Madara's Reputation Takes a Hit

[Blurb]

Madara has a rumored love interest named Uchiha Momoko.

The clan elders all want him to marry her. After all, they have good genes, and his father already had five or six kids by this age. But Madara wants no part of it.

One evening, Madara found some free time and went to talk to her. When he arrived at her house, he was surprised to see her standing in the bathroom, holding up her skirt...

Madara: You don't close the door when you use the bathroom???

Madara: Wait... isn't she a woman?

Madara: ???

Madara: "You..."

Uchiha Momoko, feverish and muddled from a full stack of illness debuffs, only realized someone had come into the house when she heard a voice. Her eyes went wide as saucers. "Wah, you, you, you..."

Uchiha Kin caught the whole scene. He admonished Madara, exasperated: "Lord Madara, how could you do this again...!!"

From then on, the Uchiha clan head's reputation was ruined.

The entire clan mistakenly believed their leader was a pervert who peeked at girls using the bathroom.

Later, the misunderstanding spiraled out of control.

The cross-dressing expert and clan-acclaimed beauty, Uchiha Momoko, married him.

Madara: What am I supposed to do, bringing a man home as my wife?!

And he even has a princess-cut hairstyle! "clenches fist.jpg"

Uchiha Momoko: Change my fate! Make it big and strong!

Madara: ...

Theme: Working a job? Never. Not in this lifetime.