The Black-Bellied Romantic's Wife-Chasing Crematorium

[Love-brained black-bellied type x clear-headed, sweet and soft type]

Read at your own risk:

Early on, the heroine repeatedly says she's willing to become the hero's concubine so she can survive.

Every time he hears it, the hero gets quietly angry: This person is slandering me, claiming I don't uphold a man's virtue. How awful. I want to kill her.

[The heroine's story]

Wei Yiyi, a top law student, dies one day and transmigrates into the body of a weak maid with nothing but her looks.

A lecherous scumbag is after her, her masters make things difficult for her, and even when she goes out to buy buns, someone tries to force her into marriage.

Put up with it? No way!

"Oh, so you married your wife because your mother pressured you on her deathbed? Then how dare you divorce her? Aren't you afraid your mother's ghost will come back to haunt you?"

"There are more men who are sincere than there are hairs on your head. You didn't know that?"

She does the talking, and a grinning merman takes care of the cleanup.

Until one day, she discovers that this merman is a black-bellied schemer a thousand times more terrifying than any scumbag.

The good news is, this black-bellied schemer is a hopeless romantic who believes that the love of his life is more important than anything, while revenge for his father's murder barely matters at all.

The bad news is, the person he loves is her.

Then one remark from her makes the black-bellied schemer's eyes turn red. He curls up in a corner, biting the edge of his blanket and crying all night.

[The hero's story]

There is a merman who can't grow a tail. His father is dead, his mother is gone, and his fate has been full of misfortune.

He has the power to flood the seas and destroy the world, but he cannot enter the water.

Only that little girl can make him grow a fish tail.

He could trick her just once. She would forgive him.

In return, he is willing to grant her one wish.

[Bonus scene]

Wei Yiyi: "Really? Any wish at all?"

Meng Guanjiang: "Yes."

Wei Yiyi: "Your younger brother is pretty handsome. Can you introduce us?"

Meng Guanjiang: "Didn't you say you could live without a man?"

Wei Yiyi: "I can live without you, but I can't live without him."

Meng Guanjiang's eyes turn red. He murmurs, "...Okay."

One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are virgins.

No angst and misery.

The hero is a hopeless romantic who gets jealous constantly. The heroine is a foodie who only complains from time to time.

Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate weapon.