Invincible from the Start, I Became a God by Brushing My Teeth (Planes)

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Previews for The Short-Tempered Body Cultivator Tears Starships Apart and The Vase Beauty Returns from Quick Transmigration are below.

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Xiao Wang awakened a superpower: [Whenever he brushes his teeth, he can't control his legs and wanders all over the place.]

Xiao Wang: ...That counts as a superpower?

That is, until he wandered onto a battlefield where two armies faced off and saved someone; wandered into an infinite world, surrounded by NPCs but completely unharmed; and wandered through space with his physical body, walking through the void and stunning alien civilizations.

Only then did he discover what his power was really for:

[While brushing your teeth, travel between planes! No one is allowed to touch you! Adapt to any environment!]

As long as Xiao Wang shows up brushing his teeth, he starts out invincible!

Among the elves, he's known as “the weakest Elf King in history.”

In the apocalypse, he's “a rookie with a combat rating of zero.”

In the cultivation world, he's “the only good-for-nothing mortal.”

Mock him, provoke him, even hunt him down... So what?

Xiao Wang will take action!

A terrifying explosion destroyed everything in sight.

Seeing Xiao Wang buried beneath the rubble with no chance of survival, everyone shook their heads and sighed.

But a figure slowly rose from the ruins. “I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush just yet!”

Several golden beams of light coiled down from the sky. These chains were strong enough to restrain a dragon.

But Xiao Wang merely lifted a hand. “Stop tugging at me.”

A few moves from his morning exercise routine, and the chains snapped apart!

The demon army was at the gates. The elves were willing to sacrifice their lives to defend their home.

Then they saw Xiao Wang standing alone in front of his entire people.

No matter how fiercely the world outside bombarded him or how the flames of war raged, he stood completely unmoved. “Thanks for asking. I'm in the elven kingdom, and I just got crowned...”

An invincible life was simple, unremarkable, and boring.

Until his superpower evolved: [Freely travel between planes you've visited before.]

Xiao Wang brought back truckloads of fresh fruit and vegetables from the elven kingdom.

“Chinese cabbage, bok choy, water spinach... What'll it be, folks?”

He became “the apocalypse base's biggest supplier.”

Xiao Wang brought back crates of weapons and guns from the apocalypse.

“Someone bring me my Italian cannon!”

As a mortal, he slaughtered Nascent Soul experts, becoming the cultivation world's “terrifying genius weapon refiner.”

Xiao Wang brought back all kinds of talismans and magical artifacts from the cultivation world.

“Rule 1: You may not attack anyone hiding under a blanket. Rule 2: Anyone who breaks the first rule will suffer the ultimate punishment: washing their hair while standing on their head. Rule 3: I alone have the final say in how these rules are interpreted...”

He became an SSS-rank “mysterious boss” in the infinite world!

Legends of Xiao Wang spread across every plane.

But in the real world, he was still a college graduate who couldn't find a job.

[Plane Administration Bureau]

“Unfortunately, your resume didn't make the cut. We don't hire employees with zero experience. Unless you can show us a token from one of the planes...”

“A token?”

Xiao Wang scratched his head as he looked at the HR representative's cold expression.

He seemed utterly innocent and naive.

But then he casually pulled out an Elf King's crown, a level-10 core, an ascension pill...

“Will this do? What about this one? Or this?”

Under the HR representative's astonished gaze, Xiao Wang landed a coveted position as a “Plane God”!

Author: Da Yangguang

Cover artist: Die Diezi

Calligraphy: Zhuoli Luomo

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The Vase Beauty Returns from Quick Transmigration [Entertainment Industry]

Yuan Jin was a famous vase beauty in the entertainment industry. When news broke that he would appear on a variety show, the entire internet mocked him.

“Someone like him will only be a burden on the show...”

“He's just a vase who can't even lift a finger around the house. I can't wait to see him embarrass himself!”

The audience laughed at him. The celebrities looked down on him.

Even after his agent begged and pleaded, the director would only give him a chance as a one-day guest.

But no one knew that Yuan Jin had returned from quick transmigration.

A vase beauty? Hah! After experiencing more than a hundred worlds, he was clearly an all-around beauty!

