Yuan Que is a long-tailed tit.
On his first day in the human world, the clueless little tit got advice from two cat bigwigs.
Black Cat Bigwig: If you want to get along with humans quickly, you need to share one of your secrets. (Lights a cigarette)
White Cat Bigwig: If you want a human to be utterly devoted to you, make them feel like they’re your one and only. (Kicks up his little feet)
Yuan Que: I think I get it...
The chubby little tit bravely ventures into the human world.
Bo Xun is the only son of the Bo family. He’s bright, handsome, and has always had everything go his way.
The only complication is that, three years after his mother’s death, his domineering CEO father suddenly brought home a scheming little dumpling to register as his son and raise as his own.
Rumors of an illegitimate child spread.
His academician grandfather, celebrity cousin, and mysterious-agency cousin were all furious at Bo Xun’s father for this move.
His cousin crushed a stage microphone in his fist, while his other cousin cracked an agarwood table.
With a sinister look in his eyes, Bo Xun gave the scheming little dumpling a warning on the very first day he came home.
But the little dumpling seemed completely oblivious to his mood, sticking to him like chewing gum and foolishly trailing around behind him, which was incredibly annoying.
Bo Xun sneered. “Keep following me and I’ll...”
Before he could finish, the pretty little dumpling in front of him suddenly vanished into thin air, leaving a pile of clothes at his feet...
Bo Xun: ?
Wait, what’s that white thing on the floor?
Holding the chubby, fluffed-up long-tailed tit in his hands, Bo Xun fell into deep thought for the first time.
Yuan Que used the same trick again, crying pitifully. “Queque... Only big brother knows Queque’s secret. Don’t tell anyone else... Queque is scared...”
Young Master Bo’s usually cold and heartless heart instantly softened into a springtime pool.
At the thought that he was the only big brother in the world who knew Yuan Que’s secret, Bo Xun’s heart melted.
Savoring the rewards, Yuan Que gradually lost his way and followed the two big cats’ example, embarking on the point-of-no-return path of “sleeping in big brother’s bed in the morning, and big sister’s room at night.”
One day, a chubby, fluffy white little tit suddenly fell from the sky.
Bo Xun’s heart skipped a beat. He hurried over, only to run into someone.
He looked up. Grandpa? Cousin? Cousin? Dad? ...And that person who wanted to steal Queque away? (The Bo family grits its teeth.jpg)
Bo Xun: ? He told you?
Everyone else: ?????? He told you too??
After sharing what they knew, everyone sneered.
Turns out the clueless little tit had told everyone the exact same thing: “Only you know Queque’s secret in this whole world.”
And that’s not all. He mooched snacks from six people, cake from six people, splitting it evenly from Monday to Saturday and choosing randomly on Sunday.
Cousin: ? So that’s why Queque dashed out of my blankets this morning to go eat breakfast at your place?
Cousin: So Queque didn’t finish the cake I made yesterday because you fed him something else.
Bo Xun: ...Heh.
What a master of sharing the love.
Later on...
Cousin: “Heh, I was the first one Queque told his secret to.”
Cousin: “It was me.” (Clenches fist)
Bo Xun: “It was me.” (Sneers)
Yuan Que, munching away on little nuts (suddenly wary)
Reader’s Guide:
1. This blurb focuses on family affection. The love interest appears midway through the story.
2. Aside from being a little crafty when he uses his “secret” to trick people, the little tit is absolutely clueless! He’s a little dummy.
3. The northern long-tailed tit is based on an incredibly, incredibly cute bird!
Coming Soon: A Pretty Face, But Immortal [Infinite Flow]
Blurb: A newcomer arrives in an Infinite Flow game. He looks like a flower and has the personality of a clinging vine.
Everyone looks at the delicate, beautiful young man and feels just a little sorry for his pretty face.
Sure enough, the next second, a cleaver flies over and cuts off the young man’s handsome head.
But just as everyone is about to turn and leave, the young man’s body suddenly picks up his head and puts it back on. Faced with everyone’s horrified expressions, he remains delicate and timid, trembling with fear.
Xie You is a gang leader, cold and ruthless, always pursuing the greatest possible profit. He takes an interest in the immortal young man, who happens to be extremely dependent on him, the big shot.
Once there’s someone on the team who can take an unlimited number of deaths, clearing the game becomes simple. That’s what Xie You thinks, and that’s what he does. Luckily, the other person is so obedient that he’ll die however Xie You tells him to.
But then one day, Xie You no longer wants him to die.
The young man still walks into the burning bridal sedan, smiling at him. “Thank you, big shot. I remember now. If I die enough times, I’ll finally be able to go home.”
Reader’s Guide:
1. The love interest is cold and ruthless at the beginning.
2. The protagonist is rather stupid early on because of his confusion and amnesia. In everyone else’s eyes, he’s genuinely a pretty cannon-fodder character who could die at any moment.
