G University’s annual spectacle: students vote for their favorite same-sex couple, and Qin Yi and Xie Duyu’s “One Night of Spring Breeze” couple suddenly appeared on the list. In just two hours, they crushed every other pair and shot to the top of the rankings.
That evening, they both posted clarifications on the forum, claiming to be straight.
At the exact same time, they reported each other’s posts.
Their reason: false advertising.
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Xie Duyu: He openly dresses as a woman, and he’s a neat freak. In summer, I get yelled at for taking my shirt off in the dorm. I get yelled at for playing games on voice chat with my viewers at night. I even get yelled at for breathing!
His personality is this ridiculously finicky, and you expect me to believe he’s straight?
Ha, I don’t buy it.
If he isn’t gay, then I am.
Qin Yi: He livestreams games at midnight, panting like someone’s hiding under his desk. He wanders around the dorm half-naked all day, and when the power goes out, he crawls into other people’s beds. I was just doing homework in the dorm, and he actually covered his crotch and ran away! How did the vice squad not arrest him?
He’s this obviously bent, and you expect me to believe he’s straight?
Impossible.
If he isn’t gay, then I am.
#WatchWhatYouSay
#AnAgeOldClassic: HomophobiaMeansCloseted
A story about hapless roommates
Cross-dressing fashion design prodigy x handsome game streamer
Reader’s Guide:
1. Both the top and the bottom cross-dress in the story.
2. The bottom is afraid of the dark and ghosts. He gets short of breath, so people mistake his playing horror games for panting that sounds too good. :)
3. Two pure-hearted fools with minds that are both rather impure.
4. Lighthearted, with lots of people having fun shipping the couple.
Theme: Youth holds endless possibilities