On a laid-back variety show, #Yuan Jin saves the day, whips up three dishes and a soup in eight minutes, and has the other guests begging for more#

On a brainy variety show, #Guest Yuan Jin solves a tough problem in seconds, crushes the top students, and leaves the reigning champion in the dust#

On a robotics variety show, #With Yuan Jin personally coaching them, the nearly disbanded losing team gets a perfect score in technology and demolishes the winning team#

So what if he was only a one-day guest? Yuan Jin became an overnight sensation through sheer ability!

On the show, celebrities fought to get close to him. The audience filled the screen with comments like “6666.”

Even the production crew begged and pleaded for him to stay on for a few more episodes...

But Yuan Jin was a little stubborn: he had agreed to be a one-day guest, so he would stay for exactly one day!

Because he had plenty of work lined up and nothing to worry about!

The laid-back show was over? The National Cooking Competition invited him to be a judge.

The brainy show had wrapped? A top-ranked university asked him to give a lecture on memory techniques.

His team won the robotics show? The national team hired him as a part-time coach for a generous salary.

Yuan Jin's popularity was off the charts. Any show or competition he appeared on was guaranteed to be a huge hit.

The comments were flooded with messages like [Hey, Yuan Jin, my wife!] and [My wife is so amazing, prprpr].

Until one day, someone declared, “He's my wife. Don't go calling him that!”

On a celebrity-couple variety show, wealthy CEO Zhan Yao wrapped an arm around Yuan Jin and made his presence known.

The entire internet was green with envy.

“Ahhh, CEO Zhan is so lucky!”

“This is weird. I don't even envy the CEO's money anymore... I'm envious because he has such an amazing wife!”

Having an all-around beauty for a wife must be great, right? But the couple's behavior on the show stunned the viewers.

Laundry and cooking? The CEO handled it!

Cleaning the cat's litter box? The CEO handled it!

Even sweeping and taking out the trash? The CEO took care of it all!

What do you mean, all-around beauty?

CEO Zhan said, “My darling works so hard. At home, all he has to do is lie flat and look beautiful!”

You have to spoil your wife rotten!

[A feel-good career story. The love interest appears later.]

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No-romance preview: The Short-Tempered Body Cultivator Tears Starships Apart

Gu Gang was a renowned genius body cultivator in the cultivation world.

At only thirty, he had reached the Great Ascension stage, just one step away from ascending.

But one day, when he finished cultivating in seclusion and opened his eyes, he found himself in the interstellar era tens of thousands of years in the future, lined up alongside a fox spirit, a samurai, and a witch.

“Esteemed seniors!”

“Humanity is on the brink of extinction. We had no choice but to summon your souls and place them inside android bodies...”

“We can only hope that you, the strongest people on Earth ten thousand years ago, can save humanity!”

Everyone reacted differently to the request.

The fox spirit fluttered her eyes seductively. “The spiritual energy in this interstellar era is so potent. My cultivation has already improved!”

The samurai drew a blade made from advanced alloys, looking confident. “With this blade, there's no monster I need to fear!”

Even the witch said, “Leave saving the world to me!”

Only Gu Gang...

Looking at his new, scrawny body, he flew into a rage.

“I was a mighty body cultivator! My arms and legs are skinny as sticks, and I look like some pretty boy. What kind of nonsense is this?”

The fox spirit stunned everyone with her supernatural arts. The samurai had a divine blade that could split mountains and boulders. The witch used her curses and witchcraft.

Gu Gang, on the other hand, remained completely unknown.

Until he walked through space all by himself, despite his frail-looking body.

He smashed an asteroid with one palm and stomped a barren planet apart with one foot.

Until he came face-to-face with the aliens' home base.

Even after the fox spirit, samurai, and witch were all injured and forced to retreat, Gu Gang advanced alone.

He tore apart starships and beat up aliens.

With one slap, he flattened the so-called steel fortress and tossed it into another dimension as if it were a toy.

“Not bad.”

Under the horrified gaze of everyone present, Gu Gang finally nodded in satisfaction. “Now that's what a body cultivator is supposed to do!”

Theme: Great things are achieved by starting with the small things in everyday life.