Recommended: My Friend’s Old-School, Angsty Scum Romance, The Almighty Secretary Resigns, by Xie Houli. A classic, authentic dose of angst!
Blurb: Shen Kangshi is decisive and invincible in the business world.
And none of it would be possible without his all-purpose secretary, Guan Ting.
Available at his beck and call 24 hours a day, he negotiates contracts with outsiders and even warms the bed at home.
On top of that, he helps arrange a whole crowd of stand-ins and gives Shen Kangshi the perfect assist in pursuing his white moonlight.
When people ask Guan Ting, “Did Shen Kangshi save your life in a past life? Why do you treat him like this?”
Guan Ting smiles and answers calmly, “The Shen family saved me.”
Shen Kangshi thinks Guan Ting will spend his whole life repaying that debt, forever serving as his all-purpose secretary.
He never expects that on the day he gets engaged to his white moonlight, Guan Ting will smile and hand in his resignation.
“Mr. Shen, I wish you a long and happy marriage.”
Guan Ting has repaid his debt.
Tips:
1. Scum gong and masochistic shou, old-school style, no switching love interests, happy ending.
2. The gong will not marry his white moonlight.
3. Includes pregnancy and miscarriage.
Theme: Care for small animals.
I suddenly received a rebate notification and I forgot about this article.
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Hurry up and refund the money. If you don't curse, it's for Queque's sake.
I'm so convinced that I won't update anymore. It's not marked that it will return on 10.31. Although it has been discontinued for such a long time, I still hold a small expectation and hope that there will be an update on 10.31. As a result, I can only say that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment!!!
It's humorous. October is almost over and I haven't seen you resume updating.
What's going on? Can you please give me an explanation? It's really disappointing to come here every day with high expectations 🤔
Wow, can you be so confident if you don't update for a month?
Recommended column advance payment: 1. "It's a vase, but it's immortal [Infinite Stream]" Copywriting: There is a new person in the infinite flow level. He looks like a flower and his personality is that of a dodder flower. Everyone looked at the delicate and beautiful young man and felt a little sorry for his appearance. Sure enough, the next second a machete flew over and cut off the young man's beautiful head. However, when everyone was about to turn around and leave, the young man's body suddenly picked up his head and connected it again. Facing everyone's horrified expressions, the young man remained delicate and frail, trembling with fear. As the gang leader, Xie You is ruthless and always pursuing maximizing profits. He took a fancy to the immortal boy. Fortunately, the immortal boy was also extremely dependent on him as a boss. Once someone in the team can take unlimited death quotas, clearing the level will become simple. This is what Xie You thought and did. Fortunately, the other party was so obedient that he would die however he wanted. But suddenly one day, Xie You didn't want him to die. But the young man still walked into the burning sedan chair and smiled at him: Thank you, boss. I remembered that as long as I die enough times, I can finally go home. Reading guide: 1. Be ruthless in the early stage of attack 2. In the early stage, he was stupid because of confusion and amnesia. He was a beautiful cannon fodder who could be seen by others in the next second. 2. "The little yellow dog and its cubs dominate the stars" Copywriting: The next second Chen Xiaopu entered the interstellar novel, he found that he had turned into a dog QAQ It's still the most common kind, with short fur... A little yellow pastoral dog. Just as he was trying to digest the bad news, he saw the future interstellar overlord covered in bruises and bruises. Tsk, twenty years later, your man who will make the whole world fear you is now just a dying little pitiful man. Worse than him. Chen Xiaopeng became excited. Their starting points were almost the same! Who says a little yellow dog can't dominate the interstellar world! Chen Xiaopu decided to take the future interstellar overlord as his younger brother. As for his eldest brother's responsibility, naturally he is to protect his younger brother, feed his younger brother, and raise his younger brother to the age of becoming an interstellar overlord. Stealing leftovers, grabbing blankets, and when necessary, enduring humiliation and rolling around to act cute Bite someone's leg, break someone's head The little yellow dog looked back with a carefree look: Little boy, let's see if I'm not crazy about you. When the puppy charged bravely, he didn't notice the expressionless young man behind him pulling out the knife from the kidnapper's chest. Many years later, a hacker unlocked the locked space of Star Overlord and found that there were 100 G little yellow dog emoticons stored in it. Small theater: Reporter: Are you his... A certain dog: This dog is the boss of the interstellar overlord! Someone:… Reporter: He is yours... A certain dog: The interstellar overlord is my little brother! Someone:… Someone lowered his head silently and polished the thing in his hand. A dog is curious: What is it? Someone made a subtle smile: round, smooth, and can be put around the neck... A certain dog is on level 10 alert! After a high fever, Chen Xiaopu returned to his human form in a coma. When you wake up, look into someone's gloomy eyes A certain dog: uneasy. Jpg =Reading Guide= 1. Become a human in the later stage of education 2. Late stage means very late stage QAQ
Author, I really want to curse you O. O(`Δ?)!