Bai Jiyan was voted the year's best transmigrator by the scumbag-protagonist System.
The vicious Scumbag System kept squeezing him harder and harder.
Bai Jiyan had had enough.
The pursuer of the protagonist, and Bai Jiyan's sworn enemy, came looking for him, face dark. “Bai, let A Qiu go. Otherwise, at this bidding conference...”
He rattled off a long string of threats.
Bai Jiyan loosened the soil around his succulents and said without expression, “Oh.”
His sworn enemy: ??? You think I'm beneath you???
He had to be a scumbag to the protagonist day and night and still make time to play the domineering CEO. Bai Jiyan had long since had enough of this inhuman, high-intensity job.
After a series of deliberately lazy moves as the head of Bai Corporation, he successfully slacked his way into bankruptcy.
The System refused to let him go back, no matter what.
Hugging his succulents in the shabby rental apartment, Bai Jiyan finally decided to find a job.
The former president of Bai Corporation was now a car washer, working nine to five with a two-hour lunch break. Ask him to work even one minute of overtime and he'd start slacking off.
Thanks to his good looks, which drew in customers, the boss kept him on, though his resentment was practically overflowing.
One day, a limited-edition luxury car glided into the car wash. Bai Jiyan was walking away with the hose turned off.
The doors opened, and his arrogant sworn enemy and the protagonist, looking conflicted, got out.
“You,” his sworn enemy ordered imperiously. “Come wash the car.”
Bai Jiyan looked back and glanced at them coldly, then checked his watch. “Five, four, three, two...”
His sworn enemy suddenly grew nervous, looking around warily. “What are you counting down to?”
Bai Jiyan dropped the hose. “Quitting time.”
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The love interest is his sworn enemy.
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Ridiculous younger love interest x laid-back domineering CEO
Recommendations
*Upcoming: Hush, This Secret Is Just Between You and Me [Everyone's Darling]
Blurb:
Yuan Que is a long-tailed tit.
On his first day in the human world, the foolish little bird gets advice from two cat bigwigs.
Black Cat Bigwig: If you want to get along with humans quickly, you have to share one of your secrets. (lights cigarette)
White Cat Bigwig: If you want humans to be utterly devoted to you, make them feel like they're your one and only. (lifts paws)
Yuan Que: I think I get it...
The chubby little bird bravely ventures into the human world.
Bo Xun is the only son of the Bo family, gifted and handsome from a young age, with everything going his way.
The only upheaval comes when, three years after his mother's death, his domineering CEO father suddenly brings home a scheming little dumpling to register as his own son and raise.
Rumors of an illegitimate child spread.
His scientist grandfather, the family matriarch, his celebrity cousin, and his mysterious-agency cousin are all outraged by Bo Xun's father's actions.
His cousin grips a stage microphone so hard it breaks, while his female cousin smashes an agarwood table.
With a menacing look in his eyes, Bo Xun gives the scheming little dumpling a warning on the very first day his domineering father brings him home.
But the little dumpling seems completely oblivious to the mood. Like a piece of chewing gum, he foolishly sticks to Bo Xun's heels, trailing after him and making him anxious.
Bo Xun sneers. “If you keep following me, I'll...”
Before he can finish, the beautiful, pale little dumpling in front of him suddenly vanishes into thin air, leaving a pile of clothes on the floor...
Bo Xun: ?
Wait, what's that fluffy white thing on the floor?
Holding the plump, fluffed-up long-tailed tit in his hands, Bo Xun falls into deep thought for the first time.
Yuan Que uses the same trick again, crying pitifully. “Que Que... Que Que's secret is only known to big brother. Don't tell anyone else... Que Que is scared...”
Young Master Bo's usually cold, ruthless heart instantly melts into a pool of spring water.
Just thinking that he alone, out of everyone in the world, knows Yuan Que's secret makes Bo Xun's heart melt.
Seduced by the rewards, Yuan Que gradually loses himself and follows the two cat bigwigs' example, embarking on the path of “sleeping in big brother's bed at night and big sister's room in the evening.”
One day, a chubby, fluffy white little bird suddenly falls from the sky.
Bo Xun's heart skips a beat. He rushes over, only to collide with someone.
He looks up: his grandmother? His grandfather? His cousin? His female cousin? ... His father?
Bo Xun: ? He told you?
Everyone else: ????? He told you too??
They exchange information, all sneering.
So the foolish little bird had told each of them the exact same thing: Que Que's secret is known only to you in the whole world.
Not only that, he mooches six portions of snacks and six portions of cake, dividing them evenly from Monday to Saturday and choosing at random on Sunday.
Cousin: ? So Que Que darted out of my blankets this morning to go eat breakfast at your place?
Female cousin: So the reason Que Que didn't finish the cake I made yesterday is that you fed him something else.
Bo Xun: ... Heh.
That's some impressive sharing of affection.
Later on,
Cousin: “Heh, I'm the first person Que Que told his secret to.”
Female cousin: “It was me.” (clenches fist)
Bo Xun: “It was me.” (sneers)
Yuan Que, munching happily on little nuts, suddenly grows wary.
