Everyone Here Is a White Lotus [Reborn]

Xie Yin died, then was reborn.

He was reborn into the body of the most notorious traitor in the dynasty.

His left ear heard a pillar of the court denouncing him.

His right ear heard nobles sneering at him.

And he could feel the stares of colleagues whose backs were turned to him by a blood feud prickling at his spine.

Every day, he argued at court and got ambushed after court.

His side gigs were solving cases and finding love.

Life as a treacherous minister was exhausting.

Chu Yan x Xie Yin

[Reader advisory: The characterizations lean toward those of a light, fluffy novel.]

Recommended ongoing novel from my author page: The Scum Gong Decides to Phone It In [Book Transmigration]

Blurb: Bai Jiyan was named the Scum Gong System's Transmigrator of the Year. He diligently and responsibly played the scum gong in one small world after another.

The more capable he was, the more the vicious Scum Gong System exploited him.

While working overtime during his hundredth consecutive vacation, Bai Jiyan had had enough.

Scum around? Fine, he'll scum around a little.

The protagonist shou had just been dragged back by his men, his stubborn, tortured black eyes glistening with tears.

Bai Jiyan lounged on the sofa with his legs crossed, snacking, and asked his men, "Why did you actually bring him back? Don't you have an ounce of sympathy?"

His men: ???

The protagonist shou was thrown onto the bed, looking steadfast and unyielding despite the humiliation.

Bai Jiyan took off his tie and approached the bed, then tossed the tie onto it. "Tie yourself up."

The protagonist shou: ??

Bai Jiyan: "Look it up online if you don't know how."

The protagonist shou: ?????

The protagonist shou's suitor, Bai Jiyan's sworn enemy, showed up, his expression icy. "Bai, let A-Qiu go. Or else, at the upcoming bidding..."

He rattled off a whole string of threats.

Bai Jiyan loosened the soil around his succulents, his face blank. "Oh."

His sworn enemy: ??? Are you looking down on me?

Bai Jiyan had long since had enough of the inhuman workload: tormenting the protagonist shou day and night, while also squeezing in time to act as an overbearing CEO.

After a series of deliberately lazy moves as chairman of the Bai Group, he successfully ran the company into bankruptcy.

The (swearing) System refused to let him go back, no matter what.

Huddled in a rundown rental room with his succulents, Bai Jiyan finally decided to find a job.

The former chairman of the Bai Group was now a car washer, working nine to five with a two-hour lunch break. Ask him to work even one extra minute and he'd start slacking off.

Thanks to his face, which was great for attracting customers, the boss kept him on despite being furious.

One day, a limited-edition luxury car pulled into the car wash. Bai Jiyan was walking away with the hose turned off.

The door opened, and his smug sworn enemy and the protagonist shou, looking conflicted, stepped out.

"You," his sworn enemy ordered imperiously, pointing at him. "Come wash the car."

Bai Jiyan looked back at them coldly, raised his hand to check his watch, and said, "Five, four, three, two..."

His sworn enemy suddenly grew nervous, glancing around warily. "What are you counting down to?"

Bai Jiyan dropped the hose. "Time to clock out."

The gong is his sworn enemy.

Goofy younger gong x laid-back CEO shou

Check out the completed plot-driven novel My Archenemy Became a General (Interstellar) and the completed cute-pet novel Innocent Crows on my author page.

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