If I Can't Beat Him, I'll Tease Him [Trapped in a Game]

Also known as "Beat Him or Flirt with Him"

[Currently serializing "Invincible from the Start, Becoming a God by Brushing My Teeth" next door.

This book is on hiatus for now. I'll come back to finish it later. Feel free to add it to your wishlist.]

An Bai, a homebody, accidentally transmigrates into the game "Magic Continent."

The tsundere lolis, mermaid princesses, sexy top-student older sisters, reserved mentors, pure-hearted priests, and unruly witches he was promised... are nowhere to be found!!

Instead, there are: a haughty young master who blocks the road with his lackeys to pick a fight; an elegant mermaid roommate who drags you into the bath; a sexy top student who challenges you to a magic duel; a reserved mentor who uses your body for magic experiments; a pure-hearted priest who insists on purifying your soul; and a deranged demon who wants to lock you away in the demonic realm...

An Bai: System, what am I supposed to do?

System: Either beat him up or flirt with him. Your choice.

To the young master looking for trouble:

"You're beautiful when you're angry."

"But isn't it a little soon to move in together?"

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To the elegant mermaid roommate:

"You can't just look at a human boy's body. If you see it, you have to marry him..."

"Are you trying to marry me?"

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To the hot-tempered, sexy top student:

"Don't be mad. Even if nobody else likes you, I do."

"After all, I really love a body as sexy as yours~"

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When the deranged demon removes his System and refuses to let him go home:

"If I can't use the System to flirt, I'll just have to rely on my own strength!"

"Illusion magic!"

Deranged demon: Hah, hah, your sweetheart is so hot!

An Bai: ?? What exactly did you see in that illusion?

After all that flirting, everything changed!

The arrogant young master became adorable, the mermaid roommate grew devoted, the sexy top student became a loyal puppy, and the reserved mentor turned out to be great at flirting...

When everyone gathers in one place, why does this feel like a love rivalry?

I just want to clear the game and return to reality!

1v1, main character on the receiving end, split-personality love interest. All the NPCs have one-sided crushes on the main character, and the love interest is one of the game's developers.

The main character: Oblivious, and always shoots straight.

The love interest: Gets jealous even though every NPC is technically him.

A lighthearted, satisfying, playing-the-fool-to-triumph, face-slapping fantasy.

A feel-good, everyone-falls-for-him story with no angst for the main character. Come on in with your eyes closed!

Theme: Rely on yourself instead of the System. Study hard and keep improving every day!