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● An eccentric, self-indulgent, chuunibyou bottom x a yandere top who indulges his delusions without limits
Blurb:
Gu Guanshi was born with heterochromia. From then on, he had a condition commonly known as chuunibyou.
As an adult, Gu Guanshi went on a dating show. He gave a polite nod. “I bear a great and heavy responsibility. If you’re willing to join me in conquering the world, you may become my followers.”
The male contestants: “...”
He’s good-looking, but what a shame about his brain.
The dating show naturally ended in failure. Then something calling itself the Yandere Collector Dating System bound itself to Gu Guanshi.
System 0A3 took Gu Guanshi to horror games disguised as romance games. The romance targets were either mad or mentally unstable yanderes, and they could leave you covered in blood and mangled in a matter of minutes.
The System had calculated everything perfectly. It planned to collect its Host’s negative emotions and gather energy, then rule the three thousand worlds.
But
Gu Guanshi wasn’t affected by the lunatics at all. Instead, he sat there expressionlessly with yanderes on both sides, acting as the perfect diplomat and brainwashing them with his grand plan to conquer the world. One by one, the yanderes gazed at him with adoration.
System: “???” What grand plan? Wasn’t it the one supposed to be playing the villain?
By the time Gu Guanshi really did become the ruler of every small world, the System finally panicked. It hurriedly tried to brainwash the yanderes: “Shouldn’t you be consumed by love and hate and lock him up?”
The yandere let the words go in one ear and out the other, picked out the key phrase, and said shyly, “How did you know he’d play lockup with me? He really does love me.”
System: “...” You hopeless romance-addicted idiot!
Sweet? Sure, it was sweet. It was the bitter, choking sweetness of the System’s resentment.
World One: “The Handsome, Blind-to-Faces Young Master”
You’re the undisputed heartthrob of a story set at an elite school, but nobody knows you’re face-blind.
The person standing before you to confess is a gloomy country bumpkin who usually goes unnoticed. He lowers his head and holds out a love letter, his ears turning red.
If you reject him, congratulations! He’ll stab you with the sharp object hidden in his bag, and you’ll be starting a new life on the spot.
If you accept his confession, I’m afraid you’ll mistake someone else for your boyfriend the next day and die horribly at the hands of another deranged admirer, or be imprisoned for life.
Facing certain death, how will you save yourself?
World Two: “The Infinite-Horror Boss Pretending to Be a New Player”
You’re the boss of a haunted castle in an infinite-horror game. Your daily job is to terrorize and slaughter players, but your performance is mediocre. Recently, a series of strange things have started happening.
First, the NPC monsters under your command suddenly started looking at you with strange, feverish eyes. Then a perverted player began running your dungeon every day, failing the game just to see you. Even the ghost bosses from other dungeons started proposing marriage alliances.
The Main System was fed up. It disguised you as a new player and kicked you into a dungeon to experience life.
World Three: “Landlord of a Haunted Rental House”
You’re a perverted landlord. Every day, besides lounging around and collecting rent, you like to pick out handsome male tenants to stalk and spy on.
One day, you get caught. A hot-tempered tenant shows up with the camera you’d hidden in the rental house to demand an explanation, but then he stops short. He stares straight at you, turns red, and changes his mind, inviting you over to his place.
When the other tenants you’ve been following notice you’re gone, they deliberately wait along your usual route and go out of their way to get your attention.
But strangely, every night when you fall asleep, you’re pinned down by a ghost. You wake up to find the room in chaos, a sign that some evil spirit that feeds on yang energy has latched onto you.
World Four: “High Priest of the Mountain Spirit Village”
You’re the evil high priest of Mountain Spirit Village. The villagers are preparing a sacrifice to offer to the Snake God. To make sure everything goes smoothly on the day of the divine ceremony, you personally inspect the offerings. One of the sacrifices, who had been full of hatred for you, suddenly smiles and flirtatiously leads you elsewhere to inspect the others.
Once you’ve confirmed the offerings are satisfactory, you head off to preside over the ceremony.
But the Snake God mistakes the bride, and the villagers watch helplessly as it carries off their own high priest.
World Five: “Can the Overpowered Hero Be a Master?”
World Six: “The Villainous Crown Prince in a Western Fantasy”
● Reader’s guide:
1. One-on-one romance, both leads are each other’s first in body and heart, happy ending.
2. The top is split into fragments, and every yandere who can be collected is a shard of his soul. Includes plenty of self-inflicted jealousy and mildly frightening scenes. The top and bottom enter the mission worlds at the same time to play through the story, and the worlds have no set order.
3. The bottom has terminal chuunibyou and is a B-king, with powerful inhuman abilities.
Theme: Life comes first; love should be healthy