Reading guide:
1. The blurb is about family affection. The love interest is someone else.
2. Other than being a little sly when he uses his “secret” to fool people, the little bird is just silly! He's a little dummy.
3. The real-life inspiration for the long-tailed tit is super, super cute!
*Upcoming: Hey! This Dog Is the Big Boss of the Interstellar World
Blurb: The second Chen Xiaopu transmigrates into an interstellar novel, he discovers that he's turned into a dog. QAQ
And not just any dog, but the most ordinary kind, with short fur... a little yellow country dog.
While trying to process this awful news, he spots the future interstellar overlord nearby, covered in wounds.
Tsk, the man who will make the entire interstellar world tremble in fear twenty years from now is currently a pitiful wretch on the verge of death.
Even worse off than he is.
Chen Xiaopu perks right up. Their starting points are about the same!
Who says a little yellow dog can't conquer the interstellar world?
Chen Xiaopu decides to take the future interstellar overlord as his underling first.
As his big brother, his duties are naturally to protect his underling, feed him, and keep him alive until he's old enough to become the interstellar overlord.
Steal leftovers, drag over blankets, and, when necessary, swallow his pride and roll around cutely.
Bite bad people's legs, bash in their heads.
The little yellow dog looks back with a carefree air. “Nice try. Just watch me charm you to death.”
Years later, a hacker unlocks the interstellar overlord's private storage space and discovers a hundred gigabytes of little yellow dog reaction images.
A little scene:
Reporter: “May I ask, what are you to him...?”
Some dog: “I'm the big boss of the interstellar overlord!”
Some person: “...”
Reporter: “And what is he to you...?”
Some dog: “The interstellar overlord is my underling!”
Some person: “...”
The person silently lowers his head and polishes the thing in his hand.
The dog asks curiously, “What is that?”
The person curls his lip with a sinister smile. “It's round, smooth, and can go around your neck...”
The dog goes on high alert!
After a bout of fever, Chen Xiaopu turns back into a human while unconscious.
When he wakes, he sees the other person's dark, unreadable gaze.
The dog: Nervous.jpg
=Reading guide=
1. The protagonist turns human later on.
2. By later, I mean much later. QAQ
*Completed novel: Turned into a Fluffy Little Thing in My Enemy's Arms
Blurb: Jiang Xin suddenly becomes the most wanted criminal in the entire interstellar world. Every corner of the empire with good communications is full of images of him fleeing in a sorry state.
As the marshal's family troops close in from all sides, the wanted criminal, with nowhere left to run, suddenly transforms... into a soft, fluffy little creature with black paws and a white belly... a black-footed cat?!
Jiang Xin is dumbfounded.
Half an hour later, the kitten is taken back to base as a pet.
Jiang Xin trembles as he's gently petted. Jiang Xin rolls over, and someone enthusiastically rubs his belly. He flicks his tail, and someone immediately brings over the finest fish.
Jiang Xin suddenly thinks... maybe this isn't so bad.
Faced with the adoration and admiration of everyone at the base, Jiang Xin quickly adjusts to his new role as a cat.
He gets good at acting cute and clawing people.
Even the legendary cold, ruthless, youngest marshal in the empire smiles at this clingy little black-pawed cat.
Taking advantage of his kitten body, Jiang Xin comes and goes freely around the base.
Seeing that the wanted posters still being put up inside the base feature a huge photo of himself, he waves his little cat paw and scrawls a few words in an unmonitored corner: Jiang Xin was here!
The next day, the base is in an uproar. Even the usually aloof and arrogant imperial marshal furrows his brow.
Jiang Xin is smug and grows bolder by the day.
Until one day, his secret identity is exposed.
Facing all the people who had petted the wanted criminal, especially the one whose eyes say he wants to kill the cat,
Jiang Xin silently backs away, farther and farther...
“Um... this is all a misunderstanding! Definitely a misunderstanding!”
Just as he's about to face the consequences, the ancient beastfolk bloodline of all humanity awakens.
The world turns into chaos.
The aloof, arrogant imperial marshal becomes a weak little wolf cub,
poor, frail, and helpless.
After a sudden turn of events, Jiang Xin grins wider than the sky and pats the black little wolf cub's black head with his own black paws.
“Don't be scared, little one. Big brother's got you.”
Cyril: ...
Theme: Balance work and rest.
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It's a new year, I hope you just forgot your login password
The scumbag attack is bad, why are you also bad? Is this appropriate?
I received the notice of termination, I don't allow it, I don't allow it, you can't be stuck here 😭 😭
Let's end it like this. Bring Tang Monk up. I want to see if this book can be completed in a lifetime or if I can live longer.
It's been like this for so long that I don't remember the plot. I only remember that it was very good to watch. I still remember the sentence "Young people can't get it, and they will eventually become white moonlight." Isn't this my white moonlight? 💔
It's been a long time since I've updated. It turns out I've been holding it back. Can I update it sooner next time? The nutrient solution has expired??(???~???.???~???)??
Ah ah ah, are you going to take something by force? It's exciting.
It's the New Year and there's no update yet~
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