Invincible from the Start, I Became a God by Brushing My Teeth (Planes)

[Starting the day after VIP, six chapters guaranteed daily, aiming for ten thousand words a day. Thank you all for your support!] Coming soon: The Hot-Tempered Body Cultivator Tears Starships Apart and The Vase Beauty Returns from Her Quick Transmigration. Blurbs below. - Xiao Wang awakened a superpower: [Whenever he brushes his teeth, he can't control his legs and wanders all over the place.] Xiao Wang: ...That counts as a superpower? It wasn't until he wandered onto a battlefield where two armies faced off and rescued someone; into an infinite world where NPCs surrounded him, yet he emerged unharmed; and into outer space, where he appeared in the flesh and strolled through the void, astonishing alien civilizations, that he realized what his power was really for: [While brushing your teeth, cross between planes! No one can lay a hand on you! Adapt to any environment!] As long as Xiao Wang appears while brushing his teeth, he gets an unbeatable start! Among the elves, he's the “weakest elf king in history.” In the apocalypse, he's a “rookie with zero combat power.” In the cultivation world, he's the “only good-for-nothing mortal.” Mock him, provoke him, even hunt him down... So what? Xiao Wang will step in! A terrifying explosion destroyed everything in sight. Seeing Xiao Wang buried beneath the rubble and certain to die, everyone shook their heads and sighed. But a figure slowly rose from the ruins. “I know you're in a hurry, but hold your horses!” Several streaks of golden light wound down from the sky. These chains were strong enough to restrain a dragon. But Xiao Wang merely lifted a hand. “Quit tugging at me.” A few moves from a radio calisthenics routine, and the chains snapped one by one! The demon army bore down on them. The elves were ready to sacrifice their lives to defend their home. But Xiao Wang stood alone before the entire tribe. The world outside roared with explosions and blazed with war, but he stood firm. “Thanks for asking. I'm in the elven kingdom, and I just took the throne...” An invincible life was simple and dull. Until his superpower evolved: [Freely travel between planes you've visited before.] Xiao Wang brought back cartloads of fresh fruits and vegetables from the elven kingdom. “Chinese cabbage, bok choy, water spinach... What can I get you, customer?” He became “the biggest supplier to the apocalypse base.” Xiao Wang brought back crate after crate of guns and weapons from the apocalypse. “Someone bring out my Italian cannon!” As a mere mortal, he killed Nascent Soul experts and became the “crafting genius feared by everyone” in the cultivation world. Xiao Wang brought back talismans and magical artifacts from the cultivation world. “Rule one: No attacking people hiding under their blankets. Rule two: Anyone who breaks the previous rule will face the ultimate punishment of washing their hair upside down. Rule three: I reserve the right to interpret all rules...” He became an SSS-rank “mysterious boss” in the infinite world! Legends of Xiao Wang spread across every plane. But in the real world, he was still a college graduate who couldn't find a job. [Plane Management Bureau] “Unfortunately, your application was rejected. We don't hire employees with no experience. Unless you can provide a token from a plane...” “A token?” Staring at the HR representative's cold face, Xiao Wang scratched his head. He looked completely clueless. But then, with a casual reach into his pocket, he produced an elf crown, a level-10 crystal core, an ascension pill... “Would this work? What about this one? Or this?” As the HR representative stared in astonishment, Xiao Wang landed a position as a “Plane God”! Author: @Daylight Cover artist: @Die Die Zi Calligraphy: @Zhuo Li Luo Mo 【【【【【【【Coming soon】】】】】】】 The Vase Beauty Returns from Her Quick Transmigration [Entertainment Industry] Yuan Jin was famous in the entertainment industry for being a pretty face and nothing more. When news got out that he was going to appear on a variety show, the entire internet mocked him. “Someone like him will only be a burden to the show...” “A pretty face who's never lifted a finger to do a day's work. I can't wait to see him embarrass himself!” The audience laughed at him. Other celebrities looked down on him. Even after his manager pleaded with the director, the only opportunity the director would give him was a one-day guest appearance. But nobody knew that Yuan Jin had returned from quick transmigration. A pretty face? Hah. After experiencing