger, and his belly accidentally swells, too.

On the day the child is born, ninety-nine bolts of heavenly lightning suddenly strike down. The little carp spirit doesn't even have time to look back at the child before he ascends on the spot.

Only then does he remember who he is: the only son of the Xuanqing Immortal Venerable of the Thirty-Sixth Heaven. He had merely come to the mortal realm to undergo a tribulation.

★ The moment he returns to the immortal realm, the little carp spirit forgets everything from the mortal realm.

Until his father starts arranging a marriage competition for him across the entire immortal realm. All the immortals turn pale at the mention of it. Then the Immortal Emperor Jiuyong, who is said to live beyond the Thirty-Sixth Heaven and has never even been seen by his father, suddenly arrives carrying a child.

He has a handsome, cold face, as if the whole world owes him several lives.

To liven things up, the little carp spirit steels himself and steps forward with a sweet smile. "Why are you frowning, Immortal Emperor?"

The Immortal Emperor sets the child down in front of him and stares straight at him, his eyes so red they look ready to bleed. He says each word slowly: "Because my wife abandoned me and our child."

The little carp spirit looks at the child's face, which looks ninety percent like his own.

Uh...

When did he have a child???

★ Later, beyond the Thirty-Sixth Heaven, amid snow, wind, clouds, and mist, the Immortal Emperor overwhelms the little carp spirit until he begs for mercy.

The Immortal Emperor Jiuyong whispers in his ear, his voice so quiet it seems to carve itself into his soul: "Say you won't leave me. Say you're mine. In the afterlife or the underworld, in heaven or on earth, you're mine."

1. Before he ascends and loses his memories, the little carp spirit is sweet and innocent, completely clueless about the ways of the human world.

2. The author's intelligence is limited. This is mainly a romance. ^-^

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Preorder: Who Says Being a Substitute Is Hard?

Blurb:

★ Jiang Shiyi was born and raised in the Cold Palace. He has never met anyone besides his mother, who was once favored but was ruthlessly banished to the Cold Palace. She goes mad on and off and spends all day reminiscing about the glory of her past.

Growing up surrounded by this, Jiang Shiyi developed a very simple worldview:

If you're born a person, you must marry someone powerful and rich.

If they aren't powerful, they must be rich.

If they don't even have money,

then you'd be better off dead.

★ So when the kingdom fell and he and his mother were released from the Cold Palace, he was the only surviving prince. When he was offered to the new emperor as a substitute for the former crown prince, Jiang Shiyi was so delighted he nearly cried.

A life of wealth and power was finally within reach!

What? The former crown prince was the one the new emperor had loved but could never have?

And Jiang Shiyi was just a poor substitute being used by other people?

Jiang Shiyi is made a consort and lounges in a luxurious bedchamber built of gold. He can grab a handful of gold ingots whenever he wants, and all he has to do is open his mouth for a pretty maid to feed him peeled lychees.

You call that poor?

Let the poor thing keep living this miserable life.

Unfortunately, the good times don't last. The former crown prince turns out to be alive, and he's back!

The new emperor is going to marry him and make him Empress!

Countless people wait to see the pitiful fate of Jiang Shiyi, a spoiled substitute who only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun.

Jiang Shiyi has already made off with all the gold and silver. Together with the new top scholar, who's so infatuated with him that he refuses to marry anyone else, he's gone to Jiangnan to live a much better life, full of wealth and beautiful people.

As long as you're rich, aren't you the mistress of the house wherever you go?

★ When Yuwen Zheng was still the heir of the Duke of Dingguo, the emperor tried to win him over by offering the crown prince's hand in marriage. He refused outright and went to the frontier.

By the time Yuwen Zheng rebelled and ascended the throne, rumors had somehow turned the former crown prince into the one he had loved but could never have, the one who had once cruelly humiliated him.

Unfortunately, the crown prince was dead.

Some busybody dragged the Eleventh Prince from the Cold Palace over to curry favor with him.

Yuwen Zheng had a headache. He'd planned to send the boy away, but the Eleventh Prince had been trapped in the Cold Palace and knew nothing of the world. He could just be settled somewhere remote and given plenty of good food and drink.

He never expected this former Eleventh Prince to understand things better than anyone.

He had one clumsy, childish, and ridiculous trick for currying favor after another. Even after being made a consort and showered with rewards every day, he still dared to ask for the imperial seal. Yuwen Zheng was getting a worse headache from all the trouble and considered sending him away.

But the Eleventh Prince was exceptionally beautiful, and grew more beautiful the more Yuwen Zheng took care of him. After tiring days of state affairs, looking at that face always made Yuwen Zheng feel better.

Yuwen Zheng wanted to see what else he would try.

He never imagined Jiang Shiyi would have the nerve to run away!

Not only did he run, but when Yuwen Zheng found him, Jiang Shiyi had his officially appointed top scholar in his arms and was calling him his new husband?!

Yuwen Zheng then looked at the infant in Jiang Shiyi's arms, supposedly fathered by the top scholar, who looked exactly like him, and sneered:

"Am I blind or stupid?!"

Jiang Shiyi thought, very quietly: Wait, aren't you?

1. 1v1. The shou and the top scholar do not get married.

2. That's the premise. The blurb and title may still be revised when the story officially starts.

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Preorder: Caught Taking Secret Photos of My Crush

Blurb:

★ After secretly loving Wen Tingxu for three years, Bai Xu decides to take a few secret photos as keepsakes before graduation.

Everything is ready. Unfortunately, he makes the dumbest possible mistake and forgets to turn off the flash.

Wen Tingxu catches him red-handed.

★ In a bright cafe, Bai Xu lies facedown on the table, pretending to be dead and hoping to escape punishment.

Wen Tingxu walks over and taps on the table. "Hey, are you taking pictures of me?"

Bai Xu gives an awkward laugh. "Haha, I, I was taking them for my younger sister."

Wen Tingxu takes out his phone. "Give me your sister's contact information."

Bai Xu: ???

Wen Tingxu: I'm going to send you a lawyer's letter.

★ After waiting three years, he finally gets his little cat to make the first move, only for him to give Wen Tingxu a fake WeChat account.

Wen Tingxu laughs in anger.

Well, what else is there to say?

He'll send a lawyer's letter.

★ When Bai Xu receives Wen Tingxu's lawyer's letter, he nearly dies of fright.

He has no choice but to pretend to be his "sister" and apologize to Wen Tingxu.

Things gradually get weird, and he has no idea how it got to this point:

He starts being Wen Tingxu's "sister," chatting with him, playing games with him, and even wearing a wig and Lolita fashion to go on dates with him.

Later, Wen Tingxu takes him to look at houses, says he wants to buy him one, and even says he wants to marry him.

????????

He really doesn't want to get another lawyer's letter!

So, maybe he should run away.

QAQ

★ Trying to run away halfway through the relationship?

Wen Tingxu: Then I'll keep sending lawyer's letters.

:)

1. You can tell from the blurb that the lawyer's letters are just Wen Tingxu scaring the shou, hahaha.

2. There are scenes of cross-dressing.

3. That's the premise. I haven't decided whether there'll be children. The blurb and title will probably be adjusted after the story officially starts.

Premise: No matter what situation you find yourself in, believe in hope.