over a hundred worlds, he was nothing less than an all-around beauty! On a laid-back variety show, the hashtag trended: #YuanJinSavesTheDay, makes three dishes and a soup in eight minutes, and the other guests can't stop raving about it# On a brainy variety show: #GuestYuanJinSolvesTheChallengeInSeconds, crushes all the top students, and leaves the reigning champion in the dust# On a robotics variety show: #WithYuanJin'sPersonalGuidance, the doomed losing team masters the technology and crushes the winning team# So what if it was only a one-day guest appearance? Yuan Jin became an overnight sensation across the internet on the strength of his abilities! On the variety shows, celebrities competed to get close to him. Viewers flooded the screen with strings of “6666.” Even the production teams begged him to stay for a few more episodes... But Yuan Jin was a little stubborn. If he agreed to be a guest for one day, then he'd stay for exactly one day! Because he had more work than he could handle! The laid-back variety show was over? The National Cooking Competition invited him to be a judge. Finished filming the brainy variety show? A top-ranked university asked him to give a lecture on memory techniques. His team won on the robotics show? The national team hired him as a highly paid part-time coach. Yuan Jin's popularity was extraordinary. Any show or competition he appeared on was guaranteed to be a huge hit. The comments filled with messages from viewers: [Hi, Yuan Jin, wifey!] [Wifey is so amazing prprpr] Until one day, someone declared, “He's my wife. Don't go calling him that!” On a couples' variety show, wealthy CEO Zhan Yao wrapped an arm around Yuan Jin to make his presence known. The entire internet envied him. “Ahhh, CEO Zhan is so lucky!” “It's weird, but I'm not jealous of the CEO's money anymore... I'm jealous that he has such an amazing wife!” Having an all-around beauty for a wife must be wonderful. But the couple's performance on the show left viewers stunned. Laundry and cooking? The CEO handled it! Scooping the cat's litter? The CEO handled it! Even sweeping and taking out the trash? The CEO was responsible! What do you mean, all-around beauty? CEO Zhan said, “My darling works so hard. At home, all they have to do is lie flat and look beautiful!” A wife deserves to be pampered to the fullest! [A satisfying career-focused story. The love interest appears later on.] 【】【】【】【】【】【】 No-romance story coming soon: The Hot-Tempered Body Cultivator Tears Starships Apart Gu Gang was a renowned body-cultivation prodigy in the cultivation world. At just thirty, he reached the Great Ascension realm, only a step away from ascending. But one day, after ending his meditation, he opened his eyes to find himself in the distant future, in an interstellar age tens of thousands of years later, lined up alongside a fox spirit, a samurai, and a witch. “Honored seniors!” “Humanity is at the brink of extinction. We had no choice but to summon your souls and implant them into android bodies...” “We can only hope that, as the strongest people on Earth ten thousand years ago, you'll save humanity!” Everyone had a different reaction to the request. The fox spirit fluttered her eyelashes. “The spiritual energy in this interstellar age is so powerful. My cultivation has improved!” The samurai drew a blade made of advanced alloy, brimming with confidence. “With this blade, no monster can threaten us!” Even the witch said, “Leave saving the world to me!” Only Gu Gang... Looking at his new, thin and frail body, he flew into a rage. “I'm a body cultivator, for heaven's sake! These skinny arms and legs make me look like some pretty boy. How is that acceptable?” The fox spirit amazed everyone with her magic, the samurai had a divine blade that could cleave mountains, and the witch wielded her dark arts. Gu Gang, however, remained unknown. Until he strolled through space all alone in his frail body. He shattered an asteroid with one palm and stomped straight through a barren planet. Until he faced the aliens' base. The fox spirit, samurai, and witch were all wounded and forced to retreat, but Gu Gang strode forward alone. He tore starships apart with his bare hands and beat the aliens to a pulp. With one slap, he flattened their so-called steel fortress and tossed it into a pocket dimension like a toy. “Not bad.” As everyone watched in horror, Gu Gang finally nodded in satisfaction. “Now that's what a body cultivator is supposed to do!” Theme: Great achievements begin with taking care of the little things in everyday life.